JORDAN or JO (she/they) [Bi] | ~ 21+, MDNI please ~
˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗ mainly: STURNIOLO TRIPLETS / huge Nick and Chris girl atm
˗ˏˋ⟢ˎˊ˗ "It's like, getting old is something I don't want to do, but living life is something I'm looking forward to." - Chris (in: WE TURNED 20!!!)
˗ˏˋ⟢ˎˊ˗ "If you’re so stuck in that past thought, you are never going to progress yourself into the future.” - Nick (in: EP.10 INTRIGUING Q&A)
notice how when they were under laura’s management it took matt literal years to do his project but once they got a new manager he got it done quicker.
i understand that it takes forever to write a book. especially if it’s a memoir, but i think it would’ve gotten done quicker if they had better management sooner. also to be clear, i’m not trying to sound like a bitch when i say it.
they also seem so much happier on their accounts now, and actually post with friends too. i know there’s been people that have pointed out that she was controlling and exploiting, but i do think that’s the reason why they kept taking so many breaks after they left her for mental health.
i just think it’s nice that even if they weren’t really making videos people liked at first, it was probably things that they had been wanting to do for a while and were finally allowed to. they’re just trying to find what they like, and i think it’s the podcast-type ones on the couch they prefer.
overall i’m just glad they seem happier and in a much healthier headspace. matt’s even a little more extroverted or “wild” now it seems, and i know it could be with him just growing up, but i think he’s just healing.
I totally agree. I don't think you meant it to be a diss or anything, and I also don't mean this as a diss, but if Laura were a good manager, she would have pushed Matt to get his book out sooner. As we both acknowledge, writing a book does take years sometimes. But I wouldn't be surprised if she were hindering or sabotaging the process somehow. This is just an assumption. I don't know all what went on behind the scenes.
They do seem happier and healthier, and like they're making content and doing things they enjoy. 💖 I'm so happy for them. I never really trusted Laura. Never really had any damning evidence, but just based off vibes, I never thought she was a good manager for them.
i just sent an ask abt the whole laura and new management thing, but i wanted to add a little more. i know people have noticed how chris is a little quieter now, and more mellow, but they’ve said that he’s the most serious one many times before.
i just think that with laura being controlling and everything, she wouldn’t let them actually grow up on camera, so chris always had to be loud. i’m not saying he wasn’t being genuine, but i definitely don’t think he was happy about being stuck in that.
for a while it just kinda seems like it was either madi had to be their friend or no one, especially since now i don’t even think they’re friends anymore.
Yes, I definitely feel Chris has grown up a lot, and even though he's always been goofy and loud, he has chilled out a bit. He's so much more mature now. 🥰 And yes, I agree. He probably had to lean into those traits to keep management happy, and I'm so happy for him now that he gets to be more authentically himself.
Unfortunately, this is such a common thing in entertainment, not wanting the entertainment to grow up (and it is gross how much this intertwines with pedophilia).
in their recent video nick literally said he would k**ill a girl that was so weird, also mentioned about punching a girl in the face, he is misogynist and think he can get away with it just bc he's gay
I haven't watched the new video. I'll look into it because that is odd and disrespectful. But I don't think he's misogynistic. I think he can be a bit odd and intense but I don't think he actually means what's being said. Whenever people talk about nick tho I do feel like its a bit....odd. and im saying this cause I've noticed there is a double standard when it comes to the triplets. Cause I've definitely heard Matt and Chris make similar jokes or comments that they usually clarify are jokes and ppl just laugh and excuse the behavior. But when it comes to nick they always run with the 'omg he's so weird' comments. I dont believe any of them actually come from a place of malice but I could be wrong. I dont believe its misogyny but if it is it should be applied to chris and Matt too.
i don’t want to seem like i’m defending the triplets, but it kind of bothers me sometimes when people bring up their past friendships and act like they’re the problem.
the only reason why it may seem like it was a lot of friendships was because they posted together, if that makes sense. also most friendships don’t make it past high school.
but just assuming that they’re the problem in where their friendships fall apart doesn’t make sense to me. —but i also don’t like “assumers”. i think people just need to understand that you cycle through a lot of people in early adulthood while you’re finding yourself.
I *just* came across a tiktok this morning saying this! It was a montage of all their old friends saying they aren't friends or asking that people don't bring them up, and the caption was like, "starting to think the triplets are the problem." This is just as parasocial to me as someone thinking the triplets could never possibly be the problem in their ended friendships.
Relationships are hard with friends, partners, people you live with. I've been a shitty friend before, and I've had shitty friends before. I've had friendships end where we both played a role in it. And yes, a lot of friendships end after high school. People underestimate the "forced proximity" of friendships. Doesn't mean they wouldn't be friends otherwise. It just means that when you see someone daily or weekly like a classmate or a coworker, you often drift apart after you stop working/going to school there unless you put in the time and effort to see each other. It's a normal human experience. I completely agree with you. 😇
Has anyone noticed since the triplets, specifically Nick, has been calling out fans for their weird/creepy behavior that in the comments ppl have been saying his hateful or rude towards women....... I've literally seen videos of ppl talking about some misogynistic gay men and in the comments I've seen 'is it safe to say Nick sturniolo' or 'Yall arent ready to admit this but Nick sturniolo' like that shit is crazy to me.
Having sex with your boyfriend can be difficult when you’re worried about his brother’s hearing…
ⓘ CW. SMUT. 18+ MDNI OR ELSE I WILL THROW BUTTER AT YOU. Little to no plot (I was horny, okay?), Matt fucking his big cock up into you & making you his personal pornstar, covering mouths, unintentional edging, p n v (unprotected), cumming inside…AFTERCARE IS SILLY CUTE STUFF HEHE -- & probably more. Read at your own risk!
