THE MISTRESS IN YOUR BUSINESS & YOUR BED

I major in The Art of Making Casual Look Sexual. Sarah. XIIX.

[combine-the-kitchens]

I’m sobbing I love this Tik Tok more than I love myself

[shewillfeatdrake]

walk into the club like 13/m looking for f to cyber 

[wholesome-friend-memes]

[carazelaya]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kateordie]

The greatest ending in film history

[methhomework]

I’m warner

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

some ppl who grew up with siblings didnt rly Grow Up With Siblings. like if you and your brother are 10 yrs apart u just dont get it… if you had siblings within 3yrs of your age you had the genuine experience of primitive undeveloped human brains pummeling the shit out of each other because none of us have developed frontal cortices and the laws of man don’t apply in the confines of this house

[hollowboobtheory]

age gap <= 5 years = assigned nemesis at birth

age gap > 5 years = maxed out parenting skill by college

[the-memedaddy]

[chickenfarmersan]

[elreyputo]

My dog watching me sobbing on my bed

[hentaijacker-deactivated2015111]

when youre home alone and you hear a sound

[love]

Flower Power by Sophie Gamand, a photo campaign to show the softer side of pit bulls, and help them get adopted.

[love]

[powerburial]

most parents : afraid their child will find their gun and get hurt

me: afraid my son will find my protein powder and get too strong and then he has to be my dad

[taquito]

any body free tonight, i wanna check out the bottom of the ocean but not alone

[sepulchritude]

Are they… you know.. *mimes cutting someone in half with a chainsaw* a virgo?

[starkeaton]

the mimes are doing What

[owedbetter]

scarlett johansson is shaving her head to play aang as we speak

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[zom-bee]

my anal cavity

[outofcontextbonappetit]

I’m resigning thanks everyone!