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@devilishkouhai
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I'm a little caught up in an RP group I am in - due to the plot going on, but I am coming back to respond soon. Also, holidays, lol.
Of course he knew and knew there was no way to change it. It was better not to gripe, moan and complain about it. Sarcasm dealt with it and he left it alone after that. No use complaining about how bad his luck was on these sorts of situations.
He was used to getting the short end of the stick.
"Alright, I'll cook you something." It wouldn't be anything too special. If he recalled right, the last time he looked in Chaldea's stocks was earlier that morning and there were fried rice ingredients in there. "Very lucky."
Lancer gently pat BB on the head a little, a smile on his face. Yeah, sure, she'd come to annoy him and now he was going to make her food. But he didn't see anything wrong with doing that. "I can teach you how to make fried rice if ya want, in case you ever feel like surprising your Senpai with a meal. But no pressure on sayin' yes to that."
Either way, he would head towards the kitchen and start the preparations to cook the fried rice, humming a little to himself as he did so.
Interestingly, her weakness is head pats. She is a Sakura at heart, after all, however, getting a head pat by someone you think is beneath you. Sits strange in her chest, and BB looks at Lancer with a grumbly face as if she were going to unleash horrors out from beneath him and eat him up - but he promised to feed her. So at most, he gets the sense of some arbitrary horrors staring him down as he walks away. If he turns back, it's just BB smiling at him casually...
❝What?❞ Nothing, nothing was wrong, and she starts skipping along behind him following him to the kitchen, ❝You don't think BB-chan knows how to cook~♡? She is a Sakura face after all!❞
Well to be fair, she does play up the gag of not being able to cook a few times in CCC, but SAKURA can Cook, because she does in the manga.... Except, maybe BB just got rid of that data who knows -
❝What kind of fried rice? Are we making Shrimp Fried that Rice?❞ She asks out loud, but really, she is wondering what Senpai likes.
{💘} "I know that Arjuna Berserker form ate most the Indian gods including his brothers too. That pretty hardcore if you ask me, I say we should take couple notes from him." Though Caren doesn't eat gods, she like changing her classes for fun like last time.
"So if you eat Arjuna Berserker, would you also consume gods or just him? I say you should try it when you see him." Oh no she trying to egg on people once again.
The AI's face scrunches a bit at the thought of eating Arjuna and consuming all those Gods. Rather than feeling egged on - BB just takes her questions literally and answers Caren logically, ❝BB has to consider a few factors when consuming data like that. For one... Arjuna in his Berserker form actually consumed Gods. Where as BB and her authorities came from copies that the Moon Cell recreated. The only god I directly consumed had been Pele, and that was more than enough... The other issue is the fact that consuming Gods from other Pantheons will give her an upset stomach - you know? Pantheons don't exactly mix well and often just get subverted into similar Gods that they stand for... BB is fine consuming on Greek ones; they are most compatible with BB anyway. ❞
⋗⋗ not me, opening the cooking game so i can figure out what lancer's going to cook for bb.
Better be good!
☀ : "Correction! There has been a peace treaty in effect until now! One that someone has broken that comment."
Jeez. Really this is one headache she rather not. Even the emperor was more bearable than.. "Don't you have some scheme to enact you're planning so extensively in the background..? Maybe taking master back to Hawaii? Or is it Dubai this time?"
❝Ehh, you know about Dubai? We don't talk about Dubai, not yet; shh shh, Foxy Vixen, don't give people spoilers!❞ BB seems to be smirking and chiding the other playfully, ❝Anyway!! If there was a peace treaty in effect, BB would have totally known about it, BUTT!! Seeing as BB-chan knows nothing about it, that means it never existed in the first place! Too bad, so sad, try again~~♡!❞
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❝Euck, BB thought it was too good to be true. Of course, you'd end up showing up eventually.❞
"Of course they don't." He'd already come to terms with the fact that no one cared about him. Not even the Master, even though he was kept around for some reason. That was probably why he hadn't been returned to the Throne of Heroes yet. The strange reasoning that the Master had to keep him around.
What it was? Fuck if he knew.
