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glowcowboy

might fuck around and save my own life one day at a time

konoko

rebelwhodoesntknow

Me in the span of approximately two seconds

tomboygays

spokenitalics

jurassic park but it's tiny elephants and nothing goes wrong 🥺

cipheramnesia

same score but played entirely on kazoos

2012earthnoises

Tshirt idea I had

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

sir gawain would do numbers on tumblr

triskeleaficionado

instructor144

ffs ....

krisatherandom

Additions from my husband: Bakers wear loafers and Zookeepers wear Crocs

haveuseenmyhalo

Excellent additions.

asirbyanyothername

Angels wear wingtips.

triskeleaficionado

A lumberjack wears Timberlands.

researcherinblue

Ice skaters wear slippers

dorkery

chaoticwixtheybe

Addition from my mom: delivery drivers wear vans

selfdestructivecat

VERY good addition!

perfectly-princely-emo-nightmare

Achilles wears heels.

geopsych

People have watched the sun rise over barley for around 10,000 years. Today it was my turn.

lettheladylead

can you draw something for me to masturbate to

sure

good luck!

faunary

The Green Knight dir. David Lowery | Jeanette Winterson, Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit | Louise Glück, “Via Delle Ombre” in A Village Life | Kenneth Patchen, “Guatama in the Deer Park at Benares” | Czeslaw Milosz, Notes

thegirlwiththeloontattoo

People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

no-longer-another-bondi-blonde

A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

belle-ofthebrawl-deactivated202

t4tstarvingdog

i think there should be two nighttimes. one for sleeping and a second one for being awake but at night. and then only one daytime because daytime doesn’t matter as much except for the birds

memewhore

okiitos

@wafflehousecoffee absolute golden tags

grox

saoirseronanswife

the one thing thing funnier than this caption is that the only reason they stopped doing it was that the ferret shit in the tube

syn-ack

That photo makes Felicia’s work seem much more recent than it is. Here’s a picture of the world’s smallest particle physicist herself.

garlic-bready

They didn’t stop because she shit in the tube - she had a diaper on because they knew poop would obstruct the particles as well. She eventually stopped running through the tubes because they became too long for her. At that point she was retired and became a pet!