Incorrect Descendants Quotes

A place where all quotes of Descendants are Incorrect

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Red: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Pink: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

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hook: Hey I got you food, pick a number between 1 and 10.

bridget: Uh 4?

hook: Wrong, no food for you.

bridget: Wait what?! WHY?! HOOK PLEASE—!

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morgie: I have a 1:30 appointment.

red: Which doctor?

morgie: No, I want the regular doctor.

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maleficent: Why don't I like this person?

charming: I don't know. Maybe it's because they keep stealing your thunder.

maleficent: Maybe it's because their name is "hook". Don't you find that utterly ridiculous?

charming: No.

maleficent: That's because your name is "charming".

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Red: Guys I think i’m bi

Hook: Which one?

Red:

Morgie: Bilingual? Bisexual? Bipolar?

Chloe: Guys leave her alone

Uliana: I think she’s all three

Red: I hate you guys

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Red: I have feelings for you.

Chloe: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

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Red: There’s nothing to be afraid of. I don’t bite.

Chloe: No, but you threaten people with a Jabbawocky

Red: …

Red: That was one time!

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Chloe: when you said you were magical in bed i didn't expect this

Red: is this your card?

Chloe: holy shit!