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[ahlistoquevillero]

[spiritdick]

I want to know why

[unclefather]

I want to know how

[heckboymoved-deactivated2016033]

[solitaryqueen]

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

[unclefather]

very polite

[unexplained-events]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[witchhzel]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

[duskeos]

k

-professor

[beben-eleben]

[larajahzeel]

HAHAHAHAHA!

[yoochunsnoona]

The last one.

[sugoi-baby-blog]

LOLOL

[manhood]

[digg]

Use when necessary.

[rattlesnek]

My one and only needed reaction gif

[crab-hand]

bath time frolics.

[twindekes]

I just laughed for what felt like 10 minutes

[halcyon-s]

yall

[mvlikks]

Can we just…..

[goddesshere]

Not afraid to speak on important things

The difference between her and Iggy

[hallyucrack]

on other news…

[jukeboxbitch-deactivated2014102]

[ancestor]

People will do anything for their aesthetic