Although she was really meaning to get under his skin, things like this had stopped bothering him a long time ago. Sarcasm and annoyance at him being last pick for anything aside, he was pretty much understanding of his position.
Worthless, useless, a Servant that should've never answered the call.
E-Rank Luck loser, worst Servant, not worth what had been used to summon him forth.
"Yeah, I know." A wave of his hand, dismissing that. He knew already. Knew that he wasn't wanted nor needed but allowed to remain. Out of pity or just because it was funny to watch him suffer. "I've heard it a million times. I'm gonna get something to eat and figured to get you something too. Even if I'm a worthless servant, I know how to cook well enough."
He'd always been on his own, after all, for a good amount of his youth until he got married. It wasn't too farfetched to believe he could cook.
"Unless you have a problem with that. I'll just make you a sandwich or toss you a microwave meal to make yourself if that's the case."
❝Eh, you do, you do?❞ Know, that is, and just like that - Lancer easily tides along the conversation and moves on to another subject. Regarding food, ❝What? What? Cook for me!! Cook for BB~☆!❞
No sense in disputing or beating a dead horse, but, BB was also someone who hated the sort of people who let themselves get eaten up by such negativity. Pathetically bending over backwards and letting themselves get torn apart - at least Lancer wasn't Robin Hood? Right? At least he wouldn't grumble and pull out a smoke, talking about how much he hates being treated like shit and get personally upset about how bad his life is.
WHILE DOING NOTHING ABOUT IT.
No. Lancer accepts it for what it is - what a trooper!
❝Feed BB, feed BB~~~☆!!! Aren't you so lucky? You get to have BB's attention today!❞ BB can understand why Medb loves "bullying" him and having him around.
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Hello, just a little chitty chat. ִֶָ☾. ۶ৎ࣪ ₊˚
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀Currently, I am working on a carrd for this account that details information, so it's better than Google Docs. It looks like that is the normal here. I don't plan on doing any work for her Tumblr page, fuck that noise, 0 interest in coding anymore. I am just here for roleplay. I'll make it look not so annoying/obnoxious pink, though.
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⋆˙⟡ Regarding different BB's: ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⇢ BBTHOTEP is no more but BB retains her powers and can switch her spirit origin to BB! Pele, please see Moon Sault Operation. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⇢ BB!Dubai is separate from BB!Cosmos, but I also treat those two separately from when I roleplay regular BB who is 4★ or BB!pele 5★. I will never roleplay BB!Dubai or BB!Cosmos, but I may use their icons for expressions. I will roleplay them on request. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⇢ TRUE BB is also only on request. TRUE BB is Hakuno's Original BB and Extra Verse BB. Unaffiliated with FGO. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⋆˙⟡ Regarding BB's Senpais: ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⇢ FGO BB every human is Senpai - are you alive? Are you a human? You are senpai now, congrats. There is a Senpai Hierarchy Chart; Ritsu/Guda have the crown. Hakuno, of course, has the Throne. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⇢ CROSS-OVERS; I usually just make the Main Characters (So P5R its Akira, P3P its Minato/ko, MHA its Deku, etc) or whoever I rp with Senpai. Enjoy your new Kouhai. In the event you do not want this, please specify before interacting or all hell will break loose lmao. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⋆˙⟡ Regarding Verses: ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⇢ I canon default to FGO. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⇢ I love OC's don't be shy! ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⇢ Beast verse: BB being III/L in a similar way that Eresh changes in OC3 due to very unfortunate circumstances; this can only happen in cross-over universes. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⇢ CROSS-OVERS; congrats, your Moon is Haunted. What does that mean? Ask for more details or don't, and figure it out ICLY. Good luck. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⇢ SPECIAL VERSE/CROSS-OVERS; my second main verse is BB from a roleplay group she is in. The basis of it is that she is going around trying to find her versions of the characters from that roleplay group. The one I roleplay her at currently. She has been there for over half a year and promised everyone ICLY who she loved there, that she is THERE BB, and will search for them if they are all separated. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ In this AU, BB is trying to find them all individually and take them for herself again. She wants to create her own universe with them. Additionally, BB has her own Moon Cell that is EXTREMELY different and is stuck permanently in Void Space. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ As for WHO BB is looking for, I will keep it a secret, but I will list here what canons are fundamental to her :') Let me know if you want this roleplay because I promise I'll make it fun for you. You will notice this version of BB is a bit more emotionally prone and does not care about FGO or Chaldea anymore.
