when another man asks you on a date and youâre a supposedly straight man would you say âsorry man iâm straightâ or would you say âITS A AA FEDeral inVESTIGATIONâ and then trip over a table

if i look back, i am lost

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@destiel-shmestiel
when another man asks you on a date and youâre a supposedly straight man would you say âsorry man iâm straightâ or would you say âITS A AA FEDeral inVESTIGATIONâ and then trip over a table
Oh, yeah, I wonder how that map's progressed si--wait MISHA COLLINS?
Tags passing peer review, gonna share.
Anyway, homie is, like all wealthy white dudes, egregiously imperfect, but heâs definitely fucking trying. So in that regard, heâs valuable because heâs reaching audiences that you personally probably wouldnât be able to reach, and if you find he has specific stuff on topics you need to persuade people on, heâs a valuable avenue.
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in which castiel rebelling heaven had nothing to do with chuckâs writing or godâs will, but was a choice he made on his own, for dean and because of dean. their relationship is built not on fate, but on free will and choices and choosing each other. like castiel says, they are real. [inspired by this post]
jaw fucking drop everybody look at this tiktok
it's been half a decade AND I STILL CAN'T MOVE ON
What if I beat you bloody and you did nothing to protect yourself? What if you just grabbed my hand and begged, âCas, please, I need you,â and that plea was strong enough to break through Heavenâs mind control?
What if I beat you within an inch of your life, and you didnât fight back at all? What if you just grabbed my wrist and pleaded, âDean, please,â and that was strong enough to break through an ancient, bloodthirsty curse powerful enough to contain godlike power?
What if?
ITS THIS THING TUESDAY
time and time again they showed - they demonstrably proved that deanâs relationship to cas is distinct. his grief for him is distinct. very genuinely it could have been the winchesters and their angel buddy thatâs all there is to it, that could have very well been the way they played it out if they had so chose but. it wasnât written that way. time and time again itâs shown that deanâs relationship to cas is distinct itâs not like the relationship sam has with cas, sam does not grieve for cas in the same way. whenever thereâs frisson for the narrative drama with cas the emphasis is placed upon him and dean, their reactions to each other, the shift to their dynamic. they didnât have to make the friendship, the connection, the separating, the grief, the intimacy distinct and yet.
and the end of the day it really is well. dean and cas begun orbiting each other. can i tell you something if you promise not to tell another soul? I was getting too close to the humans in my charge. you. he has this weakness he likes you. at the end of the world word of god. i donât think cas is going anywhere. laughing with cas itâs been a long time since i laughed that hard, years.
and dean âtrying so hard to be loyal.â the emphasis made on the way their relationship breaks. dean is the one who picks up that coat, folds it, and clutches it in his hands. heâs the one who keeps it, moves it from car to car on the run until heâs the one who places it back in casâ hands. he could always shake this stuff off but what cas did he doesnât know he just canât. all the flashbacks casâ has coming awake from emmanuel of dean dean dean. i remember you. when castiel first laid a hand on you in hell he was lost.
dean chasing down monsters in purgatory to ask âwhereâs the angelâ over and over. seeing cas on the road at the window believing itâs the product of a haunted mind. cas appearing to dean in the mirror. the true product of a haunted mind, the rewriting of events in memory to cope, to protect himself. you remembered it the way you needed to. cas being trained to kill dean. dean specifically. over and over. they were literally all dean. they were ALL dean. what broke the connection i wonât hurt dean. dean being the one to send a human castiel away and the one to find him again.
invested in his dates his sexuality âteachable moments.â dean praying to cas. praying is just like begging. donât lose it for one man. for one man. you just gave up an entire army for one guy. to save dean winchester. you draped yourself in the flag of heaven but ultimately it was about saving one human right. amara seeking into cas and lucifer sharing a vessel to find dean. literally placing hand over chest to find his exact location. dean over and over again being shown to be fixated on getting cas back in a way that sam is not. the care still there yes but the intensity, the priority different. fixated on the language regarding his personhood and his vessel. dean being the one to try to call him to the surface and mocked for the way he shouts casâ name. calling out for him again in the presence of amara. cas offering to go with him to his death.
