Eliza McLawman

Making the world sweeter, one case at a time

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Hello, Hellsite Multiverse!

I have been lurking on a number of sites for a few months now and thought I would open myself up to anyone curious about my little corner of the multiverse. Especially since it seems to be a bit different then those I have witnessed on this site. I’ll answer what I can when I can whenever I’m not working. Don’t expect to many pics since my camera is a hunk of junk. I leave you with some personal info and one request: Don’t make me regret this.

Eliza Maclawman

21 years old

She/her

Working as an investigative accountant for the CPB

Fascination with any and all things mythical

From universe H-7483

Virgo ♍️

Home chef

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*Makes kissy noises at you as one does to a cat*

Am I some kind of fucking joke to you 😀

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Heh not exactly what you meant by ‘get them to trust you’ huh?

[roach-with-a-knife]

….sigh

It definitely isn’t

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Hey ya gotta start somewhere

[roach-with-a-knife]

*Makes kissy noises at you as one does to a cat*

Am I some kind of fucking joke to you 😀

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Heh not exactly what you meant by ‘get them to trust you’ huh?

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Took the day off to fully recover from this stupid sinus infection. Hard to say if Nyx is happy about it or not.

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I think I just found a fashion pice that @player-membrane and @player-dreamer can agree on

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Oh shit should I be worried

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Soooo uh any comments on how you plan to ‘conquer’ this hellsite?

Step one. Gain everyone’s trust. If mind control is needed I won’t hesitate to resort to that

step two-

actually uh I haven’t planned it that far

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Yeah I figured about as much

But if I could offer some advice: I’d stay away from my universe

[roach-with-a-knife]

Huh? Why?

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To heavily sugar coat it Irkens aren’t exactly the most popular species in my universe

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The things I’d give to have a room like this rn

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Soooo uh any comments on how you plan to ‘conquer’ this hellsite?

Step one. Gain everyone’s trust. If mind control is needed I won’t hesitate to resort to that

step two-

actually uh I haven’t planned it that far

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Yeah I figured about as much

But if I could offer some advice: I’d stay away from my universe

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Could I get an opinion @player-membrane? Plz

[player-membrane]

Definitely the blue one.

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I’ll admit at first I thought you’d go for the pink but then I saw you tags and yeah he probably would

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Could I get an opinion @player-membrane? Plz

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I want em

[roach-with-a-knife]

*gasps* TINY DEMON CHILD!

Cute as how you see me as a demon. I should be honored actually. But Close enough human >:]

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Good to see not all amalgamations of zim and dib are completely emaciated

[roach-with-a-knife]

what the hell does that even mean 😭

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It means your not dying of starvation like another version of you I’ve seen on this hellsite lol 😂

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Unlike grandpa (my nickname for the roach) I escaped our void and live with dib stink

out here livin my best life fr 😋

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Ay good for you little dude

[roach-with-a-knife]

*gasps* TINY DEMON CHILD!

Cute as how you see me as a demon. I should be honored actually. But Close enough human >:]

[detectivesweettooth]

Good to see not all amalgamations of zim and dib are completely emaciated

[roach-with-a-knife]

what the hell does that even mean 😭

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It means your not dying of starvation like another version of you I’ve seen on this hellsite lol 😂

[roach-with-a-knife]

*gasps* TINY DEMON CHILD!

Cute as how you see me as a demon. I should be honored actually. But Close enough human >:]

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Good to see not all amalgamations of zim and dib are completely emaciated

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Yeeessss

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