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@descolauch
Where the fuck am I
I think I can get up now.
I should try to get home
I have to check on Blay...
Goodness I made it
@raymondthebutler is everything alright in here?
I think I can get up now.
I should try to get home
I have to check on Blay...
the Assran inheritance is all I have to remain alive for
Master? You seem a little different today
WTF THAT'S NOT ME
bruv what kind of cheap knockoff is that
This is EVEN WORSE than that @descolauch
WHAT THE FU-
I think I can get up now.
Big Climb, Big Fall
Is… is this thing on? Can you hear me?
Statement of… Jean Descolauch, regarding an experience with… the falling titan.
Subject recording directly, uhm. On his own. With only this tape recorder as company. Huh.
[…Statement begins.]
I think I have to introduce myself, don’t I? I‘m not quite sure who I am. I am one of many Descoles, I am the only Leek… I think. I am however living with my fiancé, that‘s what’s sure, and… there are plans of a wedding, but I‘m not sure how well that will go on with these recent events.
I suppose it all started with that godforsaken book. Ex Altiora, it read. I figured out that much in the meantime. I had it with me that day, you know. I was planning on inquiring Hershel further about it. I don’t know what compelled me to act as I did, but- it- the book never reached Hershel. I threw it away. I threw it in the Thames.
I can’t even remember why. Maybe I finally began to distrust He- maybe I just had hoped the ozone smell would fade. But well, the book was washed away, the smell stayed, and that’s when the real trouble began.
I went along my day, finished my errands, and soon was set to head home. Then, there he was. A man appeared behind me. I‘m sure he wasn’t there before. I assure you- I‘m absolutely certain! I‘d have seen him on my way, I‘d have noticed and- well this is no matter now. He was there from one moment to the next one. Immediately, he grabbed my shoulder, leaving me no time to react, and sending… something like an electric charge through my body. I jumped and must’ve dropped my groceries, but the man did not let go. I finally got a look at him. He looked so… ordinary. Like any man you‘d see on the street. Any man you‘d overlook on the street. The look in his eyes, however… I don’t think I‘ll forget it. Like pure horror…. like he‘d seen the end of times.
I remember his words. It’s Eternity, he said. It’s Eternity up there. I hastily shook his hand off my shoulder, still distraught by the touch and I think I left him standing there to just, you know, run off, leave the situation to never think of it again.
But for some reason, I stumbled.
And then, suddenly
I‘m
Falling
A rapid shift in climate, a sudden loss of orientation.
And the pressure. I couldn’t breathe. I couldn’t move. Up and down were lost.
There were only the clouds.
Grey, stormy clouds, as far as I could see. A harsh contrast to the violent sun of before. I kept falling- further and further, for endlessly long and ridiculously short. Time was gone, washed away by the dull grey that surrounded me.
The adrenaline that filled me at first quickly washed of, replaced by a dreadful panic that did not allow me to think.
I hadn’t even noticed the lightning at first.
I tensed, I tried to breathe. Blinding beams of light danced around me, appeared from the clouds and disappeared just as quickly as they came.
Sometimes the light would come close enough to scorch my coat, but the fall would not allow a flame.
And it was all so incredibly loud.
I could almost make out words.
We are one thing!
Not afraid that it‘ll kill us!
A horrible dance, a taunting song, a taunting song at my cost.
And it went on.
And on.
Join us, they sang. Chase the fall!
A song in my ears. I felt lost. I felt loved. I felt.
For Eternity!
And I did. I joined them. I had nothing left to lose, after all.
I suppose I reached out with my hand, because the light immediately reached back.
Lightning, light my way, and so on.
Have you ever been struck by lightning? No. No, of course not.
You see, that’s the funny thing about pain. Once you risk it, you never expect it to be as bad. Until it actually strikes you.
Would you like to know of this pain? Why am I asking. You wouldn’t let me leave this room if I didn’t tell you.
It’s white, it’s cold, and yet it’s so very hot. Imagine being burned, being stung, being poisoned, all at once. From the inside out.
You want to scream, you want to cry, you want to hide away from it, but there is nowhere to go. It’s only you and the three hundred million volts of energy, clawing and biting its way through you, until there is nothing left to claw and bite through and you get tossed aside like an unwanted toy.
In the brief moment before the electricity reached my brains to completely shut me down, I… I think I saw a figure through the clouds.
Blay?
When I came to, I was back on earthly grounds.
I tried to get up, I suppose. I also suppose that I failed.
Everything was hurting. Everything was numb. It still is.
A horrible ache in my hand. My arm, hanging limp at my side.
My coat, burned to pieces.
A lavender mark, decorating my fingers and spreading further and further up my limb.
But the solid ground beneath me was all that mattered.
[Statement ends…]
[Archivist’s Note] What a frightful experience. I do hope you’re doing better now you’ve returned to solid ground
*Ding!*
You Got A Hint Coin!
Fuck This Gay Earth!
