Today's Document
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@devildompossum
Intro post?
Hi I'm junebug (they/him)
this is my obey me side blog cause I wanted to get back into fanart and fanfic and didn't want to post it on my main lol
Feel free to suggest ideas! No promise I'll get to them tho cause I'm a very slow writer with low motivation ΓΊ.ΓΉ
Fighting for my fucking life GIVE ME THE OUTFITS!!!!!!!
Mummy Barb inspired by one of the new cards for the Halloween event
meow for me, boy
LEVI 1D
- YOUR FAVOURITE OPOSSUM @boozye
Sup, Dani~
One blushy beanpole coming up!
YOOHOOOOOOO IM HELLA LATE BUT HERE HE IS, perfect for barbieβ¨
creds to Sadx3x for suggesting this!!
Overworked Blorbo Battle Round 3 Poll: 9
Vote For Your Favourite Overworked Blorbo!
Lucifer- Obey Me!
Lisa Cuddy- House MD
au where the demon lords are instead revered as local deities. all of them highly respected, except for mammon whoβs scorned as the god of poverty/misfortune. one day, mc (whoβs recently been on a whole string of bad luck) prays to him on a whim (their reasoning being maybe he favours those afflicted w misery). excited to finally have a devotee (no matter that the offering was just an old lotto card) mammon shows up in person to help mc out... and finds himself falling for a human of all things.
(Technically based off this prompt but also technically not? Took the idea of this prompt/the basic outline but didn't really follow the guidelines, i have 32 prompts and i'm finally, slowly making my way through them and ignoring all my wipsπ« π₯²)
Unnamed GN! MC x Mammon
Vacancy
There is a town, through the woods, where a vacancy stands, waiting to be filled. There is a stranger, beyond the town, searching for a purpose, for belonging, for a home. There is a creature in the woods. There is a cat in the library.
Γmind the tagged warningsΓ
Do you think they get homesick? Do you think they get tired of eating their own food over and over again? Do you think they miss cooking being rotated between eight different people? Do you think they miss the variety of food? Do you think they miss sitting on the counter, stealing scraps while someone else cooks? Do you think they miss the impromptu cooking competitions, where they all try to make their own version of the same meal? Do you think they miss cooking with other people, bumping into each other, arguing, talking over each other, having food fights? Do you think they miss being called down to dinner? Do you think they miss the noise during dinner, passing plates between people, participating in three different conversations at once?
Do you think sometimes they accidentally cook enough food for eight people?
spent all day hurriedly trying to figure out this piece for mammon day while working all night.... as mammon would like. surely. anyways! happy mammon day!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS A ONE YEAR OLD CHILD!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
though wouldn't it be amazing if instead of being born a year ago when the brothers turned into demons, the brothers' Little D counterparts were born when each of the brothers were created as an angel? Y'know so that them eventually turning into demons/sins was always meant to be, and considering they had their sins as angels as well, never really fit in as angels and were never fully content with being angels it's not that far fetched...
Ok but Mammon in his demon form, when giving it his all, being too strong for even Beel to hold back for long and too strong for his younger brothers to be able to take down while working together. But Lucifer being able to neutralise him within seconds is....
Obviously, they've mentioned this before but actually seeing it in action is....
Anyway, back on my bullshit: "Mammon could have absolutely taken Goldie back from Levi & MC without hurting either of them and with 0 trouble" and when he said he wouldn't make a pact with just anyone, and that the human he made a pact with would have to be special to him he was being 100% honest. Because in S3 MC met Mammon when he was an angel and obviously made a very big impression on him, and then that lesson confirmed that though they forgot MC, their actions still had consequences and their presence was still remembered so...
He was so hot for this
This is genuinely the sexiest thing he has ever done
Lucifer is such a fucking funny character yeah man Simon is "too protective of Luke" when your go to response to someone suggesting your brothers are at fault for something is just nuh uh
Me: Mammon would NEVER do that
Me: oh......mammon really would never do that
MC's losing their magic? Mammon's Greed is turned up unusually high (never before seen high) it's started taking over his actual personality? Anyway watch this end with them making a pact
honestly tho om lucifer is such a comfort character
you know mammon's my all time all around favourite no contest but like
lucifer just hits different
he's so tired and he's so overworked and he loves his family so much it makes me sick he's willing to kill and die for them at any chance he made the misfits of the celestial realm is family despite being the perfect example of an angel himself he thinks his brothers are adorable he just wants them to have one quiet day
he's such a bastard he's arrogant and prideful and he'll willing to meow like a little kitty cat because his boybestfriend is sad
he's got daddy issues he's terrified he's traumatised his greatest fear is his father he spent years fighting a pointless war and never questioned his father about whether they ever even tried to find a way to end the war without just mindlessly trying to kill people who really aren't that different from them for a reason no one knows he's willing to be given piggyback rides by another high profile man in a public area
he's a dog person he's weak to puppy dog eyes from everyone he cares about he's constantly done with Mephisto's shit he gets jealous because one of his friends complimented their mutual friend's cookies
he's willing to villainize himself in the eyes of his family to keep them safe he's sadistic his first response to being cornered and scared is to kill anyone who's making him feel that way his love language with his brothers is being a little shit to them he's somehow connected to/the starting point of all the issues/trauma his brothers have he has empty nest syndrome even though all his brothers live at home he hasn't realised the extent to which his actions and words have fucked up his brothers and is constantly surprised and devastated by it when he realises
he has a son he pretends is his brother whom he only ever canonically acknowledged as his son twice which led to huge blowout fights one of his younger brothers bullies him into going to the pub with them once a week his son runs a club with his youngest brother dedicated solely to making his life miserable
he's sadistic he genuinely enjoys seeing people suffer he's so polite he'll allow himself to be poisoned by food he knows is bad he bought dinner for a whole restaurant because it was the owner's birthday he wore a silly outfit and worked at a themed restaurant as a favour for a friend he gets visibly more aroused when he's ordered around he insults his brothers but gets upset whenever an outsider does the same
he loves his human so much and he's so annoyed at them he's so frustrated with them he's so angry at them and he's so worried about them so protective of them so incredibly proud of them he has tried to kill them many many times
he's a boderline alcoholic he's immortal he's greying he gets migraines he forgets to eat and he sleeps at his desk he does the mom thing and orders takeout for his children when he goes out to eat without them he likes dad jokes his greatest wish is to visit a factory he likes good socks he's a grumpy old man
he's over 10 million years old he's an eldritch horror he's the personification of the sin of pride he needs glasses to read his childhood friend? ex-boyfriend? kind-of-brother? old coworker? brother in arms? calls him luci
he's a naggy paranoid perfectionist he removed the entire bathroom because one of his brothers forgot to clean it he had to literally be kidnapped to send him on a vacation he ripped out multiple sets of his own wings he doesn't like being seen shirtless he lectured jason voorhees about him not killing efficiently enough
he's a respected and recognised drag queen he believes love is love he's canonically so beautiful but no one ever makes a move on him because the whole realm thinks he's in a committed long term relationship he refuses to believe his best friend is in love with him despite multiple people saying so
he's the type of person you want to please the type of person you want to make proud the type of person you want on your side because you know no matter what he'll always have your back you're safe that as long as he's there everything will be okay the type of person you want to be held by while everything is falling down around you
he's even queer
tbh he could like wiggle out of that
