Oh, Look! A Blog!

I am but a humble neurodivergent disaster who was assigned mom friend at birth. I missed hanging around chaotic weirdos once I graduated high school, so here I am on tumblr.

[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[pukicho]

There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[kaiserin-erzsebet]

*takes the hand of a period drama writer gently* A queen consort is not a queen regnant. A dowager queen is not a queen regnant either.

There is very little intrinsic institutional power in queenship. The power a consort, dowager, or queen mother has depends mostly on how much the reigning sovereign (usually a man) is willing to grant her. Needing a queen to serve as regent is exceptionally rare, and the regent is more often a male relative.

I know this is a bit of a bummer. I'm sorry.

[kaiserin-erzsebet]

For clarity:

Queen regnant: woman who rules in her own right, not on behalf of someone else.

Regent: Someone who temporarily assumes the powers of the monarch on account of the monarch being too young or too incapacitated to govern.

Queen consort: Woman who is married to the monarch.

Dowager queen: Woman who was married to the monarch. The monarch is dead, and she is owed support as his widow.

Queen mother: Woman who is the mother of the monarch. Usually the dowager queen, though there are exceptions if there isn't a straight line of succession.

[pukicho]

Any relationship advice?

Yeah, my old-ass grandma always tells me that soup on a Saturday guarantees you a kiss on Sunday. I honestly don't know what the fuck she means though.

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[c-53]

I’m obsessed with my 19 year old coworker. I was telling him about how my crashout divorced dad got a sugar mommy by going to random churches and having screaming sobbing breakdowns in the pews until a random rich christian widow was like ‘I can fix him’. And he went ‘yo thats tech. The meta is changing.’

[designatednee-san]

Hearing a woman saying “I can fix him” about a guy must sound rather unsettling if she also a veterinarian.

[pukicho]

How the fuck am I supposed to meet a fellow lesbian and then convince her to date me

Don't know anything about lesbians, but maybe if you walked around carrying a baseball bat that'd be really bad ass.

[pukicho]

Turns out I know everything about lesbians

[pukicho]

I am to turn 102 this year. Thank you Pukicho for making my elder years as enjoyable as they were. I do not expect that I will find myself much longer for this world.

Wow. May God grant you life for but a few moments longer, so that you may read this post, and then you can go.

[safe-ship-harbored]

terrible reblog concept so bad they got trapped in the timeloop

[pukicho]

I put them in there because they were unfunny

[designatednee-san]

Anyone who sees this is required by law to do one (1) thing of self care today. Or else. Bc I said so. And it’s the law now.

P.S. : I triple dog dare you to do it.

[crazycatsiren]

No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I'm not ALLOWED to enjoy it yet, I'm not ALLOWED!!!

[designatednee-san]

The executive dysfunction to an extent

[heyitstwids]

it’s been almost 2 years since the owl house ended???? I MISS THEM :(((

also let’s pretend it’s april 8th (watching and dreaming anniversary) cause i’m not waiting a month to post this-

[raystel]

Willow but in full Jock attire 💚💛

[brokenphoneart]

Snowy Day 🌨

[dazeddoodles]

Raeda crumbs from Dana's art gallery show

[designatednee-san]

Forks are tiny spatulas with spears.

[atomikats]

mfw my impromptu children unknowingly reignite an old beloved interest that i had buried out of shame, reminding me that love for a common story is a foundation for friendship, visibility, and acceptance