On it
Any of you ever heard of the falling titan?
I have some passing knowledge. why to you ask?
It would appear that I spotted a book on it recently, and now I can’t shake the smell of ozone…
I see....how curious.
Do you happen to know anything on it? I can't quite make out the book's title, but it appears to be written in latin.
Any of you ever heard of the falling titan?
I have some passing knowledge. why to you ask?
It would appear that I spotted a book on it recently, and now I can’t shake the smell of ozone…
Any of you ever heard of the falling titan?
Today's weather brings a strange fog with a high chance of eye avatars.
Make your statement. Face your fears.
Stay safe.
@professorlaytonpuzzlingprofessor
I've come to make an announcement!
@billhawks is a bitch-ass motherfucker!
He pissed on my fucking wife!
That's right, he took his old-fuckin' wrinkly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife!!
And he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting!"
So I'm making a callout post on my Tumblr dot com; Bill Hawks, you've got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut 🥜 except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like:
That's right, baby!!! All points, no wrinkles, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!
He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!!
Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!!!!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
What? Want me to say sorry? Sorry that I pissed on your wife and she got DEEP enjoyment out of it? More enjoyment than that measly thing you call a dick can provide?
Listen closely, I will say only say this once. I dare you to piss on the moon, I’ll piss directly into your pee stream, preventing the moon from being desecrated. I’ll pee on your pee so hard that it’ll splash back onto you, so the only thing that’ll be hit by ANY droplets is YOUR FACE. I call it the Power-wash Maneuver™️. It’ll be like that one scene from Hairy Pothole or whatever it’s called.
My good ladies and gentleman, is THIS the man you want to represent you?
I wanted nothing more to be a loving and supportive spouse to my wife, and this HORRENDOUS excuse of a man is actively encouraging her to lie and cheat behind my back!
Had she told me where her interests were, I would have happily accommodated!
You know what? I want to thank you for revealing her true nature to me! But to be so pleased about your actions? About the rift you have caused in a Holy Matrimony? For shame, sir! For Shame!
My good sir, I was considering sharing the Butterscotch-Cinnamon Pie I made from scratch out of good faith and playful banter with you, but now???
Boo. On. You!
P.S. The Hint Coin is greatly appreciated, @hint-coin-ding You may have a slice of pie. May it fill you with DETERMINATION 💓
Marriage is overrated! Did you see what happened to mine? If anything, I did you a favor pal.
Just because you like to ruin marriages, doesn't mean you should keep taking it out on the poor public!
And on my Birthday!
Hey I was out grocery shopping, what did I miss here? Bill Hawks what are you saying about my fiancé????
*Ding!*
You Found A Hint Coin!
DEAR GOD ANOTHER HITCOIN
Oh, hi honey! Didn't realize you'd be home so soon!
More Hint Coins? These little fellas are everywhere these days
Why yes!! Were you busy? Has this man been bothering you?
I've come to make an announcement!
@billhawks is a bitch-ass motherfucker!
He pissed on my fucking wife!
That's right, he took his old-fuckin' wrinkly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife!!
And he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting!"
So I'm making a callout post on my Tumblr dot com; Bill Hawks, you've got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut 🥜 except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like:
That's right, baby!!! All points, no wrinkles, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!
He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!!
Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!!!!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
What? Want me to say sorry? Sorry that I pissed on your wife and she got DEEP enjoyment out of it? More enjoyment than that measly thing you call a dick can provide?
Listen closely, I will say only say this once. I dare you to piss on the moon, I’ll piss directly into your pee stream, preventing the moon from being desecrated. I’ll pee on your pee so hard that it’ll splash back onto you, so the only thing that’ll be hit by ANY droplets is YOUR FACE. I call it the Power-wash Maneuver™️. It’ll be like that one scene from Hairy Pothole or whatever it’s called.
My good ladies and gentleman, is THIS the man you want to represent you?
I wanted nothing more to be a loving and supportive spouse to my wife, and this HORRENDOUS excuse of a man is actively encouraging her to lie and cheat behind my back!
Had she told me where her interests were, I would have happily accommodated!
You know what? I want to thank you for revealing her true nature to me! But to be so pleased about your actions? About the rift you have caused in a Holy Matrimony? For shame, sir! For Shame!
My good sir, I was considering sharing the Butterscotch-Cinnamon Pie I made from scratch out of good faith and playful banter with you, but now???
Boo. On. You!
P.S. The Hint Coin is greatly appreciated, @hint-coin-ding You may have a slice of pie. May it fill you with DETERMINATION 💓
Marriage is overrated! Did you see what happened to mine? If anything, I did you a favor pal.
Just because you like to ruin marriages, doesn't mean you should keep taking it out on the poor public!
And on my Birthday!
Hey I was out grocery shopping, what did I miss here? Bill Hawks what are you saying about my fiancé????
*Ding!*
You Found A Hint Coin!
