Sorry About The Mess

After sitting here for way too long, I've decided that no text box will ever be able to successfully describe me as a person, so why try?

[julian2006]

[memegiver]

celebguyswithbabies:

julian2006:

jake gyllenhaal doesnt know how to hold dogs and i am so happy

maybe we should start another blog called ‘celeb guys with dogs who obviously want a baby’

[everythingfox]

lic

[homopower]

Delete the whole rest of tumblr and just leave this one video clip.

[dangerousvikings]

[danzai]

my last two brain cells

[tom-spanks]

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

[scumfuckus]

[yiffpunk]

[jewishevanhansen]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The ancient Greek myth of Prometheus, the creator of Man and founder of science, involved his liver being eaten by an eagle and then re-growing itself back by the next day. Thousands of years later, medical science learned that the liver is the only human organ that can actually re-grow itself.

[lunah-goodbye]

growing up reading fantasy books was such a bust cause your whole life you’re left wanting more from life and like there’s something missing and you’re just waiting for that missing part to begin but it’s never gonna come

[lunah-goodbye]

[boycurio]

snorting while laughing is the purest sound and it’s not weird or gross

[dangerously-human]

Thank you for this very wholesome positivity

[psych2go]

(cr: selfcare4yu)

[serial-cocksucker-deactivated20]

[ripndipcl]

[powerburial]

[octoberwitch]

"May Day"

1920, Clement Moran

[respectfulmemes]

[henryscavills]

I love you, Matt. You’re my best friend. Jenna… I’ve always loved you.

13 Going on 30 [2004] | dir. Gary Winick

[mrchandlerbings]

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

y'all trying to make a grown man cry tonight huh

[libbyframe]

The chill skater pumpkin

[sarahseeandersen]