Selfshipping Is Crazy

i selfship a lot lol (READ MY PINNED POST BEFORE FOLLOWING)

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my name is deux or jee! this is my self-indulgent selfship blog :3

{list of f/o’s, DNI}

pronouns: he/they/it/crystals

bigender, transmasc, aromantic, hyperromantic <3

doubles for ANY of our f/o’s are allowed to interact. i’d love to see you guys gush about them!!

sona’s/ocs (for selfshipping)

[REDACTED] / Adrian or Harmony (My Singing Monsters)

Deux Milia (Jeeode + Auglur)

Arbmull/Obsgloom/Mattie (Sooza + Floogull)

Festeha/Serenidad/Ella (Rooba)

Coral (Among Us)

Comet (Gameoverse)

TBA

boundaries + byi

i am a minor!! adults can interact and follow, but just don’t be weird.

i am comfortable with a lot of ships as a multishipper, but please do not mention boodoo x jeeode (msm) and purple x cyan (among us). you can still interact but it’s just for my own comfort based on my own perceptions.

might post objectum things here, so only sfw interactions please! actually, sfw interactions in general.

i’m kinda awkward, even online! i’ll like your comments to let you know i’ve seen them but i may not respond. i try to and mostly do!

i might curse a lot. idk if on this blog but i think that’s important to note just in case.

my main blog is @deuxdat-deuxwat!

my main selfship/yumeship blog is @deuxs-yume-madness!

reblogs get sent to @deux-reblogs

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my mom got a roller skating bag, right? and she was checking out how much would fit in it and she puts GOBBLES inside. omg. I FELT SO HAPPY MY MOM NOTICED I BRING HIM EVERYWHERE I CAN AND DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT IT!!! YAYYY!!

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brought gobbles to see fireworks with me. definitely helped in not breaking down during the show (because they were WAY too loud).

i love gobbles <3

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Hii 🪐 and 🙈 for the ask game? :3

- @moonselfships

Hehe hiiii sure!

:3

🪐: What would be your most popular AU and why?

i feel like it’d be an au where like, my msm f/o’s are humanized. i see a lot of “aus” i guess where the monsters are humanized, and it might be easier to humanize the monster than to turn the human into a monster.

although it isn’t impossible and that could be a subcategory of that au. like a swap au.

🙈: Why would your ship be thought of as cute/fluffy? Why would your ship be considered problematic?

our relationship would be fluffy not for like a specific reason, but because i’m one of the fluffiest people i’ve ever met. it’s just my personality to be sweet and affectionate. 🥺

idk if i worded that right.

but it’d be problematic because of the human-monster relationship AND because there is just so many relationships. there’d probably be some people out there not fond of one or both.

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‘Imagine Your S/I Was Canon…’ Self-Ship Asks

✍️: Overall, how does the fandom trait you? Are you a beloved character, or hated? Are you popular, or a minor side character? Anything in between?

📝: How would your story in canon go? How would you influence the events of the original story?

🤪: What is your trait that fanon would exaggerate?

🥰: How would someone who loved you portray you?

😡: How would someone who hated you portray you?

👯: What canon character are you most similar to?

🌦️: Would you be accompanied by mostly fluff or angst fanfics? Both? Explain why.

🏷️: What is you and your f/o’s ship name?

❤️: How popular is you x your f/o? Are you a rarepair?

💞: Aside from with your f/o, who else would you commonly be shipped with? Why?

☕️: What are the most common plots of shipping fics between you and your f/o?

🛌: What tropes show up in fics involving your ship?

🪐: What would be your most popular AU and why?

💘: Why would people love your ship? Why would people dislike your ship? How might it start debates?

🙈: Why would your ship be thought of as cute/fluffy? Why would your ship be considered problematic?

🎞️: What ‘canon’ scenes would the fandom point to as evidence for the validity of your ship?

💌: How would your dynamic be portrayed? What might people focus on most? Any misconceptions?

👀: How does your ship with your f/o influence both of your characterisations and the world? Would there be any interesting metas written about your dynamic?

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i am being FED with the art of ekwel and abrum that has been drawn for me on artfight.

i love my children <3 T-T

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drawing some of my children as humans… then im gonna draw some of my other f/o’s cuddling me…

i’m not ready for artfight.

