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“anakin, what do you have?”

“a wife!”

“NO!”

dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET?

i-homeostasis

LIKE THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE A PERSON’S BACKYARD. LIKE YEA A LITTLE DUSTY MAYBE THERE WAS A SANDSTORM BUT THAT’S COOL I’M JUST GONNA WALK DOWN TO THE STORE P S Y C H YOU’RE ON MARS BICH!

schro-dingus-deactivated2023030

i hate to be rude and intrude on this post but we have decent pictures of the surface Venus too!

jumpingjacktrash

#venus has a low render distance

thecraftychemist

See also below Saturn’s moon, Titan. Mars has a blue horizon at sunset so it looks even more Earth-like in this image:

Source

Also: Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko

montygreen

This isn’t just a case for me.

tiktoksthataregood-ish

joshpeck

i know we say this about a lot of things but there is no way this video isn’t cursed

wessasaurus-rex

woooooooooooooooooow

bellygangstaboo

I am deceased

bellygangstaboo

minor update:

enbyriot

reblog to make racists get over 7,500 spam emails and have a well known company make fun of them

natural--blues

Yeah there’s a beautiful bot site that if you put an email in it, will subscribe you to thousands of mailing lists.

Oops I dropped the site right here use it wisely

Biggest mood koskaan, kun kesäloman jälkeen selasin duunitoria

#suomitumppu #suomipaskaa

gstringofsuburbia

billie joe armstrong is like…the definition of chaotic good. a prime example of this is the fact that one time at a green day concert this guy in the pit was harassing a young girl so billie stopped the show to help her. however, his way of doing so was to jump into the audience, dropkick the guy directly in the face, and then fight him in a crowd of screaming fans

endoshan

shinypurplebuttons-blog

This is missing the best part - when he saw the guy, he tried to be like “Dude, stop” and when the man didn’t stop pushing the girl around he screamed “Fine! You wanna fight? I’ll fucking fight you, then!” and leapt directly into the crowd

milesyart

There’s a reason Green Day was my favourite band in high school, and Billie Joe Armstrong is it.

orciny

Always reblog bisexual chaotic goods

assigned-cryptid-at-birth

bi(g) dick energy

veeranger

jokes aside i think it’s amazing and heartwarming to see like 4chan incel bros perform the miracle of crawling out of that hole and becoming real human beings and chronicling their journey to realizing that they can be well adjusted happy normal dudes

cramorant600

Where’s the post about the guy who turned his life around bc of his shrimp? Bc that’s very relevant here

cramorant600

This guy. This makes me so happy

veeranger

this is what i was thinking about when i wrote this post

unicornempire

Wow, what a shrimpformation. That’s sweet.

Tired: portaikossa eteneminen pystyasennossa

Wired: eläimellinen nelijalkaähellys

#suomitumblr #suomipaskaa

cyani-deactivated20201016

Trump and Putin are having a meeting today in Helsinki and our biggest newspaper is just out there throwing shade.

Olin kassalla (myyjänä) eräänä kauniina tiistaina ja meinasin sanoa asiakkaalle “Hyvää viikonloppua!”, mutta mitä piti sanoa oli “Hyvää päivänjatkoa!”, mutta mitä sanoin, oli

“Hyvää viikonpäivää!”

Kuitti kädessäni, asiakas edessäni, jaoimme ikuisuudelta tuntuvan, intensiivisen katseen. Ei, en ole toipunut tästä vieläkään.

#suomipaskaa #suomitumblr #asiakaspalvelu

Diabetes

Minä pelatessamme baarissa Sanasotaa, ja aiheena tarttuvat taudit

#suomipaskaa #suomitumppu #täähänseois

In Finland

We don't say "I'm fine".

We say "Hyvin pyyhkii!" which means

"[It] wipes well!"

#suomipaskaa #in finnish #finland #finnish sayings