Diiz

THE ABSOLUTE NUMBER ONE (Z)IB!!!!!! Hi! This is just a dumb rp account I do for fun. Don't take anything here seriously

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blows you up with my mind

Oh my stars... you have a functional mind?!

(art by @sunsetl3mon )

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OBVIOUSLY…. WHY WOULD YOU EVER DOUBT THAT…,.,

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Kills you

Everyday I wish someone actually would. Heart emoji

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Hey, buddy.

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….by anyone EXCEPT you.

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Kills you

Everyday I wish someone actually would. Heart emoji

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Uppies?

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BRO BLEW UP THEIR CAMERA LMAO. Loser. And I'm not trapped in this void. You know damn well. Your pathetic self is trapped everywhere you go, and you have to deal with taxes. You're caged by society.

And it's not tak hell... I'm not some psycho that made a whole bunch of aliens fight for entertainment. *Sluuuuuurrp* They just live here. :)

Kick rocks, brat.

-Sincerely, your biggest hater.

oh?

do pray tell how your not “”””"trapped””””? ;)

and also fuck you. You stink.

or something like that

man I don't have a good comeback for that right now

Sincerely yours,

your even BIGGEST HATER—

actually. No. I lied. I don’t even think about you that much for you to be my least favorite.

your like my second most hated person in the multiverse

the FIRST PLACE for *that* goes to zomdibs. Zim.

can’t stand him.

anyways

HAHAH LOSER.

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Oh, what's this?

A fucking portal gun??

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SINCE WHEN?????

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Your adopted and you were found behind a Hardee's dumpster -Ves @homura-nebula

…..your absolutely horrendous attempts at insulting me aside….what on earth is a Hardee’s?

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It's a fast food joint genius.

Are you sure you were once human

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FOUR YEARS.

FOUR YEARS SINCE I BASICALLY DIED AND WAS TRAPPED IN A ENDLESS VOID WITH NO ONE TO TALK TO BESIDES SHITTY CLONES OF THE ONE PERSON I HATED MOST IN THIS WORLD.

UP UNTIL THIS POINT, I HAVENT “CONNECTED” WITH SOCIETY BEYOND THESE IDIOTS FOR YEARS.

SORRY I WAS MORE CONCERNED WITH ESCAPING MY ACCURSED DIMENSION THEN WORRY ABOUT SIMPLE FAST FOOD CHAINS?!?!

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GOD FORBID A GUY FORGETS THINGS!!!!!

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BRO BLEW UP THEIR CAMERA LMAO. Loser. And I'm not trapped in this void. You know damn well. Your pathetic self is trapped everywhere you go, and you have to deal with taxes. You're caged by society.

And it's not tak hell... I'm not some psycho that made a whole bunch of aliens fight for entertainment. *Sluuuuuurrp* They just live here. :)

Kick rocks, brat.

-Sincerely, your biggest hater.

oh?

do pray tell how your not “”””"trapped””””? ;)

and also fuck you. You stink.

or something like that

man I don't have a good comeback for that right now

Sincerely yours,

your even BIGGEST HATER—

actually. No. I lied. I don’t even think about you that much for you to be my least favorite.

your like my second most hated person in the multiverse

the FIRST PLACE for *that* goes to zomdibs. Zim.

can’t stand him.

anyways

HAHAH LOSER.

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Your adopted and you were found behind a Hardee's dumpster -Ves @homura-nebula

…..your absolutely horrendous attempts at insulting me aside….what on earth is a Hardee’s?

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Dear stars.. You're* You're* and Hardees is a fast food place, I think- Yeah. I can get you some if you want.

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WHO THE FUCK SAYS “ YOU ARE HORRENDOUS ATTEMPTS AT”

learn grammar before you try to correct me NIMROD. AnyWAYS, I was gonna correct her initially, but I was feeling nice and left her alone

But that sounds good actually:]

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Your adopted and you were found behind a Hardee's dumpster -Ves @homura-nebula

…..your absolutely horrendous attempts at insulting me aside….what on earth is a Hardee’s?

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How's my least favorite little pest doing?

[[LOADING…]] [[LOADING SUCCESSFUL]] [[Retrieving audio files]]

I. Hello? Is this thing on? doesn’t that little red dot means it’s recording?? i— okay. There we go.

crud this stupid thing is old. How long has it been since I last touched it? Whateveritsfine. Is it recording ALL of this?

……………………..

Ahem. Very much ALIVE, unfortunately for you.

Hello to you too dearest ‘sister’,

You know. A part of me feels sad, almost sentimental even.

For neglecting to post on this blog and messaging you for so long too but oh—

what’s that? you see that thing with wings flying away? that’s all the fucks I have for you magically running away from you and your ugly face.

How unfortunate.

Anyways, hope you enjoy being in weird tak Hell, TAZLENE.

I’ll just be here. Voidless. And drinking my oj. Because I was witty enough to actually ESCAPE mine

hahahhahahahahha

hahhahahhahahahhahahha

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAA

HAHHAHAHHAJAHA

BAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAA

HOW DOES IT FEEL?

HOW DOES IT FEEL KNOWING THAT I WAS ALWAYS, ALWAYS THE BETTER CLONE THEN YOU GA—

[[Error. System overload]]

[[Terminating transmission]]

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Feeling, diizy?

Oh….h god…

I….can…feeel him….NOO

*activates like a sleeper agent*

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Hello, no one of consequence here.

What you say are humans' defining feature?

beady eyes and a lust for pizza. For some odd reason —The PAK

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opinions on cats? Since- yknow- everyone calls you a silly little meow meow?

EW. NO. I HATE THEIR BEADY LIL EYES.

they always look like their plotting…WAITING,….FOR THE VERY MOMENT I LET MY GAURD DOWN…

I have also grown a especial intolerance for those demon spawn since downloading this accursed app >:(

that being said

STOP COMPARING ME TO THEM!!!!!

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Words cannot describe how much I love this fugly ass roach

“Oh you mean diiz your askblog characte-“ YOU MEAN MY SON?? THE ONE THAT I SPENT TWO YEARS RAISING JUST FOR HIM TO BE THE UGLIEST GODDAMN BAYBE IVE EVER FUVKING SEEN?? ITS HIS BIRTHDAY TODAY THANK YOU VERY MUCH >:(

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Pierced: Oh lookit it's a scruffy cat that looks like it's survived a drowning. Or a rat? It's hard to tell from the way it looks... TATTS CAN I HAVE IT? PWEASE? Tatts: No, absolutely not, you'd die from some virus or disease it might be killing not to mention your allergies you idiot.

I can’t get a moment’s peace in the tumblr multiverse can I

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REASONS WHY I HATE @roach-with-a-knife!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!2

NUMBER ONE HES A NERD- HE LOOKS LIKE HES ABOUT TO SAY “ERM AKSUALLY 🤓☝️☝️☝️” EVERYTIME SOMEONE SPEAKS

NUMBER TWO HE DOESNT BRUSH HIS DAMN TEETHH!!! YOU SEE THAT YELLOW?? MUSTYDUSTY CRUSTY SMELLING ASS BREATH

NUMBER THREEE HES A LITTLE RAT AND I HATE HIM

NUMBER FOURHES EMOOOOO!2!2!!1!1!!2!2!2!

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you talk alotta shit for someone that looks like they say “THINK THINK BRAIN-BLAST!!!” Every time they get a idea /j