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[aconissa]

Good Omens Episode 3 Bonus Scene - London, 1800 

From The Quite Nice and Fairly Accurate Good Omens Script Book by Neil Gaiman

[the-linaerys]

Oh man, I wish we’d gotten this scene

[thecollectibles]

Art by Dejan Mijatovic

[thecollectibles]

Art by zhihui Su

[thecollectibles]

Tellurion 161-167 by Matt Rhodes

[caduceus-tealeaf]

The Mighty Nein + Onion Headlines

[kirkspocks]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[chromalogue]

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

[baegishjalmur]

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

[systlin]

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

[retro-minty]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ay @systlin hmu

[bold-sartorial-statement]

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

[andersonsallpurpose]

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

[svampurinn]

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

[books-and-candy-ples]

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

[criticalrolo]

So youre rlly into dnd and stuff, so im not sure if you know: are there any dnd podcasts out there that are more spooky/horror based? I cant play myself but im dying for something more on the creepy side

I dont know of any that I’ve listened to, but I googled it and here are a couple that came up that looked promising:

How We Roll (especially their Curse of Strahd campaign, which is here)

Demipia (their description/twitter says they’re a 5e horror podcast)

The Beholder’s Eye (this one started coming out this year, and their description says they’re a mix of regular 5e and eldritch horror)

Hope this helps!

[wnq-astrology]

“Dear Me, one day I’ll make you proud.”

— Charlotte Eriksson  |  @wordsnquotes​ (via wordsnquotes)

[artmagine]

Sweet dreams with the dark art of Stefan Koidl

[catchymemes]

A small mildly interesting dump

[lesbiansavingthrow]

I’m honestly so excited that caduceus is a grave domian cleric especially with the fact that molly died and grave domain clerics are all about preventing death but also he can do this next lvl

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

I play one in my Wednesday game and that ability is … really really great. :D

It’s gonna frustrate Matt to no end, getting all geared up for a wild crit attack from an enemy and Taliesin saying calmly “… I’m gonna stop that.”

[lesbiansavingthrow]

that was my first thought too!!! taliesin gonna annoy matt so much with this

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

Four times a day with that wisdom modifier. Good lord. 

Oh yeah Matt you got the Snitch. But Tal can now counteract those crits.

[wisdomsavingthrow]

CADUCEUS IS THE ANTI-SNITCH

[crittique]

SPECIAL CRITICAL ROLE INSPIRED TEA BLENDS

I was bored at work yesterday so started thinking about having a CR inspired teahouse

(i have no idea if the flavour would actually go together well, just have been playing around with ingredients. also i have no idea how to blend tea so…there you go)

Sarenrae’s Secret - honeybush with lemongrass, rose petals, strawberries and cinnamon

The Cinder King - mix of black ceylon tea with black gunpowder and hot spices 

Winter’s Crest - Snow Buds, Pai Mu Tan, cinnamon, clove, orange peels

Druid Circle - calming herbs with rooibos, apples and raisins

Gilmore’s Glorious Tea - mix of high quality japanese sencha, fruits, peppermint, ginkgo and cherry petals

Craving’s Edge - sahlep with cinnamon, caramelized apple bits with chocolate flakes, served with whipped cream

Spice? - mix of spices bought from shady merchant in a dark corner

Allura’s Day Off - refreshing fruit tea with rose hip, cranberries, pineapple, raisins and blackberries

Tea Machina - Rooibos, lemongrass, orange, lemon, rose buds, black currant and mint

Victor - just mix of green and black gunpowder, nettle leaves

The Mighty Tea - mix of Fog and Phoenix Eyes, jasmine, levander, aloe vera and cornflower

Feywilds - mix of green, yellow and white tea, guarana, goji, cherry petals, peaches, cherries

Traveler’s Blessing - pu’er, sunflower, appricots, elderberry, marigold and chilli

Cobolt Soul - cornflower, levander, rose buds, peppermint, gingko, orange peels

Teacna - bitter russian black tea served without any jam in a whole room on fire to fully taste the impeding doom

Haste - shot of espresso, shot of matcha tea extract, shot of black tea, whole cup of sugar stirred in, served with one free heart-attact

(that being said but please dont actually try these two at home!)

[knightlyss]

#when you join the party late and have some serious catching up to do

[caustic-apotheosis]

probably been done before

[wilwheaton]

Trump is lying. And this is the result of his lies and bigotry.

Donald Trump’s Republican party is the party of child abuse.

[kid-with-plans]

👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿

[meanmisscharles]

EXPOSE THEM

[iridessence]

If you don’t have anywhere to wear a very specific piece you have in your wardrobe, grab a friend or three and host a “soirée.” Get some $5 sparkling wine or grape juice, some cheese or cocktail onions or grapes if you don’t eat cheese and make a Playlist and just walk around one of your homes being fancy together. It’s nice to go out but if you can’t, don’t let that stop you.

[charminglyantiquated]

My friend and I would do this back in college! We were the only ones in our friend group that didn’t ski, so most winter Sunday afternoons we’d just get dressed to the absolute nines, make a cheese plate, play some jazz, and drink bottom shelf wine out of stolen glasses. Anyone on the dorm floor was invited so long as they were also A. dressed to at least the sevens and B. arrived with more wine. Still one of my favorite memories.