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Wanna have a Good Time?
No Context this time so yeah. Fixed it. Sans Story thing: As you awoken, eyes opening in a slight daze, confused. Your body chill to the bone from your blanketless form, seemingly naked. You go to sit up but something is keeping you down, a faint glow comes closer to the bed as Sans steps out from the shadows to greet you with a small chuckle and a small pun on how cleverly you were pinned down. You look to see and feel if there's anything holding you down but the only thing imaginable to be keeping you still seems to be a faint, sparkling glow through your chest. Sans moves closer to the end of the bed, looking you over, interested in what he sees. He climbs onto the bed, you want to struggle but your body won't allow you. He looks you over and down at your naked form, wondering how much you've been waiting for this; wanting this. You'd say something back to him but you can't even take into consideration how this is even possible. The grinning skeleton chuckles as he sees your facial expression and gently leans down to  place his grin above your lips. The gesture confuses you at first but something seems to poke at your lips after a second of silence. A light glow emerges pass Sans opened mouth, pushing his tongue through your lips and sliding down your throat. It seems weird at first but something’s different. His tongue tingles gently and more or less leaves a sloppy type of slime in your mouth that is absolutely delightful. You close your eyes as you feel the rough, yet slippery tongue begin to fill your mouth and down your throat. The taste doesn’t seem to bother you one bit, the feeling was a great, yet natural one that kept you gulping on him for more. This goes on for a moment before you feel his cold, boney hands begin to travel up and down your body, groping and caressing the most sensitive and delicate areas you probably didn’t even know were there at first. When the time passes, you growing a custom to the passionate, addictive tongue kiss, is when he breaks the connection. You open your eyes in a small haze as you witness his tongue slip back into his mouth. A glow beneath you begins to form from the darkness as a perfect sized blue dick throbs between both of you in a pleading delight. You’re normally not comfortable with this sort of length but your mind tells you otherwise. The skeleton looks down as he starts to prepare you, the tip of him rubbing against your already damp slit before pausing. You can tell he’s about to push through your entrance, probing in carefully as you feel a familiar heat begin to rise. Suddenly, the heat grows more than any normal warmth the further he slides in. You try to grab ahold of anything, desperate to help cope with this massive cock, but you are restrained and unable to grab anything in arms length. Sans’ thickness begins to stretch and bury itself within your tight walls as his own self made lubrication helps make the process easier, though, it came with an ultimate consequence. The lubrication was making a familiar tingle present from your mouth earlier now coating your insides that was even stronger, surging through your body that began to click in your head. You desperately beg for more of his cock with your pleading moans. Sans listens, but the more you begged, the slower he slid in. Eventually, he stops his tease and buries it deep within you with one hard thrust. You scream in orgasmic pleasure at this but that can’t be! You’ve just now started and you’ve already climaxed? Sans finds your quick rush cute, continuing his thrusts that were pleasing and welcoming to you, his long thick mass pumping in and out of you as it stretches and makes his mark inside you. Sans has gone overboard now as his tentacles begin to arise from his jacket and crawl to your direction, volunteering to tease and play at all your body parts. Some entering with his cock as the others spread to massage your breasts and begin to pump their way inside of your throat. It was all so sudden that the lubricant couldn’t keep up, but seeped through as soon as they spawned. It just makes you more envious of that juicy fluid he has built up inside of him. He wants more of you and you definitely want a lot more of him. He moans in extreme pleasure as he wraps his arms around your waist, moving his hips in an erratic pace. You hit another orgasm but this one was too quick! Once it happened it wizzed right passed you and another one and another one! Eventually, Sans' tendrils were beginning to surface your entire body, but Sans was close, too close, he rammed and moaned and screamed, you’d do the same if your throat weren’t full of his thick tentacles. The only thoughts you had were “More, more, more!”, though your body couldn’t handle much more. Your thoughts shifted from “Cumming, cumming, cumming” and “Please, give me more!”, before there was a final sheet shifting, bed creaking, bone rattling creak that stopped it all! You open your clenched shut eyes once again to get an eye full of your hungry pussy collecting his hot load. The tentacles begin to show a trail of the same liquid, glowing and squirting in your direction. You feel every hole in your body filled to the brim and beyond! The tentacles finish up on the outside, leaving you coughing and complete with ecstasy and undying loyalty to the sticky and countless mass of tendrils, the whole room now glowing from the resting jizz on your stomach, face, breast and all. You Can feel him backing out of your spent folds, slowly sitting up, taking a glance down at his still rather hard erection. His only reply to this being "wanna go again?~"
Sans Lower Half Theory
Okay so this is just a quick description: I’ve been looking at a few Undertail pictures, not for sexual pleasure or anything surprisingly and I’ve just been really wondering what that must be like and after sharing it with a few people they seemed to like it so I figured I’d share this around. (Keep in mind this is my very first post on this kind of subject.). Now this is just a suggestion for things such as RP’s or anyone looking for some kind of Undertale theory seeker who thinks this kind of stuff gets their rocks off to this sort of thing. Sorry Toby. Here ya go. THEORY!: Judging by the way that Sans’s Member is presented through most pictures nowadays, there’s usually tons of pictures of Sans having a blue, glowing, shiny, almost see through dildo that has a bit of a light lubrication as it seems. Now what I’ve gathered might have been a little rash to make but at this point it might shed some LIGHT on your situation~ (Kill me) So I have a feeling that when Sans’s dong light touches anyone’s vag-cannel or poop shooter that the type of magic he releases onto anyone he does BONE, he tends to have a matter of three specific traits that make the experience even more appealing to sit through all the bad puns and eventually ride his lap like a mechanical bull. 1. His dick- however it may be- is twice as warming on the inside that any kind of mass orgy could ever withstand. (His dick is basically twice as hot than an human dick) 2. His dick is naturally more lubricated than you’d think. 3. The lubricant has a special feature that drives people insane for more of that throbbing skeleton member he has. That being a build up drug which is basically escasty that the lubricant provides for every thrust or pre-cum that comes into play. 4. His cock- while in action, has a tingly SANSation that rides through the entire body with every thrust or pump that includes sexual action. 5. Monster Heat comes around more often than anything else and including that mixture with this, it seems as if those skeletons need to left off steam often. (Climaxing, Cumming, whatever you want to call it) 6. If a monsters ATK is high, then that means they give a lot better sex. 7. Sans might be short but he’s packing some HEAT! EH!?! GET IT!!?? 8. Monsters can only last for so long, they get a boost when they’re in heat but the magic they use to make this stuff takes a lot of magic and wears them out completely. Anyways, that’s all of it, hope you enjoyed? Maybe? Probably not, some of this stuff probably doesn’t even appeal to you but hey! I gave my thoughts, not that it matters to any of you but who gives a shit am I right? Welp, have a good day and I hope this helps.
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