eyes closed, head first, can't lose

Pop culture obsessive, cute animal enthusiast.

[thisfeebleheart]

the way Shane looks at Ilya in Tampa insp. by @immovabletype's tags:

[fadeintoyou1993]

PONIES (2026—) 1.01 | "Second Hand News"

[gaygoatshane]

[sabertoothwalrus]

aint it crazy how everyone is famous nowadays and yet I dont know who anyone is. there are countless people that will have more followers on instagram than the population of Sacramento and no one I know irl has ever heard of them

[kylieminvogue]

"COLUMBO" Pilot 2 - "Ransom for a Dead Man"

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[avadcniels]

PONIES ⇢ 1x02 | HANGING ON THE TELEPHONE

[murderville]

Cheer up this former traffic warden.

TASKMASTER 07.05 - Lotta soup.

[frootlooppoptarts]

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[taskmastersource]

This categorisation involves personification for your verification, as they’ve brought in an ordinary household object with the most personality.

[haikumaker]

Mr Peanut stalking someone in midtown Manhattan, 1972

[kitmarlowe]

[firstprinced]

Heated Rivalry | 1.01 Rookies

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[kitmarlowe]

And next to me, a man who says we should go back to a more simple time when children had manners, there was a bobby on every street, and women were, let's just say, a little more hirsute downstairs. His words. I don't know what he meant, either. It's little Alex Horne!

[wyf-of-bathe]

What in the goddamn. That's hilarious but what in the world