♔ YOUR KING ♔ [INACTIVE]

[derkoeniig]

woaah i haven’t looked at this blog in a hot minute.

[frxncophile]

The Farsquad Sentence Starter

I can’t believe you told their mom to kill themselves

I have a confession, I’m fiction kin

No me molesta

( name ) could be the priest

( name ) is not a holy name

It’s a toilet

It’s just a toilet

I don’t want ( blank ) you you to see it

Did you turn the volume up?

Have you ever felt mashed potatoes

Listen whore

So how about that 9/11

I’m not mad I’m just high

( name )i the Whori stricks again

Hey everyone it’s Mod ( name )

Don’t be a little puss puss

I buy followers for Instagram 

I love you but GOD you’re stupid

You ship it you little whore

Your entire exsistance is a kinkshame

I’ve never been so pissed with an American teenager

We can’t all be underprivelaged like you

Sorry for not being poor

Never made it as a black man

I’m gonna give you a Mackle-Backle_Masackle

Does the baby need night night

Does ( name ) want baba?

I’d fuck a lunchroom chair

Do you wanna see them nakey?

Get fucked

HE BLUSHES MADLY!!!!!

No, Daddy, you’re not supposed to punch the pussy, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BEAT IT!!

Shut the fuck up ( name ) nobody likes you, kill yourself

( Name ) is like the piece of shit that sticks in your vag

Whenever I shit, I think of ( name )

And you can’t take a fucking compliment

You better not be a bully cause I don’t like bullies

[derkoeniig]

i said i was gonna restart this blog. sometime this week i’ll make a promo, delete old posts and get this show on the road. 

[derkoeniig]

i wanna restart this blog mmmm,,,,

[derkoeniig]

its been 40 years,,,

[derkoeniig]

i remade

i decided to remake. this was sorta stressful, but once the process is complete it’ll feel a lot better. follow me HERE for my new blog, i suppose feel free to unfollow this blog, since it’ll just be queuing this post.

 basically i moved everything over there, relationships are all the same, gil is the same. i just felt like this blog was so cluttered. all threads here are dropped, but if you inbox me saying you want to continue a specific thread i’d be happy to. 

- riley

[derkoeniig]

i remade

i decided to remake. this was sorta stressful, but once the process is complete it’ll feel a lot better. follow me HERE for my new blog, i suppose feel free to unfollow this blog, since it’ll just be queuing this post.

 basically i moved everything over there, relationships are all the same, gil is the same. i just felt like this blog was so cluttered. all threads here are dropped, but if you inbox me saying you want to continue a specific thread i’d be happy to. 

- riley

[derkoeniig]

i remade

i decided to remake. this was sorta stressful, but once the process is complete it’ll feel a lot better. follow me HERE for my new blog, i suppose feel free to unfollow this blog, since it’ll just be queuing this post.

 basically i moved everything over there, relationships are all the same, gil is the same. i just felt like this blog was so cluttered. all threads here are dropped, but if you inbox me saying you want to continue a specific thread i’d be happy to. 

- riley

[derkoeniig]

REBLOG if you don’t mind other muses falling in love with your muse, even when it is unrequited.

[derkoeniig]

papa? yesterday uncle mattie said he was gonna get krunk. what does that mean

❝ NO-NOTHING! IT MEAN’S      NOTHING! ❞

[cittamemes]

Let's Get Personal!

Do they keep anything special under their pillow?

Left shoe or right shoe first?

Their reaction to heart break?

Their favourite gemstone?

A way to win their heart?

Ticklish spot(s)?

Hot or lukewarm shower?

Favourite piece of clothing?

Least favourite feature about themself?

First thing they notice when meeting someone new?

That one thing that will cheer them up no matter what?

 Their reaction to being placed in a dress/suit?

Boxers or briefs? Panties or thong?

Their reaction to finding their hair another colour upon waking?

Do they wash their hair or their body first?

Shirt or pants, which is put on first? 

What position do they sleep in?

Hugs or kisses?

Best way to spend an afternoon?

Ideal date?

What do they look for in a partner?

Greatest fear?

Most sensitive part of their body?

Thoughts on betrayal?

What do they wear to bed?

[derkoeniig]

Papa, why does daddy have a scar over his eye?

❝ You know, Daddy never really told me..    I think it’d be best to ask him yourself?     I’m sure he won’t mind. ❞ 

[derkoeniig]

papa? I saw daddy with some lady last night while you were gone. who is she?

❝ ….. Uh-Uhm.. Daddy just had    a friend over.. Papa will fix it. ❞

[derkoeniig]

Papa, why is always daddy so mad at you? Why did he throw a desk at you the other day?

   ❝ Daddy has an extreme temper,        and Papa will not let that happen        again, especially in front of you. ❞

[derkoeniig]

Vati, Papa gave me candy. Do you want some?

    ❝ Oh no thank you sweetheart,       you can have it all to yourself. ❞

[derkoeniig]

papa, what are all those noises coming from you and daddies room last night?

   ❝ Aaahhh… Papa & I were..    wrestling! Sorry if we kept     you up..  ❞

[derkoeniig]

But they're fighting, I think Papa just punched Mr. England in the face

  ❝ Ah boy.. Alright, call your Aunt     Eliza. Daddy will fix this. ❞