The Intellectual Black Hole

[wheeloffortune-design]

In time travel movies, when the time traveler asks 'What year is this?!?' they're always treated like they're being weird for asking.

When in reality, if you go 'What year is this?!?' people will just say '2024. Crazy huh.' and you go 'Wtf where has my youth gone.'

And if you ask 'And what month??' people won't judge you, they'll just go like 'SEPTEMBER!!! Can you believe it?!?!' and you go 'WHAT?!? Last time I checked we were in May?!?'

[bustedlestatdoll]

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Pregnancy runs in my family. Over half of my ancestors had it at some point.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

The other big one is death. That runs in the family too. An overwhelming majority of my ancestors experienced death at some point in their lives.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[narutwitter]

[makinyami-deactivated20140624]

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[sukinapan]

made this with my friend @dosbanderass ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ

[windsaor]

plea and ending.

kawoshin

insta ; @windsaor

[introvinta]

broken

[sacred-portal]

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[amygdalae]

grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow

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[the-conquest-of-shred]

this joke makes me so mad because I 100% bet you we already have