commander of trash

hi, i'm charlie! i'm a Latin teacher who loves to talk about dumb ancient Romans. this is a personal blog, but mostly i post silly stuff about ancient Romans. feel free to come chat with me about classics!

[thoodleoo]

fuck it new pinned post

hi i'm charlie and this is my classics blog! it's also my main so you'll see me talking about random things in my life as well. my primary interests in classics are the interpretation of the aeneid and ancient philosophy but i'm also insane about many roman politicians and even more roman poets

if you enjoy my posts and are feeling generous you may become my maecenas over at ko-fi. and while i do not write poetry to promote the augustan agenda i DO take art commissions!

[orpheus-has-lyreizz]

Hermaphroditus and Salmacis...

[kleinergeist]

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,

[thoodleoo]

really big fan of a poem in the greek anthology where three athletes go to ask a prophet if they're going to win at their games and the prophet says "all of you will win. unless you dont." like ok thank you that didnt help at all

[neutralspace]

[muttsandmustelidae]

From the Nashville Zoo’s fb page! Here’s the petition, please please please take a moment to add your name (even if you’re not from Nashville!). If you are from Tennessee, contact your representatives and make it clear that the people do not want this data center. This is an AZA accredited zoo which is home to several species of critically endangered animals, we NEED to protect it. Make your voice heard!

[muttsandmustelidae]

Because people will pay attention to cute animals, here are some of the critically endangered/endangered species housed at the Nashville Zoo!

The Amur Leopard and Clouded Leopard (which recently celebrated its 50th cub born at the zoo!)

The Sumatran Tiger

The Red Ruffed Lemur and Ring-Tailed Lemur

The Cotton-Top Tamarin and White-Cheeked Gibbon

The Colobus Monkey and De Brazza’s Monkey

And the Mexican Spider Monkey!

Look at them!!!! Look at them and fight like hell to save them!!!!

[greekmythcomix]

🚨HOMER ALERT 🚨 a copy of a section from The Iliad has been identified as the text in a papyrus placed on the abdomen of a mummified person, excavated last year, as part of the embalming ritual. Pride of place, not stuffed inside a cavity like previously found texts, and the first piece of Literature found on a mummy and in a funerary context.

And guess which bit it is?

THE CATALOGUE OF SHIPS 😂😂😂😂

(Well, we all knew those pages had to be *someone’s* favourite bit 😉)

BRB, off to shoehorn this into a lesson…

Article: https://share.google/6ljv0Ny7jeNBbvW60

Archaeologists stunned to find copy of Homer’s Iliad inside ancient Egyptian mummy

Papyrus fragment discovered inside mummy buried in Roman-era tomb around 1,600 years ago

[thoodleoo]

Have you seen/tasted the figs in the forehead of a foal as described in Pliny?

you're asking me if i've...eaten the leathery clump of debris thats sometimes stuck to a foal's head after birth? do you think im a pregnant horse or some sort of love witch? what century are you asking this from

[cikero]

girl how could someone have died 2100 years ago

ok

[pesti-devota-futurae]

lacuna mutata

[... ] a wonderful phrase

lacuna mutata

aint no [... ] craze

it means textual emendations

for the rest of your days

it's a source [...] free

ambiguity

lac[... ]

[blueiscoool]

Marble Grave Stele of Parthenope the Dog 3rd century AD.

Found in the Castro area (acropolis) of Mytilene, Lesbos.

The epitaph tells us that:

'Here an owner has buried his playful dog, Parthenope, in gratitude for the happiness and mutual love that she brought him.'

Parthenope then addresses us directly:

'Having been a friend to my owner, I deserved this grave. Take the example of this memorial, and find yourself a loyal friend who is both ready to love you while you are alive and also care for you when you die.'

The Istanbul Archaeology Museum.

[woolhaven]

Support Tig

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it is pride month, i have not eaten in multiple days. i am a developmentally disabled lesbian with cptsd and schizotypal personality disorder and i must persist until i can see this girl im interested in. also, my dog needs supplies!! shes very cute

[river-of-wine]

Hades gives Orpheus a trial he knows he himself could never succeed at, but it isn’t just that Hades knows he would turn around. Hades has been failing this trial every single year. He shows up too early. He turns too soon. He is so full of doubt that even the natural order of the world, that Persephone will return to him, is not something he can trust. Hades would fail the trial he has given Orpheus, and he already has. All alone, his blood runs thin.

[miles-crow]

All the Trojan War horses that I made (a quick reminder before I answer one last horse related ask):

Percheron Agamemnon

Welsh Cob Odysseus ft. little owl Athena

Meme ft the two

Ardennais Ajax the Great

Akhal-Teke Hector and Astyanax

Fjord Diomedes

Arabian Neoptolemus

Marwari Paris

Andalusian Helen & Gypsy Vanner Menelaos (nobody asked for him, so I added him, because Menel is literally my favorite??)

Caspian Andromache

Dales Pony Priam

Criollo Aeneas

Throughbred Achilles (referencing a meme)

Clydesdale Zeus

Connemara Pony Hermes

Comtois Hera

Aegidienberger based hippogriff Athena

Friesian Poseidon

Hippocamp Poseidon

[markovchaingang]

my lord. the two statues you commissioned are finally complete. yeah, the double-order with the vast and trunkless legs of stone and the shattered visage. i like to think we captured the sneer of cold command pretty well. it's a really thought-provoking piece my lord. very deconstructionist. i'm sure that even a traveller a thousand years from now could take one look at it and instantly recognise it must have come from an artistically enlightened culture

[twirld]

Augustus of Prima Porta (Augustus -Octavian- was the founder of the Roman Empire and the first Roman emperor from 27 BC until his death in AD 14)

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Bea Arthur and Mel Brooks - History of the World, Part I (1981)