hetero machine broke

Ludwig. Berlin. 20. So fucking gay. Don't talk to me at all.

[dergeborgenheit]

scugnizzz:

dergeborgenheit:

scugnizzz:

yeah i kind of love him

hahahaha

bitch

NOT YOU

i didnt say it was me

;)

[dergeborgenheit]

scugnizzz:

yeah i kind of love him

hahahaha

bitch

[dergeborgenheit]

leaspay utpay a ickday inay ymay outhmay 

[dateaboysuggestions]

date a boy who’s understanding of your OCD, and doesn’t make fun of your obsessions or rituals

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

I like wearing the camo one because the girl is all “wow chris where is your penis it was right here last time?” and I say “look closer…it’s camo. Also we can’t have sex because I put my dick into dick jail”

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[inuhito]

[dergeborgenheit]

i need my face sat on and my dick fondled

[dergeborgenheit]

how the fuck did you get this photo of me,

[elcilantroo]

[executionerbarbie]

WHY he BITE my ASS

[airframeextender]

since the dawn of time eating ass has existed

[unarisatabella]

@dergeborgenheit

[dergeborgenheit]

Where do I download a meaningful hug

[dergeborgenheit]

my phone died while I was listening to Mariah Carey and I, a gay, am fucking offended and attacked

[bistdufukinernst]

fucking a skull is the purest way to defeat the gender binary when ur dick is in that eye socket male and female don’t exist 

[dergeborgenheit]

What the fuck is wrong with you

[alisonzai]

*gently buries my face into a very soft dog*

[unarisatabella]

new sex position ideas: the caesar

step 1: grab a knife step 2: stab me 23 times

[imgayjokes]

TELL YOUR KIDS! Some people have been finding I’m gay in their trick-or-treat bags. Don’t accept treats from strangers!

[dergeborgenheit]

unarisatabella:

dergeborgenheit:

unarisatabella:

@dergeborgenheit​ ha detto: fuck off

shut ur up u bosomless fool

so are you wtf

:3c yeah, bc i like dick but that doesnt mean ive never had bosom before you Baby

its not my fault i didnt have a fucking mother