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yipee look what happened

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The night before something usually hits harder than the something

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it sucks that when i die i can't joke about my death

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I just a full on conversation with ChatGPT

damn im lonely

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Why don't people plan their own funerals before they die, idc if you're grieving I'm having lazer tag when you mourn me

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im just gonna tupe the next ten words i think of

left

barn

shoe

cool

weed

sing

golf

comb

ate

chinese

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If it's called "respiration" isn't the first time you breathe just "spiration" and every time after that is "spiration again/respiration"

i havent slept in 19 days

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do vegans go to Mars

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I'm a hybrid of male and female, my dad is male, and my mum is female

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the day one of my friends gets married on their wedding day im gonna whisper to them "haha i know who you like"

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Happy birthday SpongeBob

25 years ago the first SpongeBob episode came out hippy birdle day

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imagine a building with 12 stories where the elevator music goes up a key for each floor you're on so it'd be Ground : C

Second Floor : C#

...

Twelfth : B

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By this definition a carrot could be a spice

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Somebody made a website to count down the Michael Jackson biopic release date

Michael Biopic Countdown Clock

THANK YOU

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I ate stuff on a plate and now it's just in my stomach

That is so badass

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