My Random Blog-Thing

I'm just a random Guy on the Internet, who loves to make crappy jokes. Nothing dpecial to see here. Thinks, he is to weird for a relationship, but my edgy jokes are on point.

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[underpable]

You are an amazing artist!

a good drawer

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Atleast you`re not a Drawer

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A gourdian

[willcraftapple11]

you bet your ass im proud of this

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the Definition of RIP

[triruntu]

My Starbound character, Tezca!  She pretends to be stern but she’s not all that strict- she’s the one who leaps into battle with a flashy cape and a flamethrower after all.  

(shoes??? on my bird??? it’s more likely than you think)

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Can we just appreciate Pinkie Pie in her Song "One Small Thing" and Princess Skystar? I think i got instant Diabetus when i first heard song, and the Beginning! It's just incredible how that song manages to get me smiling even when i am angry or sad. Great, now i got one of the biggest earworms like ever.

[assassingirl12]

Mass Effect

Me Before ME 1: Why does everybody love the cat-bird-dinosaur man?

Me During ME 1: Aw Garrus is really cute and nerdy, just my type but I can’t romance him, damn.

Me at the beginning of ME 2: Where is Garrus what the hell is all this wtf I just want my old crew. Why am I dead? Lol not dead?

Me after seeing Garrus again: I am romancing the fuck out of that. Send me down to Shakarian hell to be with my people.

Me learning there is a Turian LI in Andromeda: Lol nah I think I’m gonna romance the jellyfish cat man.

Me meeting Vetra: Oh fuck not again, she’s tall and cute and awkward and has a sad backstory.

Me romancing Vetra: I am gay as hell for this turian, she is my tol wife and I love her.

And this is how I figured out that I have a thing for turians.

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^this. But i'm always asking myself, how.... Turians are doing it. Human Biology with Turians seems too easy. Maybe we need Canon r34 to answer this.

[asklittlepip]

(Art by Toaster RepairUnit)

BETTER WIPED THAN STRIPED! GET A MANECUT, HIPPIE!

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YOU WILL BE BURRIED IN THE TOMB OF UNSKILLED SOLDIERS.

[questionmaudpie]

These changeling shenanigans are getting out of control

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Stop horsing around

[asklaura-and-naki]

*bonus*

Patreon / DeviantArt / Instagram / twitter / Facebook

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BUT WAIT, THERES MORE!

[sludgebat]

some days its worth going on 4chan and wading through the garbage for gems like this

[calamitycons]

THAT WENT FROM ZERO TO SIXTY REALLY QUICKLY WOW

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I am compelled to reblog this every time it shows up now.

Because of this, it is now in my queue.

[logan-and-company]

Its back.

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YES

[ambris]

I spent literally all day doing Eevee sketches. Some anthro, some not. I’m trying to get back into the habit of simply drawing for fun and not work or commission stuff.

Not to long ago someone asked me what my favorite pokemon was, and I was a little hesitant to give a solid answer–but in retrospect, it’s definitely Eevee.

Eevee, and all related evolutions, are my favorite pokemon ever.

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^this

[foldeath]

Got the parts! Friend will bring the tools in few hours. :3

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Just remember to build those in the right direction.

[vounoura]

I need somebody to take the raptors in the kitchen scene from Jurassic Park and replace it with Tracer + Genji (as the raptors) and Mercy + Zenyatta (as the kids) because honestly that scene is a perfect representation of what it’s like trying to play support while being flanked

[the-original-chiptooth]

[ramseyesscom]

The Vanderbilt Planetarium asks you to refrain from following your dreams.

[deputydickhead]

Keep your filthy hands off her

[derpflame]

Well, Luna did touch the moon.. You know what happenend to her, right? A bucking Thousand Years, so back off!!

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[swedishjazz]

[brassparker]

i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

[brassparker]

deadass

can we appreciate the respectfully tho?