A New Me

General memes, teacher memes, hockey, baseball, mma, bats, lightning, Russell Tovey

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[were--ralph]

[brvkndaisy]

*opens tumblr in public* whoopss titties

[steady-as-she-g0es]

*swipes up quickly* whoopss they fucking

[advanced-procrastination]

If you ever have imposter syndrome, just listen to Luke Bryan’s new song, remind yourself that you can’t possibly be that bad, then get out of bed, dust yourself off, and climb tree

[queermania]

i think before you marry someone, you should sit down and go through the AITA subreddit with them and see what their take on those situations is

[queermania]

does your potential future spouse think it's reasonable for their mother to be involved in your family planning? or to make comments about your body? do you? how does your future spouse feel about girls and/or boys nights? situations involving exes? cancelling trips last minute? under what circumstances do they think it's reasonable to host somebody in your home and for how long? etc.

and the goal of doing this isn't to agree one-hundred percent on every single thing. it's to understand how you both view obligations, family, friends, finances, conflict, etc. and to make sure that even if you don't have the exact same perspective, you can understand where the other person is coming from without feeling like they're a crazy person. you have to be able to come to reasonable compromises and sometimes that involves one person fully caving, and sometimes it involves the other person fully caving, and sometimes it's both of you giving a little, but you need to understand what things you both are and aren't willing to compromise on because those types of situations are going to come up in a marriage.

[queermania]

also, since this has turned into actual advice: you should talk through why you think what you think, even when you agree, because you might not be agreeing for the same reasons.

[advanced-procrastination]

No, but also yes that too

[dogpuppy]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

you will NEVER be able to guess what this post from the official US government consumer product safety commission was in response to (under the cut)

[dogpuppy]

[bard-like]

[what-even-is-thiss]

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[dragon-age-transcribed-blog]

Always.

[maykitz]

it's blowing my mind rn that it really turns out candace owens is the only friend charlie kirk had in life and she's so mad about his widow's reaction she just leaked an audio from a few days after his death where erika kirk is on a zoom call giddy about the bump in merch sales and the memorial being "the event of the century"

[maykitz]

when your significant other gets murdered

[were--ralph]

Happy Pride Month #cisheterophobia

[advanced-procrastination]

The fact that i got to enter Pride Month calling them not only my best friends, not just my pack, but my boyfriends 🥰

[bruzum]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

it’s their month

[dumnslut]

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM