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weird kink blog 🔞 (28/she or he)  sneezing || monsters || biomech Sometimes I write (all of the above). I take wav requests~

[sneezysuccubus]

dust allergies girl loves helping u clean up… its just a fortunate coincidence that it happens to be great at sweeping..

[hitching-hyacinth]

beloved people's princess with terrible allergies making sneezing fashionable (and of course, faking a sneeze is dreadfully gauche). all the fashionable young ladies and plenty of the gentlemen too playing around with snuff and feathers and perfumes to find what makes them the sneeziest

[itsjustaflower]

I love the concept of sneezing into the thing that is causing you to sneeze. You're tickling your nose with a feather duster AND you use the dusty feathers to sneeze into because they're all right in front of your nose???? Same thing with a bouquet of flowers or something fluffy that would tickle your nose like a big pile of fur or feathers. Perhaps an article of clothing with far too much perfume on it.. ouuhh. The way you'd just sneeze and sneeze and sneeze from this 😵‍💫🩷

[n0seferatu]

looking forward to the day i find someone nice to settle down and hypnotize into being allergic to me with

[shion-yu]

For the snz folks… this old allergy book is insane. The ladies must always talk about their allergies!

“By now all the ladies in the room are interested in your case. Tradition has it that in former times when two or more ladies were gathered together they adored talking about their operations. Today they adore talking about their allergies… It is a delightful subject for general conversation. First, you can talk about yourself. Second, you can be mysterious, saying, "I knew someone who_." Third, some of the experiences of allergic patients are extremely interesting; some are fantastic. Some are true while others have been exaggerated in the telling.”

[peachsnz]

A little animation. Just for youuuuu

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[4108927]

forced visibility while having a fit >

giving a speech, live streaming, during an interview, the list goes on

[peachsnz]

Thank you to lovely anon who commissioned me! This was such a special project and I’m so glad I could make you’re vision come true.

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[sfblah]

Character who feels compelled to text their friends stuff like "I just sneezed all over my tits."

[n0seferatu]

what is contagion kink if not just soft corruption kink

[n0seferatu]

oh you got infected with a virus that makes you weak and vulnerable but also makes you need to sneeze over and over and over? sounds like some slut shit, wouldnt happen to me

[nostrildamus]

I know for many people having a sneeze kink (or any kink for that matter) is characterized by it being this secretive, clandestine thing that only they and fellow freaks know about, but I still don't fully understand the strong reaction when "vanillas" exhibit knowledge of it. Like. There are literally hundreds of blogs on this website dedicated to it y'all lmao. People talk. I promise that for every person who makes mention of the kink online, there are a dozen others irl who are aware of it but don't talk about it because they don't actually find it that remarkable lol

[starrysnz]

Mary Pickford - Hoodlum (1919)

[vanillasnz]

fic written by 40 year old straight men on the forum:

Lila had a big nose. The only thing bigger than her nose was her sneeze. One day, at the sleepover,

[sf-libet]

Strength determines how powerful your sneeze is. Not necessarily how loud it is, but how strong; how intense; how desperate your sneezes are.

Dexterity is how quickly you can react to a sneeze, obviously--how quickly you cover, stick a finger under your nose, get a tissue or cloth out, whatever. Also determines how well you can do things while sneezing (like getting a tissue out).

Constitution is how well you can hold back a sneeze. Determines how sensitive you are to different potential irritants, and obviously how good your immune system is. Also how well you can handle illness, of course.

Intelligence is understanding how sneezing works, on terms of mechanical action. It's also a measure of your proficiency for inducing--how much you know about making somebody sneeze (whether yourself or someone else). Understanding how the immune system works, and knowing ways to strengthen and weaken it. Intelligence is knowing that sneezing into your hand spreads disease. Intelligence is knowing that holding a sneeze in is bad for you.

Wisdom is knowing that sneezing into your hand is gross, and that holding in a sneeze sucks. Wisdom is putting two and two together that that facial expression means they have to sneeze. Wisdom is clueing into the fact that one of your companions is sick before they do. Wisdom is hearing somebody sneeze and noticing something unusual about it, like that they're sneezing with more intensity when they get near a certain flower, or that they're especially desperate today. As much as intelligence is know-how for inducing, wisdom is intuition. Wisdom guides you, informs you what areas tickle more and gives you a feel for making someone sneeze.

Charisma is the ability to play off a sneeze; to explain your symptoms away as nothing; to convince others you are fine when you are not. To intimidate your companions into not daring to make light of your illness. To make your sneeze sound cuter, or louder, more obnoxious, quieter, etc. To convince others to take care of you while sick.

To seduce people with your sneezes.

[juxtaposedrose]

at the stage of horny where im contemplating the eroticism of the sound of a fresh tissue being pulled from the box

[peachsnz]

A little something while I work on commissions! Iris encountering a cat! To everyone sending asks with specific requests, I would do some but if I don’t reach yours you are more than welcome to commission me! Thank you so much for the support!

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[peachsnz]

Invisible woman is feeling a bit under the weather 🤧

Another commission !!! One of my favorites. I absolutely love the way this turned out! Thank you to lovely anon who commissioned me! Xxx