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ex-muslim nordaf thirdie +#AsianSwag

professionally diagnosed by BMF as ENFP =^.^=

any more than this you will have to LURKMOAR to find out

#välkommen bienvenue welcome... to my crib

minormalady

I like it when our shadows overlap. I'm metaphysically touching u. I'm inside u

bijouu

maletolion

Cuteness be my god.

as a kid i used to get so heated when i'd see people from the maghreb on tv being the only ones making an effort to speak other people's dialects but now i'm doing it too. well it's out of love so it's different

#& they're on television while this is my real life #but ur our representation like i think everyone should dialectmaxx stop flattening your speech this ain't the tower of babel #come on it's cool that we speak so differently so what if it's not as easily understood everyone can learn. i'm always trying to #& honestly when i was talking to this palestinian man at times i just spoke darija because i felt too goofy trying to emulate him #& he understood just fine #but really it was bc i didn't know enough connecting words & expressions i do this all the time i'll just say things in the language #i do know them in when i'm blanking

sugartear

Okay but I love how “cunt” is becoming a positive word. Your outfit is so vagina which means beautiful

#fav #وحشتينييي 😿😿

Photo by Martha Swope from Mourka: The Autobiography of a Cat by Tanaquil Le Clercq

#Mourka #Martha Swope #Tanaquil Le Clercq

i think the reason why i've been so obsessed with face paints (well just eyeshadow & lipstick) is because i lost all my clothes last year & i know i won't ever recover what i lost even just vibration wise so i might as well venture into new horizons i previously didn't gaf about. in my own way. because i don't ever want to look like a normie under any circumstance. so it's a bit trickier bc i have to reinterpret & make it up as i go. but isn't that what everyone's doing #ImEveryWoman..?

#trying to remain calm knowing indonesian sephora has a sale going on rn & the roxa palette by natasha denona is down to like 53usd #but i can't buy it because i'm not there. & i can't just buy one with my bank account online & put in someone else's address #bc i can only pay using an indonesian bank account. which i don't have. & iirc can only make in person.#& more than that if your account goes inactive for more than 3 months they shut it down #Girl...#& i come from a family of extreme poverty so i can't ask nobody to spot me & trade currnecy directly #i need these made up problems to distract myself from the actually serious shit going down Ignore my gray hairs & swollen lymph nodes #i did love makeup as a kid & by that i mean as a kindergartner i was a huge klepto #i always stole makeup especially lipsticks i don't know what it is about them but i'd steal them from supermarkets & out rich people houses #but i didn't actually like putting it on myself i mean i did but it was moreso possessing it but more than that #i used to seek out girls or this one particular girl to do my makeup #i still don't know her name i only called her maquillage #& then by the end of the night i would cry the mascara off. so awesome #not intentionally tho it just so happened that i did i'd always get huge panic attacks at night but it was awesome afterwards bc #i'd have huge dramatic streaks on my face like the women from the telenovelas i really liked LOL #still chasing that vibe now....... i need: bourjois coup de foudre mascara #my benefit roller lash mascara tore a chunk out my lashes recently !!!!!!!!!! & IT DOESN'T EVEN RUN. ugh #i also loved it when i was mid detransition from boyahood to Me now & i had the normies doing my makeup for our class lolcow's bday #i feel bad calling her that she honestly had a fierce confidence only rivaled by the wilbur lover #slso i stopped being a klepto when i was like 8 or so my mom convinced me my legs would get eaten by dogs if i didn't stop & it worked #i really never stole again #yes i was too old but i have a fear of dogs irl i was scared i'd be taken & questioned fr it scared me straight

rahmamustafa99

Malak wa shaitan (1960) / ملاك وشيطان

literally yaoi but no one cares since they're ugly & old

#not that those traits have ever stopped True Fujoshis #this isn't a suggestion it just made me laugh like surely i can't be the only one who's thought this #who's shirley #not what i thought i was in for but i mean okay

beargirl2

im interested in having a relationship only to test out psychological warfare tactics and such

sitting by the window facing the sunshine watching an old egyptian film #iAm82YearsOld

#new iphonep roduct #my mom's making me do this because i'm weak as an intestine #& yesterday she noticed that i'm graying Yep i'm an advanced transaged individual #don't feel like going out to pick up my jeans i waited for like an hour yesterday & the tailor wasn't there -_- & i didn't have call money #just sizzled away in thw sun i have a cross strap ballerine shaped tan line rn #& then i walked all the way back home !!!!!!!! for like an hour & a half or more omg & several walks uphill + stairs girl i'm beat INAF #struggling to follow honestly but we all start somewhere & my mom pops in to translate for me sometimes

do you like belanova? if not, you should listen to them!!

I LOVE DULCE BEAT

#i'm playing cocktail next but right now i need to eat dindin #garroya <- my lastfm so you can see how serious i take these asks #i actually have listened to two of their songs (off that album) before when they came up on autoplay #but i wasn't really paying attention #& i've been meaning to actually sit down & listen to it all the way through for a minute now & because of this ask i finally did ^_^_^#are you from there or just a weeaboo of the world like me ?#well either way i'm really happy i have people with great taste sending me asks. Yay 😽😽😽😽

i almost never believe what most people say they're into i'm always thinking like hmmm well that's just because you're aligning with what you think is expected of you or if that's not the case then you're just trying to be woke subversive & quirky or you're scared of looking like a sex predator/pervert & trying to throw people off etc

#omg i have such bad faith in people but really mostly when it comes to this #i don't really mean it but i do but i don't but i do. & don't. simultaneously. but i'm thinking it anyway #& i know similar things could 100% be said about me like girl is your homosexuality really just a form of narcissism #yes it is 🧘‍♀️ i've made peace with that. except IT'S NOT if you look at my actual real life track record #plus aren't gays known for dating their identical twins anyway i mean the only other asian girl i liked didn't look like me at all #i looked more like her sister who was actually my age but she like never spoke so i didn't gaf about her

my dapper elderly tailor was really impressed by my miss me jeans

#narrowing down the waist in by 8cm cause they were sagging below my ass so embarrassing #there's only like 3 size difference which i didn't think was going to be a problem bc i've worn my brother's old pants & it was nbd #but... i've learned my lesson #omg wtf he got my size exactly right down to the cm he didn't even put any pins in or anything 0_0 That's why he's my GOAT.....#but keeping him at an arm's length obvi he's still an old man at the end of the day

simiesque

candice clot

#muito cutieful

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