misfit.

(closed rp only)

[alexeivolkov]

Went on a date off of the tinder and well I should try the 90 day fiancé

I am a perfect Russian bride

[devdoesitall]

You didn't let me put clear mascara on you this is why they won't text back

[devdoesitall]

Hey. It's fucking cold.

[alexeivolkov]

@devdoesitall

No twink

Still safe

[alexeivolkov]

Make me beautiful

Make me look like beautiful Russian model

[devdoesitall]

[alexeivolkov]

@devdoesitall

No twink

Still safe

[alexeivolkov]

I let you cut my eyebrows!

🥲

[devdoesitall]

You will? 🤩

[alexeivolkov]

@devdoesitall

No twink

Still safe

[devdoesitall]

What if I hit you with a door

[alexeivolkov]

I do my job and this is what I get

[devdoesitall]

"do your job" debatable. Poor Pearce.

[alexeivolkov]

@devdoesitall

No twink

Still safe

[devdoesitall]

What if I hit you with a door

[alexeivolkov]

Security job with demons all over????

Was not in job description

[devdoesitall]

Weak

[devdoesitall]

Ruined his career again tonight

[finnsdaddy]

coming back to join men's wargames just so i can fight punk in front of a crowd

[devdoesitall]

Can I do your hair

[devdoesitall]

God forbid a girl have hobbies