Deslee's Blog

let's eat cake nomnom

[keybladesoras]

#Spider Man Homecoming looks so good #what an original revision of Spider Man

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

[deslee]

MBTI and typing styles

INFJ: Perfect grammar/spelling/punctuation, lots of smileys.

INTJ: Massive posts with perfect grammar/spelling/punctuation, though refrains from using smileys.

INFP: low-caps, also lots of smileys

INTP: massive posts with no punctuation whatsoever usually ends with a semisarcastic lol

ENFJ: low-caps, uses colourful language + smileys

ENTJ: sometimes cares about grammar/etc., but most of the time doesnt

ENFP: Only capitalizes the first word in a sentence, gets shit on by autocorrect

ENTP: Uses colourful language and gets shit on by autocorrect

ISFJ: low-caps n smileys, thpes too fasf to check for spellong errora

ISTJ: That One Person That Talks Like This

ISFP: Randomly capitalizes Words that arent supposed To Be capitalized

ISTP: Perfect grammar/etc., points out your errors.

ESFJ: low-caps n smileys n multiple exclamation marks!!!

ESTJ: tENDENCY TO FORGET THEY LEFT CAPSLOCK ON

ESFP: streeeetches woooords

ESTP: tALKS LIKE THIS ON PURPOSE

[leofitzo]

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

he’s trying to use a fucking Tide pen

[anima-posts]

[jennyfromthesock]

“i found your tumblr”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your phone’s battery percentage is equal to the amount of work you’ve done that day

[trueromantic-deactivated2022031]

im the girl

[tinderofficial]

I’m asap

[yui-hirasawa-pregnant-fanfictio]

[duhhvana]

Did he win

[plantigone]

he was eliminated that episode but gordon said his cake tasted good it just looked like shit

[lovecandycowblog]

GET SHIRT HERE

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

[kekotelli]

[insight-jd]

HOW THE FUCK 

[ambris]

That has got to be one of the most clever uses of transparency I’ve seen on this site yet.

[mr-prism]

we interrupt your regularly scheduled lack of meaningful content, to bring you

[goddammitleah]

but how did you…

[skygenders]

Train Wreck Tumblr Posts

[notvcreativename]

These literally never get old.

[morispirits]

[sernacht-deactivated20181216]

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

“Do not come any closer.”

[peredurthefool-deactivated20200]

Now that’s a well done biblical license plate.

[queerdungeons]

iconic

[bonjour700]