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i decided to participate in the yumeship bingo trend too! this applied to all my romantic yumeships in general, not just one.

edit: i just realized a missed two lines—

blank version under cut!!

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being aromantic and just never understanding flirting in general, i have SUCH a good prompt to write and i really want to do it, but im having a really hard time figuring out what to do for it lol.

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f/o list!

general sharing stats:

romantic + queerplatonic f/o’s — mostly sharing

platonic/familiar + unsure f/o’s — ALL sharing

parenthesis for my monster f/o’s are their names

updated: 6/30/26

LIST CAN CHANGE

Romantic:

Sooza (Anemone) - 🎺💙🔥 - selective sharing

Rooba (Dusk) - 🎻💚🔮

Jeeode (Glazz) - 💎🩷💎 - selective sharing

Humbug (Vespah) - 🐝💚☢️

Auglur (Dreemz) - 👁️🩷🪽 - selective sharing

Pentumbra - 👤💜🕷️

Rhysmuth (Rhys*) - 💎💛👑 - selective sharing

Yawstrich (Nidz) - 🕊️🩷💨

Strombonin (Almond) - 🛡️🩵❄️

Galvana (Dawn) - ⚡️🧡🔵 - selective sharing

Floogull - 🕊️💚🎺

Piplash (Twinkul) - ⚙️🧡🎸

Arackulele (Astrydd) - 🎸💙🕸️ - selective sharing

Oogiddy - ☢️💚🫟

Attmoz (Pizza) - 🎸🩷✨

Raqsoun (Spielle) - 🔔💙👁️

Epic Ethereal Wubbox (Midnight) - 🪄💜🔵

Fire Oasis Wubbox - 🌈🩷🔥

Gobbles - 🦖🩷🖥️ - selective sharing

Black - 🌑🖤🪨 - selective sharing

Cyan - 💎🩵🌕 - selective sharing

Lime - ⚙️💚🛠️ - selective sharing

Queerplatonic:

Boodoo - 💎💙🦴 - selective sharing

Whisp (Eerie) - 👻🩵🫧

Rare Wubbox - 📀🧡🪩

Yellow - 🍕💛🔭

Brown - ⭐️🤎🍕

Platonic/Familiar:

Gnarls (Elly and Cordy) - 🌼💚🌼

Dakktyl - 💥🩷🪗

Teeter (Ekwel) - 👾💛☢️

Tauter (Abrum) - 🎆💜⚙️

Nebulob (Cosmo) - 🫧💚⚙️

Unsure:

Viveine (Sunni) - 🌳💚🌸

bbli$zard - 🦎🧡🔥

Epic Edamimi - 🌹🤍🔥

Epic Boo’qwurm - 🦋🤍📚

Bona-Petite - 🦴🩷🦷

Epic Hoola - 🌈💜⭕️

Blipsqueak (Eyeris) - 👁️🩶🎙️

Smarty Pants - 🧻🤍🔋

[deux-selfshipstoomuch]

Twin, we should go on a double date with our among us f/os /silly :D

wait who’s yours? cuz i have FIVE.

anyway yes we should and im bringing black and cyan and as a little bonus im dragging lime on a leash because they wouldn’t come on their own /hsilly

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OOC: (From @batselfshipinsane ) Do all of your monster f/os like to construct an orchestra for you?

depends who they are mostly. but for the most part they do like showing off their musical skills and (for the ones that there’s multiple f/o’s on a certain island) they sometimes work together to make music for me!

but it just depends because auglur really only would make music if it had to. (or at least i think so… really only bemeebeth would know that but i am too intimidated to ask lol)

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Reblog if you want people (anon or off anon) to ask questions about your f/os

I will try to ask anyone that reblogs. Please practice reblog karma on this post :3

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i was watching my memory game video last night and we got some really silly audio that i originally didn’t notice!! hehe take a listen.

“my babies” ToT

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i need to hear my romantic/queerplatonic monster f/o’s to purr while they lay on me/i lay on them…

hopefully they don’t mind me if i purr too 0//-//0

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hugging my children would do me so good right now…

teeter-tauter…

i want to let them know i’m okay in case i scared them.

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i love auglurrr

why can’t the monsters be real?? like i would hug them and love them forever :P

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