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jovan

THIS ISN’T A JOKE

#omg

liberalfartsdegree

list of things im handling well currently

1.

everythingfromdust

Psychology: Why do people do the thing? Sociology: How do people who do the thing interact with other people who do the thing? Anthropology: Who else has done/is doing the thing and where are they? Philosophy: What is the meaning of the thing? Where did the thing come from? Geology: Is the thing a rock?

caramelcrow

#speaking as a geologist… #usually the answer is no #however sometimes #sometimes it is yes #and on that day we rejoice (via everythingfromdust)

classy

do you ever just want to listen to the same song for a week or maybe two

that-one-geek-you-know

I’m ashamed of what I’ve created.

dylans-life-and-stuff-deactivat

WHY IS IT ALWAYS PEARL

artemispanthar

It’s always Pearl because this meme is structured around a very common comedy trope (which TV Tropes calls ‘The Triple’) which is to list two normal things and then follow it up with a third random or humorous thing. You need to save the joke for last or else it doesn’t work as well and if you have too many or too few examples beforehand it just kind of kills the impact, so the magic number for the joke to work is 3 and since Pearl is listed third she’s always the one replaced with the joke

#steven universe

THE SIGN THAT CAN PUT UP WITH YOUR SHIT

Aries: Libra

Taurus: Scorpio

Gemini: Sagittarius

Cancer: Capricorn

Leo: Aquarius

Virgo: Pisces

Libra: Aries

Scorpio: Taurus

Sagittarius: Gemini

Capricorn: Cancer

Aquarius: Leo

Pisces: Virgo

#loli's a pisces #this explains so much #then again the qq nerd squad puts up with each other's shit

easycomfort

i can’t believe this is happening to me

cartooncoyote

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

Me watching a T.V. Show

Me: GODDAMN IT YOU HAVE 15 MINUTES TO FIX THIS

six-foot-two-phanchild

shoutout to skinny people who

- don’t feel comfortable in their bodies - are frequently asked if they are anorexic/bulimic by friends/family/strangers - frequently have to accept and respond to “i wish i was as skinny as you” without knowing how - have eating disorders, including binging ones - are males that feel emasculated by their weight - can never find properly fitting clothes - are told to “just eat!” - are made fun of - feel guilty for being skinny or having body image issues - have turned into the popular trend of thinspiration - became skinny by losing weight and are now shamed for it

Shoutout to skinny people

pizzaforthequeen

-have people grab your wrist/arm to see if people can get their whole hand around it -are compared to twigs -are told ‘’REAL women have curves’’ -are blamed for the media telling people skinnier is better

olanrogers

Pound It.

infinitygauntlets

I have literally never related to anything in my life more

thecheesyllama

So in my 3D class there’s another kid named Roy, which is my name.

Also in 3D class, we aren’t allowed to listen to music.

So I was talking to our professor and Roy walked by with earbuds in and the professor said “Roy, take those things out of your ears” and I took my hearing aids out of my ears and said “sorry”.

That is the greatest joke I have ever told and no one laughed and I honestly feel so under appreciated rn.

Honestly that joke made being deaf completely worth it and I am an unappreciated comedic genius of my time.

thecheesyllama

I’m beginning to wonder if people laughed but I just couldn’t hear them

fermatas-theorem

Girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons

mashable

Protein World’s ad campaign, which features a woman in a bikini and various products in the company’s “weight loss collection,” asks the question: Are you beach body ready? This has sparked an online backlash in which more than 40,000 people have signed a petition calling for the removal of the ad that’s been deemed body shaming.

The company has insisted there’s nothing wrong with their posters and has “absolutely no intention of removing the adverts because of a minority making a lot of noise.” CEO Arjun Seth said that the people defacing his posters are “terrorists” and that he would only take notice of the petition if it gained one million signatures. [via]