(Caren) "Even with all the data in the world, your senpai was taken by Charlemagne."
"Which, Senpai, you need to be more specific. BB has like a million."
"You seem a bit too enthusiastic." he replied with a worm out smile. "..but the point is I've tried and failed to protect people, over and over."
It's exhausting... oh so very exhausting
"Okay and ~ ♡? Keep doing your job, you sound pathetic." That's her quick and simple answer, no one knows humanity best as she does. They are pointless, exhausting, and logically speaking, should die - but also, she loves humanity and understands better than anyone that they deserve to live, "Sounds like a personal problem, anyway."
Standing up straighter now, watching as her face flushed and her attitude towards him shift, Lancer hummed lightly to himself as he listened to why she was here. Hit the nail on the head, bored out of her fucking mind so she was fucking with him.
"I'm so thrilled." The sarcasm was heavy. Last resort, like always. BB wasn't at fault for it, though, so the sarcasm wasn't fully directed at her. Only a little was.
"I'm gonna be real with you. I'm boring when I'm not doing anything. You'd be more bored than anything. So, you kind of picked the wrong person to annoy unless you were hungry."
Last Restort, even worse. Lancer was just the only one in her sights to bother, so, bother him she is, and she knows how it makes him feel. After all, it's the running Fate Gag, and, he is the man where the E Luck Lancer jokes came from, "Don't be such a baby about it, just because no one gives a hecky about you. Lame ass... Ugh, men are so moody."
His personality doesn't bother her, and if anything, BB goes along with it. The dialect of others never seems to gnaw on her nerves. BB is very hard to get under her skin, and considering Robin is always shitting on her. It's effortless to have the sort of rough bickering relationship you would have with people you hate or count as your enemy, with someone like her.
Considering she is everyone's final boss after all.
"Anyway, what?" BB laughs, out loud. Darkly even, "You think you're even data worth consuming. Imagine? What a joke, a trash 3 star servant like you is better off being turned into a mana cube."
"I'm not Gilgamesh." Blunt, to the point. The Golden King lazed about more than Lancer would ever. "Not that the lazybones does anything besides be a pompous ass anyway."
Oh. She was fucking with him. Sighing lightly, leaning over towards her, he gently poked her forehead once more. If she was screwing with him, he could do it right back.
"Oh no, poking a forehead is considered sexual harassment. Whatever will I dooooo?" Clearly knew how to roll with the punches. "Let me guess. Bored out of your damn mind?"
Not Gilgamesh? Who would ever want to be Gilgamesh, that passing thought aside. BB gives him a grumbling look, arms crossed now as he continues talking. A beat... Then -
OH. Yeah.
Poked in the forehead, BB keeps trying to move further and further away from this dangerous man. It wasn't that BB forgot he's that type of person(as dangerous as Emiya Archer TM); it's more that her logic didn't account for these potential circumstances. So, her face is a bit flushed and she gets annoyed at him immediately. Her voice becoming harsh and her attitude colder, "Shut up, idiot. Yeah, BB is bored; she can't find Senpai anywhere or even Matcha. So instead, she is here gracing you with her presence; you should count yourself lucky, you know~★?"
{💘} "Are you sure that okay?" Caren tilted her head slightly when looking at BB before placing her hand over her own chest. "I mean...you got so bigger you needed another version of yourself this summer. I worry about you and your health. I mean you are virus but you prove that even virus can added on some."
"That's just my different Saint Graph," Unless Nasu changed that considering she changes her spirit Origin into Pele in several events... I will kill him myself, personally not BB, SHEEP, "You're not wrong..."
She retorts, considering BB, when confronted with logic, can easily drop any emotions and focus on the subject at hand, "That said, BB has quite a lot of room to work with at this time." She does not, "Making it possible to consume more data.... Another God or ... Two? Hm... Sounds like fun if you ask me."
{💘} "Not you."
*BITES*
