desconciertos

[cwnerd12]

Gone Girl 

The VVitch 

Midsommar 

The holy trinity of

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MIDSOMMAR (2019) dir. Ari Aster

[seoulwave]

meirl

[acecroft]

Space in Prometheus (2012) dir. Ridley Scott

[irina-the-lonely-white-dove]

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish alternative motives. Do good anyway. The biggest people with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest people with the smallest minds. Think big anyway. What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight. Build anyway. Give the world the best you have and you’ll be kicked into the teeth. Give the world the best you’ve got anyway.

Bombshell: The Hedy Lamarr Story (2017, dir. Alexandra Dean)

[simena]

Marcel Peltier

[catchymemes]

[steeiydan]

no but let me add the context here!

these are two pretty well known german tv personalities

palina, the woman on the left here, gets a lot of really gross comments on her body, especially her boobs. stuff like (paraphrased cause they’re in german) “woah, i wanna cum all over those fat tits” or “she’s such a fucking hot slut i wanna fuck those tits” or “with her, half of the guys would cum before reaching her hole” and who can forget “palina, you are and always will be a juicy piece of meat i would drink out of”. and the media tends to really sexualize her too.

so she and klaas (dude on the right), with the help of their team and and lovely ass-model decided to just drop this picture as an instagram, with the caption “finally got that nice necklace with my zodiac”

the media was quick to pick it up as “ah she says its about the necklace but she wants to show her boobs!”, and of course there were more comments like “i jacked off to this like seven times in an hour” and “those tits should milk my cock dry”

like a week later, they dropped the making-off video to that video and the rest is history

[carnival-phantasm]

LEGEND

[stars-bean]

Alice in Wonderland (1951)

[om-shakti-om]

[gaynfl-moved]

DJFBFJEJSNAN MONICA

[makeuphall]

[buffysummers]

Well, in that case, I won’t wear my button that says, “I’m a Slayer, ask me how.”

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[stevienick]

✫ HORROR + TAGLINES ✫

nightmare on elm street (1984) us (2019) saw (2004) hereditary (2018) alien (1979) poltergeist (1982) candyman (1992) carrie (1976) the ring (2002)

[most4rdently]

[sandandglass]

[knifefightscene]

end of the year mood

[cartwheelandfaceplant]

This is funnier the earlier in the year it’s blogged.