[gangsters-wife]

[curlsandstems]

I pray the person I end up with never loses their patience and gentleness with me.

[grungeaffliction]

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

if you ever want to love an idiot you know where to find me

[brendanthesalty-deactivated2018]

I’m a gay homosexual male man but as soon as I saw Cate Blanchett start turning those looks in Ocean’s 8 I could feel the powerful psychic energies of thousands of my lesbian and bisexual sisters collectively swooning at the sight and honestly I’m so happy for y’all you drink in that raw sapphic beauty this weekend you deserve it.

[detritioningb0nes]

My stupid ass had sex with a former gal I dated and i’m debating whether it was a stupid or an okay idea KILL ME

[detritioningb0nes]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

[detritioningb0nes]

I can’t believe i’m going to greece omg. I keep forgetting I booked the trip then I remind myself like... -i’m 100% gonna cry on the plane -get drunk on the ferry to mykonos -bring home a greek gal -not remember I brought back a greek gal -get married to a greek gal -almost get kidnapped -cry again on the plane back to new york

[everybodyhurt]

[pockhy]

[stability]

[detritioningb0nes]

I feel like this is gonna be jon in greece

[detritioningb0nes]

Ofcourse I get a hot bartender to text me AND she’s a Sagittarius BUT OFCOURSE there’s always a catch and she has a KID. But honestly what’s hotter than attempting to hookup with a hot mom who’s also a bartender like cmon. Challenge accepted

[detritioningb0nes]

only desire I have is to meet beautiful women and have alot of fun this summer physically 

[detritioningb0nes]

wow I have no desire to be with anyone right now and Ive been waiting for this for a while 

[simplelindo-deactivated20210109]

[begavet]

[annajoganiyan]