the emphasis placed once again on the separation and tension between cas and deanâs relationship. ishim threatening to cure cas of his human weakness the same way he cured his own, by carving it out. dean lurching forward after cas and sam pulling him away as he shouts for him the way dean had to do for him with jess. dean screaming no when heâs killed. dean falling to his knees at his body. dean wrapping his body for the funeral pyre alone. dean praying to god asking for help, demanding his return, begging please, alone, himself. dean not being able to even say the words cas is dead in the same moment heâs just resigned himself to his motherâs loss and spoke it aloud. it got him dead. now YOU may be able to forget about that but I CANâT. dean spiraling into grief in a manner we donât see sam doing, and samâs coping being focused on finding a way to get their mom back. dean winchester of all people, with mary winchester. and it is casâ return that mends him. we got cas back.
i thought you two were joined at the everything. eileen as samâs love interest. dean hasnât been shown to have romantic involvement in years. once again the rupture. specifically between dean and cas. their reunification specifically between them. falling to his knees and crying in purgatory. crying so early on, season 4, when they didnât know each other yet, crying in front of him that he couldnât do it. the vulnerability. and then the culmination in despair and yet.
and this isnât even the whole of it itâs just some highlights.
spn is such a funny show, it'll be like:
Naomi tells Cas he has to choose "us, or them" and 'them' is meant to imply Sam and Dean both, but then
she makes Cas kill fake copies of Dean only
Or Metatron will speechify about how Cas is "in love... with humanity"
and then give Cas another lil speech about how it was all "to save Dean Winchester. That was your goal, right? I mean, you draped yourself in the flag of Heaven, but ultimately it was about saving one human, right?"
Ishim shows up and tries to tell Cas how weak he is for befriending Sam and Dean
and then when he wants to "cure" Cas of his human weakness, that weakness is just Dean
AND THEN you'll have things like
Sam will say that Cas is family, that he'd die for him
but he also refers to Cas as an "it" just hanging around in a vessel strong enough to take on Lucifer (in season 11!! It's not like he said that in s4 or something, it was like 8 years after knowing the guy)
Or in "Regarding Dean," Dean will say to Sam "and our best friend's an angel!"
and then when he's by himself in the mirror, he'll say "and Cast--Cas is my best friend."
Not to mention!! Cas himself will say,
"I did it to protect you" and then, less directly,
"I did it to protect all of you."
Or, you know, "I love you" turning into
"I love all of you"
Also Cas:
I'm doing this for you, I'm doing this BECAUSE of you
I'm hunted, I rebelled, and I did it - all of it - for you
I gave everything for you, and this is what you give to me?
I cared about the whole world because of you
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Maybe itâs not Daddy issues, but you got some issues if youâve willing put the mark of Cain on yourself!
What other people put on their body is generally no one elseâs business, and they do not have âissuesâ for doing something that has meaning to them. Donât reblig shit to sound condescending about people you donât know, regardless of what personal meaning that symbol has to you. Let people be people jesus christ
What @redwing said
who cares about supernatural can we talk about the way his tits bounce
Date of origin: Apr 4, 2021
also, its sister tweet:
How could you forget:
Had to add this gem
Pouring one out for Poison Junior.
itâs like i want to come here to see how dean and cas are doing. like they live here on this website and not on netflix or in my dvds or whatever. they are alive here. do you know what i mean?
INCREDIBLE that they just. decided to take the gay angel L. yes we know weâve been telling you itâs platonic for [checks watch] twelve years but you. were perhaps. right. how did we come to this conclusion? [through gritted teeth] by⊠the wayâŠ. cas acts around dean. no one likes the angel except for the girls and the gays so why not. yes we know the girls and the gays also like dean. however. according to our market research he is salvageable because he listens to acdc and does not wear a trenchcoat. huh? why did the girls and the gays like him? no it wasnât because of the way heâs written. no we didnât write him gay. no yeah i know that i just said that actually all the stuff people pointed at that meant cas was in gay love was right. but the stuff people pointed out that meant dean was in gay love is wrong. this is because it beefed our focus testing but also narrative integrity or whatever. now get kansas on the phone
the amorphous team at supernatural said âcas is straightâ and cas said no iâm not and they all started frantically flipping through their scripts going âhow did you do that to your lines.â the amorphous team at supernatural said âdean is straightâ and dean quietly worked his jaw and said a âyessirâ that no one heard
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i know of a lotttt of bad tv finales. like, a lot. and truth be told, i cannot name a good (read: popular and generally liked by fans) one off the top of my head. so, a questionâŠ
name a tv finale (or a few) that you liked.