I Am Very Important

#no canon shooting though #I just Need to win more polls it’s what the Tories would want

I submit myself.

hello pookie

Hello. I’m sure your shitty website has been dying without me.

#asks

the-worst-bracket

Quarterfinals Match 4

Who's the Worst?

Bill Hawks

Rachel Berry

Voting ended onJul 10, 2023

mardotmov

@layton-heritage-posts

Oh shit it's not looking good for Bill right now. Normally that would be a cause for celebration but in this case he actually needs your support for once.

One day left! We're surprisingly close, come on people!

I’m so tired

#Professor Layton

Unrelated question but one that just came to mind, do you think that Professor Layton and the true Sexyman will still be remembered in 4 or 5 years?

Honestly if everything goes well in 4 or 5 years there will be a video on YouTube titled something like "the forgotten Layton Fandom Sexyman Tournament" where it's just a 16 year old kid with a horrible audio quality who explains everything that has happened through a power point presentation that has clearly a lot more effort put into it than it should have.

The video would of course have a clickbait thumbnail where it's just a bunch of red arrows pointing to descole with the word SEXYMAN??!? plastered over it all. The entire time my name is only spoken of in fear.

anxious-strawberry-with-adhd

For some reason the video is 2 hours long.

imagine the same youtuber covers the insane crack tumblr rp in another video

The two hour long video about the og Sexyman tournament is actually just the first part of a 50+ part series detailing everything that has happen before, during and after I told you the winner of Professor Layton and the True Sexyman.

I’m available for interviews 😏

You stay the FUCK away from my posts.

block me then coward 😎😎😎 DO IT PUSSY

randall-ascots-foot

👣

#time to show the heritage blog how to block someone

NOT YOU AGAIN

Unrelated question but one that just came to mind, do you think that Professor Layton and the true Sexyman will still be remembered in 4 or 5 years?

Honestly if everything goes well in 4 or 5 years there will be a video on YouTube titled something like "the forgotten Layton Fandom Sexyman Tournament" where it's just a 16 year old kid with a horrible audio quality who explains everything that has happened through a power point presentation that has clearly a lot more effort put into it than it should have.

The video would of course have a clickbait thumbnail where it's just a bunch of red arrows pointing to descole with the word SEXYMAN??!? plastered over it all. The entire time my name is only spoken of in fear.

anxious-strawberry-with-adhd

For some reason the video is 2 hours long.

imagine the same youtuber covers the insane crack tumblr rp in another video

The two hour long video about the og Sexyman tournament is actually just the first part of a 50+ part series detailing everything that has happen before, during and after I told you the winner of Professor Layton and the True Sexyman.

I’m available for interviews 😏

You stay the FUCK away from my posts.

block me then coward 😎😎😎 DO IT PUSSY

Unrelated question but one that just came to mind, do you think that Professor Layton and the true Sexyman will still be remembered in 4 or 5 years?

Honestly if everything goes well in 4 or 5 years there will be a video on YouTube titled something like "the forgotten Layton Fandom Sexyman Tournament" where it's just a 16 year old kid with a horrible audio quality who explains everything that has happened through a power point presentation that has clearly a lot more effort put into it than it should have.

The video would of course have a clickbait thumbnail where it's just a bunch of red arrows pointing to descole with the word SEXYMAN??!? plastered over it all. The entire time my name is only spoken of in fear.

anxious-strawberry-with-adhd

For some reason the video is 2 hours long.

imagine the same youtuber covers the insane crack tumblr rp in another video

The two hour long video about the og Sexyman tournament is actually just the first part of a 50+ part series detailing everything that has happen before, during and after I told you the winner of Professor Layton and the True Sexyman.

#and you wonder why billcest exists #asks

I’m available for interviews 😏

This you?

Damn! Those are some good pics 😏

professorlaytonpuzzlingprofessor

Hey, Bill, I forgot to ask. Can I have your pronouns, please?

He/Him. What else could they possibly be?

you old fool. You gave your pronouns away.

#please excuse Bill he’s old and a dumbass #asks #sorry for the late response

WHAT. WAIT I NEED THOSE

#FOOLED AGAIN

Hey, Bill, I forgot to ask. Can I have your pronouns, please?

He/Him. What else could they possibly be?

FRIGHTENING DISCOVERY: EVERY MAN ON THIS PLATFORM IS A WHORE

I want you

Heyyyyyyy 😏

omg Julian 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 hi Julian…….. 👉👈🥺 this is bad timing babe, I just broke an entire stack of plates all over the floor. What a mess. Guess I better get started, heh, cleaning up 😏 sure would be a shame if anything else got broken huh

Oh wow, that sure would be a shame... I better come over to 'help' 😏

#I’m definitely just changing and not unroaching myself

I would really appreciate that 😏😏😏

I’ll slip into something more… suitable for “cleaning”

Cuck, you say? 🪳

AGH..! NO DON’T SAY THAT CMON I HAVE PLANS!!! PLANS THAT INVOLVE LOTS AND LOTS OF BROKEN DISHWARE!!

#HOW DARE YOU ROACH ME LIKE THAT #FUCK I CAN’T BE ROACHED IN FRONT OF JULIAN FUCK FUCK FUCK #YOU BETTER SAY YOUR PRAYERS NOW MORON. SINCE YOU SENT THIS OFF ANON I’M GONNA FIND YOU #AND YOU WON’T LIKE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.#asks

FRIGHTENING DISCOVERY: EVERY MAN ON THIS PLATFORM IS A WHORE

barton-of-the-yard

Sorry sir, I can’t help it!

To think depraved loons like you serve as POLICE…

barton-of-the-yard

Well, at least you know how we all feel seeing you Mister Prime Minister! :D

#it’s so hard to be bill hawks #🥺

Im going to cut Scotland Yard’s funding

FRIGHTENING DISCOVERY: EVERY MAN ON THIS PLATFORM IS A WHORE

I want you

Heyyyyyyy 😏

omg Julian 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 hi Julian…….. 👉👈🥺 this is bad timing babe, I just broke an entire stack of plates all over the floor. What a mess. Guess I better get started, heh, cleaning up 😏 sure would be a shame if anything else got broken huh

TO THINK YOU HAD THE AUDACITY TO CALL US ALL WHORES WHEN YOU’RE THE BIGGEST WHORE YOURSELF! YOU ARE A SHAM AND THE GAYEST LITTLE MAN ON THIS WEBSITE! I DON’T EVEN WANT TO KNOW HOW MANY DISEASES ARE IN YOUR TINY FILTHY PERVERTED BODY

uhm achtually YOU HAVE ALL THE SAME DISEASES AS ME DUMBASS YOU ARE ME… THEREFORE ACCORDING TO YOU YOURSELF YOU’RE A SHAM AND A WHORE AS WELL. MORON

God you are such an annoying little bug! If you shut up now I’ll let you stand in the corner when we break plates, ok?

#get cucked idiot

FRIGHTENING DISCOVERY: EVERY MAN ON THIS PLATFORM IS A WHORE

I want you

Heyyyyyyy 😏

omg Julian 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 hi Julian…….. 👉👈🥺 this is bad timing babe, I just broke an entire stack of plates all over the floor. What a mess. Guess I better get started, heh, cleaning up 😏 sure would be a shame if anything else got broken huh

FRIGHTENING DISCOVERY: EVERY MAN ON THIS PLATFORM IS A WHORE

barton-of-the-yard

Sorry sir, I can’t help it!