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@detectivedagher
valiantradiance:
“Hm….how bout a place where we can safely test these powers, without hurting anybody. How about that place?” Dia pointed to the forest by the lake.
“Aren’t you a bit curious as to what we can do?”
“I like how you think girly.”
valiantradiance:
“Haha, unfortunately I know for certain we aren’t in a dream. I used to be a dream analyst before I moved here so I would know one if I was in one. Plus we just got hurt a whole bunch just now, if that didn’t wake us up, I don’t know what would.”
“Ah you’re probably right.” I mean this is cool but weird. Imagine what I can do with these powers.
She tied her hair up. “So... What should we do now then? I don’t think going to the gym is a good option, I might wreck the place.”
valiantradiance:
Radi was upset that their ‘date with destiny’ was screwed up by some weird magical phenomenon. “I’m just glad I’m not the only one…what do you think is the cause of all this?” I thought I was already done with this stuff once I left Reve, it looks like it followed me here, huh. Typical.
She sighed. “I’m kind of just hoping this is a dream and maybe I’ll wake up in a moment. Usually when I dream about being super strong it only results in good things.” Maybe I should stop telling people I dream about having super strength.
valiantradiance:
I just saw my life flash before my eyes.
“T-Thanks for helping me up, uh, down I mean…you know what I mean! Here let me help you with that.” Ok, I think I’m getting a hang of these weird ass powers now. Radi concentrates and returns Jackie’s gravity force to normal.
“I’m no detective or anything but I think we have superpowers or something. You have super fucking strength and I have some weird gravitational shit. I want to find some answers.”
“Well I guess I don’t need to go to the gym anymore.” When I said I wanted to be kickass I didn’t mean like this.
valiantradiance:
“H-How did you get out so easily you must weigh more than 1000 pounds right now…” Maybe if I can concentrate I can make myself light again. Oh! I think I can lift myself up now. She noticed she was already being lifted up. Wait. That’s…not me…
“Jackie! W-wait I can do it myself. woah WOAH SLOW DOWN I’m alreaDY- AHHHHH”
She didn’t know that lawyers could fly, but I’m sure she believed it now.
“I don’t know what the fuck is going on or why you’re insisting that I’m overweight but, what the fuck is going on with everything today???????”
She put Dia on the ground, and then brushed herself off. I feel like there’s an elephant on my back.
I need a vacation.
valiantradiance:
“W-Wait no noNNO don’t reach for me!”
In her panic Dia manages to increase the gravity on Jackie as well and the pavement under her starts to crack and eventually gives way.
Great now we are both stuck in the fucking ground.
“What the fu-”
Her legs sank into the ground as the cement cracked below her. Ok I know that wasn’t on me.
“Ok I don’t know what’s going on here but I’ve had enough weird shit for one day” Jackie pushed herself back up from the ground. She then went over to Radiance and grabbed onto her shoulders lifting her effortlessly out of the ground, a little too much.
valiantradiance:
“Coming Jackie! Just wait one second!” Just think of something very calming..like waterfalls…ice cream… Slowly Dia was getting closer to the door but there were already beats of sweat trailing down her face. It took a lot of effort to move her body while a heavy force of gravity was upon her.
Just act normal everything will be ok. Radi opens the door.
“H-Hey Jackie! Sorry I took so lo-”
She couldn’t even finish her sentence when the ground broke under her and half of her body sank into the ground. ….fuck.
SHIT DID I DO THAT? “Oh my god are you okay???” Jackie held out her hand to help pull her up.
valiantradiance:
“Ahhh I’m so excited to go to the gym with Jackie. I hope nothing terrible happens.” Jackie was going to pick her up in a couple minutes, so Radi was almost ready to go. “I just need my keys…” She extends her arm towards the keys when…
They start to float in midair.
“W-WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!” She reaches up for them when she herself starts floating in the air. “AH! How did I??”
“J-Just calm down Dia….don’t panic.” With that instant she’s suddenly on the ground again, keys in hand. Just when things were about to get better the door bell rings.
Shit, Jackie… Radi tries to move to get the door but she can’t seem to budge. It was like her whole body was 10x heavier. Gravity’s going all bonkers on me, what the hell is going on?
Ok just calm down, nothing weird here, just pretend you’re extra strong today and not super strong. She pressed the doorbell as lightly as possible, enough things were already broken today.
YEAH! Oh man, I’m so lucky to have bumped into you!!!!
Ah, w-well I mean only if you have time, I don’t want to take up too much of it, since you just got out of work and all.
(Whew, almost got carried away there.)
Hey I've got time, and making new friends isn’t somethin’ I shy away from.
Anyways, see that gym across the street from here? [pointing]
If you wanna catch up sometime I’ll be there later tonight probably or tomorrow morning.
Haha! Oh man, Jackie that was terrible! I loved it!
[Gets the ice cream from the cashier]
You like to tussle, huh? I used to spar back in the day, care to go for a round sometime?
Yeah that was pretty bad. I did use to wrestle back in high school but that was ages ago.
[taking a lick of ice cream] I mean we just met but maybe if you want to I can show you around to some of the local gyms or kickboxing studios.
(Rocky Road? Oh it must be an ice cream flavor here.)
I prefer plain strawberry myself, but heck I’ll try that! You know the ice cream flavors you like could tell you something about your personality.
Aha you think so?
I bet that means I like cookie dough because I’m raw and like to tussle. (Knee slapper, Jackie you aren’t funny)
Haha oh good, so im not the only weird one.
[They walk up to the place.]
Hmmm…I wonder what flavor I should get.
hmm, I really like the chocolate chip cookie dough. A lot of people say that the rocky road here is really good too.
A wHA-?
(Oh God DOES AMERICA KNOW I KILLED PEOPLE?! Gotta…act cool.)
*cough* I-I mean..A homicide detective? I’ve never been friends with one before!
(Well I guess it’s usually because I do the killing.)
But you don’t really look like a detective. Then again, I don’t really look like a Defence Attorney either.
Ah yeah, a lot of people don’t like cops so I try not to look like one especially off duty.
A defense attorney eh? I’ve met a lot in my lifetime they come in all shapes sizes and attitudes from what I’ve seen.
Ah what’s your job? If you don’t mind me asking.
I’m a homicide detective. Not the most flashy job but I like to think I get some action from time to time.
So Jackie, what brings you downtown on this hot summer day?
I just got off work, thought I’d take a stroll but it’s so hot so I was just standing in the shade for a bit.
Ohmygod really??? People here are so cool!
Alright, score! You’re my new best friend now!
Not everyone on the street is xenophobic, although I guess I’m also in a pretty good mood right now despite the heat.
[they head toward the ice cream shop]
Alright! Thanks so much! Since you told me I’ll treat you to some, which one do you prefer?
I’m Radiance Valentine by the way. Pleasure to meet you!
Names Jackie Dagher. Charmed.
I’ll go with you to that corner place, but there’s no need to pay for me. In fact I’ll pay for you since you seem to be new in the area, my treat.
