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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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@theartofmadeline
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@destatisonoqui
don't mind me i'm just on a reblog frenzy mode rn. should've made this blog ages ago but here i am. i've fallen for three men of the old guard, charlize is my religion, the immortal husbands are my gay parents.
main: @waywardsoulmates
The Old Guard (2020) // The Old Guard 2 (2025)
Joe & Nicky using each other's given names
Joe: I use your given name when I am worried sick about you.
Nicky: Cool, I use yours when I am mad at you
Dont know much but I know that I go fully feral thinking about Nicky adjusting his grip for a better hold on Joe
The Old Guard: Tales Through Time #1
be gay, do crimes, y'all know the drill
“I guess not.”
The Old Guard (opening fire) Issue #3
THE OLD GUARD 2
Joe & Nicky I The Old Guard 2 (2025)
Joe: Ah Nicolò, now that we have defeated Discord and reunited our family and saved the world, I know we could use some very well deserved rest.
Nicky: Yes. Perhaps even…some time alone?
Joe: *chuckle* Very funny, my love.
Joe: Nicky, caro, where would like to go for our anniversary this year?
Nicky: Hm, I don’t know my heart, I was thinking of having some time alone.
Joe: Ok, I deserve that. Still.
Nicky: Joe, taste this, is it missing something?
Joe: No, it tastes wonderful.
Nicky: You sure? You sure it doesn’t need some time alone?
Joe: I said I was sorry, Nicolò!
Joe: *deep sigh* This moment is so perfect my love. You in my arms, us under the stars, near the cliffs of Moher. Nothing could make this moment more perfect.
Nicky: Hm…are you sure?
Joe: What—please Nicky, don’t—
Nicky: Not even…
Joe: I beg of you, let me rest—
Nicky: SOME TIME ALONE??
Joe: IT HAS BEEN 10 YEARS!
Nicky: That’s true my love. I’ve been punishing you for 10 years…WHEN I SHOULD HAVE BEEN GIVING YOU SOME TIME ALONE!
1 hour and 30 minutes of a sequel movie about immortal gays and not even one gay kiss…..
Nicky immediately bursting into tears in the middle of the street upon discovering that his beloved husband of over 900 years is a LIAR is honestly so relatable.
We love our emotional Italian king.
Yusuf's been going to see him.
Joe realising just how much hot water hes really in
Nicky + destiny
If you're ever having a bad day just remember that Joe is smiling so fucking hard into kissing his husband that the eye wrinkles come out in FULL FORCE
they have the love that hozier writes about
The fact that Joe calls Nicky Niccolò when he's scared/panicked.
And the fact that Nicky calls Joe Yusuf when he's mad.
