Derpy Fat Unicorns

My life consists basically on food, tumblr, my fandoms, ships, youtubers, books, Halloween, cats and sports. I'm vicky, I'm 18 and I have a passion for British youtubers and books that definitely ruined my life.

[jayce]

me a year ago: who are you me now: im you but weaker

[ohtherandoms]

[jeanqrey]

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[petamia-blog]

HAHAHAH

[azispaz-deactivated20180606]

It really was just that perfect here today.

[chillin-likeavillainnn]

[wheeloffortune-design]

I’d like to thank my friend Avistew Teague for translating this!

[sappling]

me looking at old pics of myself: i dont know her

[change4charityniall]

Reminder!!

There is a little less than a week left in April and we would LOVE to see Niall’s drive surpass $700! Remember, donations with #Niall23 will be TRIPLED up to $75/month! 

Imagine Niall flashing that famous smile of his because he’s so happy to see what is being done in his honor! ☺️

So click HERE to make a donation!

Or check out the awesome merchandise in our change4charity Niall shop! 

UK // US

[spideyys]

I was sitting in class and I was sitting at the very end of the row even though a bunch of seats were available in the middle and when my professor was handing papers back he said to me “you like sitting alone I see” and I was like “ya it’s my kink.” I said that. Out loud. To my professor. Every day God has hope for us and every day we let him down

[change4charityniall]

Reminder!!

There is a little less than a week left in April and we would LOVE to see Niall’s drive surpass $700! Remember, donations with #Niall23 will be TRIPLED up to $75/month! 

Imagine Niall flashing that famous smile of his because he’s so happy to see what is being done in his honor! ☺️

So click HERE to make a donation!

Or check out the awesome merchandise in our change4charity Niall shop! 

UK // US

[muirin007]

Based on this post. Gotta love the godfather.

[crooked-antler-man]

Deadpool. Isn’t. A. Hetero.

[sarahconnorjr]

[shedevil2000]

“Deadpool is as straight as a pole in a strip club.” 

Yeah, okay, buddy. Have you ever actually picked up a Deadpool comic? 

[whydouwantaname]

[involuntarily-mysterious]

u know how people always say “I look like a potato” when they look awkward? I wonder if potatoes are ever like “wow I look really fucking ugly, I look like such a human” ya feel?

[l8rhader]

What if in the future there is technology, maybe not to time travel but, to manipulate messages to a person’s psyche, this making the voice(s) in our heads telling us to do or not to do something is our future selves, friends, or descendants, trying to keep us from making a decision that will only hurt us?

By the same token, what if the negative thoughts are from some rotten people trying to sabotage your potential?

[sleepingwiththepiercedroman-blog]

If vampires can’t see their reflection in the mirror, why is their hair always perfect?

[sleepingwiththepiercedroman-blog]

Do you think my light bulb ever gets sad because it’s a light bulb and will never be like a toaster?

[blamethepillow-blog]

[robaemea-deactivated20180206]

#About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Sherlock was a consulting detective. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that got off on weird crimes. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.