✧ GROUNDHOG DAY SENTENCE PROMPTS !
* CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED
❝ There will be blue skies, my friend. ❞
❝ If not tomorrow, perhaps the day after. ❞
❝ If I could, I’d will these clouds away, my love. ❞
❝ Oh, I’m no good at science. ❞
❝ What’s not to like in a quaint little place like this? ❞
❝ I’m sure there was a pack of Xanax in this jacket! ❞
❝ There’s nothing more depressing than Small Town, USA. ❞
❝ I admire their balls. ❞
❝ When I’m done, gonna call up _____ and tell them I’m through with this crap! ❞
❝ They all told me he would be an asshole. And he is. ❞
❝ I predict your unemployment. ❞
❝ Suck my balls, I’m out! ❞
❝ I’m still sleeping and this, I’m just dreaming it. ❞
❝ I just need a moment, I just need a rest. ❞
❝ I think he might be mentally ill. ❞
❝ It feels like I’m trapped in a loop. ❞
❝ I don’t even know if I believe what I’m saying. ❞
❝ I don’t have a freaking clue what I’m doing. ❞
❝ We must exorcise your demons! ❞
❝ I wake up hungover, I go to bed smashed. ❞
❝ Nobody cares what I’m talking about. ❞
❝ Oh shit, I just threw up in my mouth. ❞
❝ I was born in this town and I’m gonna die here too. ❞
❝ I sometimes try to clean the mess I make from my mistakes. ❞
❝ I wake up each morning to the same damn day. ❞
❝ I got no voice, I got no vote, I got no way to change a god damn thing. ❞
❝ Nobody cares if I’m alive. ❞
❝ I can do whatever I want! ❞
❝ I was taught to be pretty and precious. ❞
❝ Jesus, it’s pretty confusing. ❞
❝ I’m not bitter, it’s just better that I don’t fall for all that romantic bullshit. ❞
❝ Although I don’t mind the thought of being tossed over a shoulder and trotted off to a mansion by some ruggedly handsome man in a fireman helmet and have him just use me for sex. ❞
❝ As I say, it’s a little complex. ❞
❝ Some day, my prince may come. ❞
❝ I’d rather be alone if the only other option is succumb and settle down. ❞
❝ Thanks, but perhaps some other day. ❞
❝ Weird is fine, but not all the time. ❞
❝ ____ years later, it’s still in my head, that if I screw a frog, I will wake in a four poster bed. ❞
❝ There was a day with a girl, I remember it well. ❞
❝ We made love in the sand. ❞
❝We went back to her room and watched Ghostbusters II. ❞
❝ It was way too much pâté. ❞
❝ One day death will come to everyone. ❞
❝ I brought you candies! ❞
❝ Can I get in your panties now? ❞
❝ This is all that there is! ❞
❝ Is it my destiny to be a brief diversion? ❞
❝ I’m not really one for asking. ❞
❝ There’s no point in protesting. ❞
❝ If you look good in tight jeans, that’s what they’ll want you dressed in. ❞
❝ It isn’t easy to break three. ❞
❝ I was put here to be stared at. ❞
❝ I’m pretty good at being pretty. ❞
❝ It’s better to be leered at than not desired at all. ❞
❝ Let your spirit slip away. ❞
❝ There’s no way and there’s no God. ❞
❝I’d done my best and I tried so hard to find my way out of this. ❞
❝ I’m a lot of things, but I’m not a quitter. ❞
❝ Well, actually, you never did tell me why. ❞
❝ I know everything about you. ❞
❝ Sometimes, it’s like I’m stumbling forward. ❞
❝ If I had my time again, I would do it all the same. ❞
❝ Wouldn’t you want to make a couple of changes? ❞
❝ I’ve always dreamt of learning how to dance. ❞
❝ I would punch a lot of men. ❞
❝ I once masturbated seven times. ❞
❝ It’ wasn’t fun, but still, a man my age, it’s nice to know I can. ❞
❝ I would send my unsent letters. ❞
❝ I’ve started seven hundred fights. ❞
❝ If you knew the endless nights that I have wasted. ❞
❝ I would bring joy to other people’s lives. ❞
❝ I daily eat about a dozen donuts and I don’t know why. ❞
❝ I find the thing with these revolving rides; they’re only fun ‘cause you know they’re going to end. ❞
❝ If you knew how deep my shallowness goes, you’d be shocked. ❞
❝ Rest assured, the night will come. ❞
❝ All the power you may hold; you won’t evade her. ❞
❝ Was it really only yesterday? ❞
❝ I know now that I know nothing. ❞
❝ I’m here. And I’m fine. ❞
❝ I’m seeing you for the first time.❞
❝ I thought the only way to better days was through tomorrow. ❞