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Not today Justin

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@deviloflove
Which starter will you choose?
Commission for syusaki@DA!
me going to the store
Anime cliches I miss because they don’t really do them any more
The sweatdrop
Liberal use of the V sign, even in situations that did not call for it and does not require a camera to be present.
Falling over because someone said or did something so incredibly stupid it made you lose all strength and will to live.
When they do the anime face thing
Making characters squishy
the dignity laugh
theres a special place in my heart for the dignity laugh
This is the first 100% pure and good post I’ve seen on this hellsite in years
when u want to spill the t but ur soft
“Just because I’m God doesn’t mean I can control my wife.”
Me (playing as a succubus)
ROCK ON
Beans and Onis
why is this so funny?
help??
IM GONNA GO TO BED but if anyone wants to send more things ur more then welcome to, i am sorry if i cant answer everyone since a lot of them are relatively the same comments and most ive tried to answer publicly but BEDDIE BYE FOR ME
Slice of life comic series ‘I miss you, mom’ is updated!
Read more: https://t.co/HlzYb1uOhr
* Updates on every Tuesday/ Friday! Please enjoy! :D
"What? Sorry, I was looking at Bad Dragon, would you say the demon cleric is /thicker/ or /longer/?"
-our tiefling warlock, in the middle of a confrontation with a fairly important boss
story time.
the look in your eyes is what gets me.
“so i return to my body.. from the other plane of existence.. in which i scream”
DEAD
“Story time.
I have this one white friend.
And - [mocking] I have this one white friend, I’m not racist. And like - where was I even going with this? [laughs] She’s not even my friend, she’s just someone I know. Okay, whatever, ‘kay, so this one white person that I know - [under breath] (I know a lot, my entire town is white.) Anyway, um, one day, she comes up to me, and she’s like,
“Jenny, what are you?” and, you know, that’s like white person talk for like, [sarcastic mocking] “what FUCKING country do you come from? Like obviously you’re not from here.” And I’m like, “um, I’m Chinese.”
And she’s like “What? You’re Chinese?”
And I’m like, “Yeah, I don’t know why that’s so much of a surprise.”
And she’s like “Well, I thought you said you were Asian.”
And - [deep breath] [pause] there was a moment, a good minute and a half, where I left my body and ascended onto another plane, and I screamed into the abyss of that plane [pause] because she did not know that Asian and Chinese are… I, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t even… you know, whatever.
So, return to my body, from the [pause] other plane of existence in which I scream. A lot. And I tell her: “You know, China, China, you see, the country that I’m from, is a part of Asia.”
And she’s like, “Where’s Asia?”
[whispers] She asked me. Where Asia is.
And I say, “Well, Asia consists of, you know..” and I list the different Asian countries and she’s like “Whaat?”
And I’m like [sarcastically] it’s, it’s this thing, you know, that you learn about in like third grade geography. It’s a continent! And she’s like “A continent?”
And I’m like “Yes.”
And she goes, “so it’s not a country?”
I’m like, “No.”
And she’s like “What’s the difference?”
And I’m like [deep breath] “America, you see, has like North, Central, South, so like, take somewhere from Canada; they are North American but they’re also Canadian…”
And she’s like “I don’t understand.”
And I’m like “It’s okay, just know that I am both Asian AND Chinese” and you know what, she is still confused to this day, and I [pause] am still on the other plane of existence, screaming, as I tell this story to you. So you can come join me, on the separate plane of existence.”
I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS SHIT BECAUSE IT IS TOO REAL, TOO TRUE.
I’m actually crying
I get this shit too. I introduced myself to someone freshman year and said “hey, I’m Steven” and she asked “okay, but what’s your real name?” and my mind was just ohhhhh boy.