[jehovahhthickness]

[kissingtheskies-deactivated2021]

girls don't want dick pics. girls want videos of you jerking off w/ audio.

[jadeitexmoon]

Jane: what’s the first thing you notice when a man proposes to you?

Lizzie: the audacity

[etakeh]

THE FEDS RETREAT.

This is so fucking amazing to me.  

[magsgotswags]

This is an excellent shieldwall. 

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

me: *waters my plants* plants: yes daddy all over my face me: what

[naomiforpresident-deactivated20]

[coffing-deactivated20220824]

would you woohoo me on sims yes or no

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

I hate mennnnnnn

[sexwitsockson]

he text back yet?

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

[xpleasebenakedx]

Spooning that turns into fingering that turns into sex pls thank u

[fluffygif]

Floppy ears.

[leplastiquedick]

[putalittleloveonme]

[captainsamerica]

Chris Evans as Andy Barber in Defending Jacob 

[newgirldaily]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

How do Chinese cooks cut vegetables

[comrade-rat]

At first I was like, oh neat some fun tricks to make chopping faster and less messy, and then he made an extendable potato and I died

[advanced-procrastination]

Witchcraft

[jehovahhthickness]

I swear to god I feel like jumping off of a building

[argillinath]