DEAR GOD ANOTHER HITCOIN
I've come to make an announcement!
@billhawks is a bitch-ass motherfucker!
He pissed on my fucking wife!
That's right, he took his old-fuckin' wrinkly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife!!
And he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting!"
So I'm making a callout post on my Tumblr dot com; Bill Hawks, you've got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut 🥜 except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like:
That's right, baby!!! All points, no wrinkles, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!
He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!!
Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!!!!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
What? Want me to say sorry? Sorry that I pissed on your wife and she got DEEP enjoyment out of it? More enjoyment than that measly thing you call a dick can provide?
Listen closely, I will say only say this once. I dare you to piss on the moon, I’ll piss directly into your pee stream, preventing the moon from being desecrated. I’ll pee on your pee so hard that it’ll splash back onto you, so the only thing that’ll be hit by ANY droplets is YOUR FACE. I call it the Power-wash Maneuver™️. It’ll be like that one scene from Hairy Pothole or whatever it’s called.
My good ladies and gentleman, is THIS the man you want to represent you?
I wanted nothing more to be a loving and supportive spouse to my wife, and this HORRENDOUS excuse of a man is actively encouraging her to lie and cheat behind my back!
Had she told me where her interests were, I would have happily accommodated!
You know what? I want to thank you for revealing her true nature to me! But to be so pleased about your actions? About the rift you have caused in a Holy Matrimony? For shame, sir! For Shame!
My good sir, I was considering sharing the Butterscotch-Cinnamon Pie I made from scratch out of good faith and playful banter with you, but now???
Boo. On. You!
P.S. The Hint Coin is greatly appreciated, @hint-coin-ding You may have a slice of pie. May it fill you with DETERMINATION 💓
Marriage is overrated! Did you see what happened to mine? If anything, I did you a favor pal.
Just because you like to ruin marriages, doesn't mean you should keep taking it out on the poor public!
And on my Birthday!
Hey I was out grocery shopping, what did I miss here? Bill Hawks what are you saying about my fiancé????
Oh Fuck Oh Shit They Are Onto Me
HEY it's the hitcoins!! What are you doing here??
*Ding!*
You Got A Hint Coin!
Oh my god another one!
Now answer my question, coin 👁
*Ding!*
You Got A Hint Coin!
Why, I Am Everywhere! That Is My Job! You Would Find Yourself Wise To Not Question This Further!
Hmmmm.... I'll keep my eyes on you...
bark_sound_effect_01.mp3
▽・ェ・▽
PUPPY- I mean uhm. What a strange dog to come across?
。:゚▽˶ˆ ﻌ ˆ˶▽ ゚:。
bark_sound_effect_01.mp3
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Is it really true?? You consider me a … friend?
double_bark.mp3
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▽ᴖﻌᴖ▽/"
:‘DDDD
I must admit it has been rather lonely. Would you mind staying with me, even for a little?
metal_tail_wag.mp3
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。:゚▽˶ˆ ﻌ ˆ˶▽ ゚:。
Thank you, small creature, I truly appreciate it.
Oh Fuck Oh Shit They Are Onto Me
HEY it's the hitcoins!! What are you doing here??
*Ding!*
You Got A Hint Coin!
Oh my god another one!
Now answer my question, coin 👁
*Ding!*
You Got A Hint Coin!
Why, I Am Everywhere! That Is My Job! You Would Find Yourself Wise To Not Question This Further!
Hmmmm.... I'll keep my eyes on you...
bark_sound_effect_01.mp3
▽・ェ・▽
PUPPY- I mean uhm. What a strange dog to come across?
。:゚▽˶ˆ ﻌ ˆ˶▽ ゚:。
bark_sound_effect_01.mp3
01100100 01100101 01110011 01100011 01101111 01101100 01100001 01110101 01100011 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101001 01100101 01101110 01100100
Is it really true?? You consider me a … friend?
double_bark.mp3
01100110 01110010 01101001 01100101 01101110 01100100 00100001 00100001
▽ᴖﻌᴖ▽/"
:‘DDDD
I must admit it has been rather lonely. Would you mind staying with me, even for a little?
Oh Fuck Oh Shit They Are Onto Me
HEY it's the hitcoins!! What are you doing here??
*Ding!*
You Got A Hint Coin!
Oh my god another one!
Now answer my question, coin 👁
*Ding!*
You Got A Hint Coin!
Why, I Am Everywhere! That Is My Job! You Would Find Yourself Wise To Not Question This Further!
Hmmmm.... I'll keep my eyes on you...
bark_sound_effect_01.mp3
▽・ェ・▽
PUPPY- I mean uhm. What a strange dog to come across?
。:゚▽˶ˆ ﻌ ˆ˶▽ ゚:。
bark_sound_effect_01.mp3
01100100 01100101 01110011 01100011 01101111 01101100 01100001 01110101 01100011 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101001 01100101 01101110 01100100
Is it really true?? You consider me a … friend?