JustAnotherBot

history buff, plays dnd*, occasionally does worldbuilding, american. Just hoping to enjoy myself *Not actual DnD, just TTRPGs in general

[silverfoxlester]

guys i think my good friends American rock band My Chemical Romance are stuck in an elevator and i think i must be their only contact saved to their phone

[whatpetewants]

based on a “true” story

[chloebangbang]

also, on the topic of weird queen deltarune takes I've seen that personally have been bugging me. because being wrong about a character online somewhere I can read is a most greivous sin. I think we all need to put our personal beliefs behind us and agree that queen deltarune would love chatgpt. she would be saying "Lightners Love My Algorhythmically Generated And Factually Incorrect Articles" and things of this nature. I know it's hard to accept, but if you look inward you will find that you already know it to be the truth

[chloebangbang]

[valdevia]

A lemon pig has been crafted for the New Year, stay tuned for updates of its development :)

[valdevia]

Update 1 month on. He's not doing ok

[valdevia]

Oh.

[valdevia]

Sorry guys I forgot to check in on lemon pig for a couple weeks

So is it normal for rotting lemons to... grow???

[implourium]

it is! rotting lemons can expand upon themselves in the right circumstances.

this is commonplace and natural, you've nothing to fear :)

[valdevia]

Oh phew!

And here I was starting to get worried. Silly me :)

[valdevia]

So uuh when are the growths supposed to stop :/

[valdevia]

Starting to get worried. Looks like it might burst...

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

no but like i want them to actually feel it

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

you dont like her?

[beniial]

[werechicken-deactivated20241121]

The first three are literal genetically enhanced space warriors and the last one is just some twitchy nerd who got lucky

Besides Samus would cream them all

[purplepokili]

your mind

[tlgtw]

Isaac's First Good Day

[sunspotpony]

@earsandtailsarefeet

[teaboot]

KIM KINSURAGI GAVE ME A HIGH FIVE

[thestrangeblob]

reading deaths end and I can’t keep ignoring the lil misogynistic undertones anymore :(

like wym a feminine society isn’t the pinnacle of what we should strive to be hm?

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[violentoffender]

[afurioushawk]

Euros over here for the World Cup discovering we were right about this

[archaeocoyote]

[afurioushawk]

Euros over here for the World Cup discovering we were right about this

[archaeocoyote]

[animentality]

[bobcatmoran]

I absolutely blame Facebook for this shift. Words cannot describe how freaking WEIRD it was in the mid-00s when there was suddenly this popular website where you were required to use your real, brickspace name and encouraged to post photos of yourself. Every single bit of Standard Internet Safety prior to then said that you should never ever ever do either of those.

[shallow-between-stars]

Myspace just so fucking dead it's not even remembered

[nextlevelsmp3]

[neranishin]

The good 30 seconds where I thought the lower post was a caption to the video were a Good Thirty Seconds

Baffling, but good

[noelle-ism]

Funny post i saw

follow & enjoy Noelle-ism blog for more funny & real shit

[jame7t]

Funny post

[noelle-ism]

Thanks 💃

[noelle-ism]

oh fuck if somebody stole my post & do not reblog it then i will beat ass

follow & enjoy Noelle-ism blog to more funny & real shit

[tamamita]

I really like this post, Noelle

[noelle-ism]

For you, Tamamita.... My post is yours

[catchymemes]

[velvetwyrme]

comic sans comic

Thank you for reading!

EDIT because people keep missing my footnote in the page itself: the top two panels in the "unfortunately [...] a haiku" page are a reference to THIS comic!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.