Desperate Snz

Nothing on my mind except sneezes. 28, any/all, Genderfluid amab, minors dni (pfp credit to PupperStar)

[desperationloverrrrr]

"D-don’t touch me, I'll sneeze..."

Not "Don't touch my nose"

Not "I'm gonna sneeze"

It's: "I'm so close to sneezing but holding it back. But if you touch me anywhere it will be enough to set me off."

[juxtaposedrose]

sneeze size gap relationship

[desperationloverrrrr]

Perpetually sneezing, tiny sneezes partner.

&

"Watch out, they're gonna sneeze!" partner.

My beloveds...

[desperationloverrrrr]

A character who keeps sneezing while they're trying to explain something, but it happens on the same word everytime they restart the sentence.

"The reason the tickets were so exp- IIIIKSHHHEEEW!"

(They try again)

"The r-reason the tickets were so eh... expeh... EEEEEPTSCHH!"

(They really try to power through it, but there's no fighting it)

"The reason the tickets were so ehhhh... ex-heh... pen... siiih... hiihhh... HIHHH-HIIIHH-HIIIIIIIIPP'TCHHH!!!"

[sneezeviewer]

A minute of silence for those content creators who stopped uploading WAVs to YouTube and abandoned their channels forever.

We all miss one.

[desperationloverrrrr]

I keep wanting to make more, but I need to find the drive.

[desperationloverrrrr]

Some ghosts must be haunting my nose because I'm having a sneezy start to Halloween

Trick or Sneeze time! 🎃🤧

[desperationloverrrrr]

Sneezer with such wet sneezes that if they let loose on their clothes, it looks like a drink got spilled on them.

That's all.

[desperationloverrrrr]

Literally came to me in a dream last night:

Standing behind someone sitting low in a couch. Their breath starts to hitch, and you reach down to put a finger under their nose. But because of the height difference, a straight finger would be awkward. So you curl your finger around the bottom of their nose, on their nostrils. This means the underside of your finger, the one that is adept at sensing touch, warmth, quivering, dampness... is pressed up feeling all of it.

[desperationloverrrrr]

"W-wait, stop, -heh- you know what those d-do to me..."

Someone who is getting pollen-saturated flowers in their face, but isn't moving out of the way, no matter how much they verbally protest. Either for being frozen with a tickly nose, or better yet, secretly wanting it to make them sneeze .

(a lot)

[desperationloverrrrr]

Things to say to really wet sneezers:

- I bet you could put out fires with those!

- Are you dehydrated after all that?

- You need a whole beach towel to cover your sneezes, don't ya?

- Can I be your tissue

[desperationloverrrrr]

Living as a snz enthusiast in the current age of disposable tissues makes the concept of only having handkerchiefs seem crazy.

"You carry around... a special cloth for you to sneeze into? A piece of fine fabric, whose main purpose is cover that twitchy nose of yours when you feel like you're going to s-sneeze?... Have mercy on my soul."

[sneezyeevee]

me every 10 minutes: well fuck I need to blow my nose

[desperationloverrrrr]

Saaaaaaaaame

I don't sneeze a ton, but boy, I've got nose blowing enthusiasts well covered.

[desperationloverrrrr]

Currently pining after a maid/butler/head of housekeeping that has a severe dust allergy. (unheard of, I know)

*But* they use it to prioritize room cleaning assignments for their subordinates, using a special ranking system.

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Priority 5: Lowest need.

They get the sniffles in this room. Mayyyyybe a sneeze.

Priority 4: Low need.

They definitely get a sneeze in here, but at max a few in a row.

Priority 3: Moderate need.

They start sneezing within only a few seconds. A fit or two, guaranteed, as they try to talk through the hitching that the room needs cleaning.

Priority 2: High need.

They are sneezing from when they enter the room until they leave. Which usually takes a bit as they have difficulty walking and sneezing at the same time.

Priority 1: Urgent need.

They will sneeze just from walking by the room, even if the door is closed. If they entered that room, it would debilitate them with sneezes.

[desperationloverrrrr]

All the praise to people who have fits with extensively spaced out sneezes.

Oh? It's been 10+ seconds since you sneezed. Are you going to sneeze again?

I don't know. Even you may not know!

Are you going to keep stringing me along, on the edge of my seat for the possibility of another sneeze?

Gosh I hope so.🙏

[desperationloverrrrr]

One of my joys is finding rare reasons people sneeze.

I've just seen a video of someone who can't brush their teeth with toothpaste because it makes them have sneezing fits after. 🪥🤧

[desperationloverrrrr]

In a new office, and I've got the opposite of what you want.

There's a coworker that sneezes regularly, and I dont want to hear them sneeze at all.

Like, bad snz, uncomfy snz. Praying karma will bring me better office snz's someday.

[desperationloverrrrr]

I am thrilled to announce that good karma has come my way. 🙌

[desperationloverrrrr]

Wonderful switch I've been doing. I'm sure I'm not unique on this, but it's hooked me.

Just taking the time to write snz smut on paper, in a journal, slowly, pondering the very next letter I'm about to write.

I've been so much more focused on the story I'm in and the emotions I'm transcribing. Every sneeze feels that it has weight and impact to it.

If any snz writer out there doesn't do this already, I cannot recommend it enough.

[desperationloverrrrr]

In a new office, and I've got the opposite of what you want.

There's a coworker that sneezes regularly, and I dont want to hear them sneeze at all.

Like, bad snz, uncomfy snz. Praying karma will bring me better office snz's someday.