“Oh—oh my god, baby—fuck!”
Your entire body freezes at Matt’s loud exclamation. The bed stops the subtle creaking, sheets finally stagnant, and knees deathly still on either side of his hips.
“Wh-why did you stop?” he asks, looking up at you with glossy eyes.
His hands callous over your knees. You look around the room, trying to listen if there’s any movement from outside.
“Matt…you’re being too loud. It’s gonna be so embarrassing if I have to look your brothers in the eyes if they know what we’re doing right now…”
He lets out some sort of disgruntled whine. The sound vibrates straight to your core, the feeling of built pleasure now starting to fade.
Your body moves before your mind can catch up. You miss what you were feeling just a second ago—the way he kept nudging against that spot—the way you were riding him like you needed it to breathe…because that’s honestly what it felt like.
“God,” he groans.
You immediately let your head fall back, letting out a frustrated sigh. “Shut up, Matt. Please. We need to be quiet and I…I need m-more so…bad…”
With your eyes now squinted shut, you focus on that sensation staggering in your lower tummy. It’s intoxicating. The build of euphoria seems to triple whatever it was before, making you let out small muffled whimpers behind closed lips.
“Oh yeah, look so pretty like this, honey. Shittttt…”
Shut. Up.
It’s what you’re thinking, but you don’t say it.
You can’t say it.
Not when you know the second you open your mouth the most heinous noises will probably seep through. And that will definitely let his brothers know exactly what you’re doing. You’d rather die than experience that sort of embarrassment.
Especially knowing Chris would be the type to joke about it too.
Oh hell no. That can’t happen.
“C’mon…get out of your head, baby. Just let it feel good.”
Matt props himself up by the elbows, his abdomen flexing as he brushes some of the hair out of your face. The new adjustment makes you lean forward just the slightest—causing your puffy clit to grind hard against his pubic bone.
“Oh! Ohhh—“ you nearly lose balance as you try to bite your own hand.
Matt’s not having it. This position…obvious isn’t working.
Plus he’s already been edged by you stopping the first time. Not that it was purposeful, but still—his balls are starting to ache from how badly he needs to cum and this just…isn’t cutting it.
The next noise that hums inside your mouth is utterly sinful. Matt thrusts up into you, clawing possessively on your hips as he rocks himself over and over and over—
He’s struggling. The words aren’t the same volume as before, but they’re still too loud. You try to peel his hands off, take control of the situation.
Matt’s not having it.
Not at all.
He takes your hands under his own, plowing himself into you from beneath—hitting that spot so hard that you swear you’re seeing heaven right now, but absolutely nothing about this is holy.
In fact, you go to stretch your palm against his chest, only to fall face first onto him. He doesn’t seem bothered at all, no—just keeps fucking himself up into you like an animal.
“Oh my—fuck! You—close? Ohmygod, sweetheart, I’m so close, need you to—“
“M-Matt, sh-shhh-hhh—“
“Fuck!”
Matt’s head is thrown back. He barely registers the feeling of one of your hands squirming out of his grip as his thrusts become sloppier—sharper but only with the instinct of his hips.
“FUC—“ Matt starts to shout, but his words are then muffled by your palm over his mouth.
And god, it does something to you.
You can feel his breath against your finger, his panting that’s echoed by the slightest touch of his tongue prodding from the corner of his mouth.
You can picture exactly what he looks like as your eyes stay squinted shut from such overwhelming sensations.
And that’s when you fail to be quiet.
“Oh Matt!”
Your entire body convulses. The feeling of your orgasm ripples through you like a hurricane. A flash of binding white light shocks through your entire world as you drool onto his chest.
You hear him muffle something, but your ears were ringing too much to pick up any actual words.
Moments later, you feel what he was trying to say—warm bursts of cum filling up your sore hole as your body rides the after effects of such intense whiplash of pleasure.
You both lay there against each other, utterly exhausted.
Panting turns into even breaths eventually. You feel his heartbeat calm to a normal pattern as you laugh against him.
All that stress and you’re still not even sure if his brothers might’ve heard because…well because you kinda blacked out at some point.
“Hey!” you yelp, pulling your hand away from his mouth as he chews gently on your fingers.
“I’d just like to point out something…” he trails off, pulling you off of him and into his side.
You feel the sticky cum pool and drip slightly out of your pussy, but he knows these moments are important to you. Cleaning the mess can wait.
“I wasn’t actually the loud one towards the end. Someone else…” he gives you a pointed glare,”-was moaning like a pornstar though.”
“Like a pornstar? You idiot, that’s a bit of a stretch,” you laugh.
“Is it? I mean ‘oh my—oh my god, Matt!’”
Your jaw drops as he mocks you. You playfully smack his chest, giggling in chorus with his vibrating chest.
“No but…do you think they heard us though…” you sigh, rolling over on your back and shielding your face with your hands.
Matt leans over. He peels your fingers from your face, planting a kiss on your lips. “I actually don’t, but—if they did, I’ll say we were just watching porn or something.”
“How is that better?!”
“Well what else am I supposed to say?!”
Matt nuzzles you in his arms, kissing all over your face sweetly. You giggle as he blows a raspberry on the side of your neck.
“If they say anything, I’ll make them regret it, don’t worry. They’re just jealous they don’t have their own personal pornstar, baby.”
You scoff. “You’re an idiot.”
“An idiot with a hot ass girlfriend.”
“Shut up before I cover your mouth again.”
“Please do.”
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Paige's Notes: I just wrote two fics....and now another one? What is going on lol! This was inspired by this post, shoutout to @underthe1nfluencee ! I love gaining inspo from the community 🙈
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