key, i love you

i hope my mom let me marry Kim Kibum♥ 키♥{} iloveyousomuchbb(`ㅂ´) ❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Married to 김기범

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[pineelovecommde]

JINKIBUM DJ ^▽^

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I think I teared a little. :’)

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pretty

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Think they ever have meetings about DuBulge

SM: And now to Lee Jinki

SM: Uh....your penis was too big again this week

Jinki: I...um.......

SM: You almost put a cameraman's eye out.

Jinki:

SM:

Jinki:

SM:

Jinki:

SM: So, we've flown in the top designers to make you these pants. We had the measurments altered that your crotch area is given more room.

Jinki: O...kay

SM: God I hope this works

Next Week's Meeting

SM: It did not work

Taemin:

Jonghyun:

Kibum:

Minho: *smirks*

Jinki: I'm sorry?

SM: Add like a fabric scarf in the front. Looser pants.

SM: God I hope this works

Next Week's Meeting

SM: *Sigh* You tripped the MC this time, Jinki.

SM: Can we tape it down?

Cordi Noonas: It WAS taped down

SM: Put him in a skirt.

SM: God I hope this works

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Dubulge.....................

*moan*

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh  

Pants…are…..getting…..tighter…..

Uhhhh I think I should change into a bigger pants…..

Fans Reaction: NO NO

Because

Onew: Okay ;)

[jinkiminkiki]

Yes, Onew & Minho are wearing skirts in "Dazzling Girl".... why?

Well, you know…

Onew has… a BIG… “problem”…

And sometimes he can’t hide it…

and this part could be dangerous for Shawol’s heart…

You know…

[shinees-bap]

oh thank god

no one unfollowed me after my dubulge spam

my gift for all of you who endured it

kamsamnida!

[jinkis-fucking-falsetto]

this was just too perfect not to screencap

[itscalledthewonderfulworldofkpop]

Okay the two things I really want to talk about today is how you guys like our new idea. Do you like it? Do you hate it? Would you hope to see more of your personal idols? We like to be critiqued and feed back is also nice.

Second of all, I’d like to bring up dubulge. I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW...

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the shinee fandom is really fucked up

…really fucked up

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[ihatejinki]

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GWEBOON

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onkey eye contact #2