BE BOLD ! BE BRAVE ! BE COURAGEOUS !
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@devilveined-blog
BE BOLD ! BE BRAVE ! BE COURAGEOUS !
BE BOLD ! BE BRAVE ! BE COURAGEOUS !
WOOHOO, my laptop works again!
i guess i can't use my laptop at all. it's out of commission atm.
hiya, my parents and i are heading off to the north tomorrow ( feb 18th ), && while i take my smart devices & laptop with me, I CAN’T GUARANTEE i have an internet access 24/7. ok, that’s all ———— carry on!
CLICK THE ♥ FOR a small starter!! also, the fact that you can ride a fucking mountain buck in botw is super cool.
CLICK THE ♥ FOR a small starter!! also, the fact that you can ride a fucking mountain buck in botw is super cool.
SEND MY MUSE A SHITTY PICKUP LINE
"FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY"
ARDENT GOLD OF his eyes gleam to the IRONY of that statement. only HE would be brimful of such venom / spite toward ALL! the devil incarnate knows ((( all too well ))) he has a POISON TONGUE, rotten heart, BLOODSTAINED crown! ❛ you just told yourself ❝ fuck you ❞ ————— ❜ a cruel twist of his lips. let that sink in! ❛ moron. ❜
VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS /// accepting!
eh, i guess you can go follow my link if you wanna? he’s over @valorborne
* — — VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES! ’ ‘ can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!! ’ ‘ go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick ’ ‘ you better stop! biTCH STOP ’ ‘ do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on ’ ‘ what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’ ‘ it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party ’ ‘ anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce? ’ ‘ I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH ’ ‘ BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT ’ ‘ and they were roommates! ’ ‘ oh my god, they were roommates ’ ‘ oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife ’ ‘ this bitch empty YEET!!!! ’ ‘ WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE ’ ‘ THEY ARE MY CROCS ’ ‘ bitch disgusting ’ ‘ yeaaah. yeAAAAAH. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU! ’ ‘ i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it. ’ ‘ ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this ’ ‘ aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant! ’ ‘ what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker ’ ‘ give me my hat back, jordan! ’ ‘ do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!? ’ ‘ i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?! ’ ‘ look at all those chickens ’ ‘ i smell like beef ’ ‘ i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room ’ ‘ actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids. ’ ‘ is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book ’ ‘ mom, i’m peein on myself ’ ‘ sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch ’ ‘ honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then ’ ‘ I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH! ’ ‘ just shut up and die slowly, okay? ’ ‘ two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay! ’ ‘ mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick! ’ ‘ i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO ’ ‘ you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened ’ ‘ if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand ’ ‘ i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES ’ ‘ waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read ’ ‘ whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE ’ ‘ oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT ’ ‘ is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!! ’ ‘ yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon ’ ‘ it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH ’ ‘ there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child! ’ ‘ get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado ’ ‘ *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin ’ ‘ hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow ’ ‘ babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you ’ ‘ todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP. ’ ‘ whAT’S UP FUCKERS ’ ‘ FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY ’ ‘ he needs some milk! ’ ‘ you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie ’ ‘ yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY ’ ‘ oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up! ’ ‘ hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside ’ ‘ honey, you got a big storm comin ’ ‘ i wanna fucking DIE ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does ’ ‘ the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming ’ ‘ you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck! ’ ‘ do you ever shut the fuck up? ’
FUN FACT: i saved an url for link before i made ganon. i should PROBABLY work on that blog for real too tho??
Summoned to Another World Starters
From those who were summoned, to those who did the summoning, and the people in between. Great for cross overs or AUs! Feel free to adjust things as needed to fit your character’s voice.
“Where… Am I?”
“And I dreaming?”
“This is a different world… Right?”
“Looks like I’m not in Kansas any more…”
“I don’t know where I am! One moment i was at ( location ) and then the next thing I know I’m here! What is going on?!”
“But what about my friends, my family my home?!”
“I want to go back! Send me home!”
“I’m not a hero.”
“This place has nothing to do with me.”
“Is that magic?! Real magic?!”
“Is this even edible…?”
“I don’t think you’re supposed to eat that.”
“I’ve never touched a weapon in my life!”
“I’m just an ordinary person…”
“Thank you! For you help that is… I’d be lost with out it.”
“Excuse me, can you tell me how far is it to ( city/country name )?”
“Wait… You mean there’s no cars? No planes? No trains?! No television?! How do you people live?!”
“It worked! It finally worked!”
“Please save us brave heroes!”
“Well… That wasn’t supposed to happen…”
“Welcome traveller to the world of ( name here )!”
“I’m sure you’re taken aback by your circumstances, but time is short here! We need your help!”
“We summoned you here using magic to save our race! Once you’ve defeated the Demon King you can return to your original world.”
“Your home is here with us now.”
“If you’re not a hero then what are you!?”
“What do you mean you won’t help us?!”
“If my fault you’re here, so I’ll help you out until I can get you home.”
“I’ll do everything I can to get you back home, I promise!”
“We’ll teach you everything you need to know.”
“Are you alright?”
“You’re not from around here are you.”
“Your clothes are awfully odd…”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got your back.”
“Hmmmm, it seems like you hiding a pretty big secret but… That’s fine isn’t it? Everyone has things they don’t want to talk about.”
“how about this! You tell me about where you’re from, and I’ll teach you about living here. It’s a fair exchange right?”
“You’re from another world?!”
“Can you tell me what it’s like? Your homeland.”
“Here, use this to protect yourself.”
okay, so. smash the ♥ for plotting!
hiya, i’m susanne && i’m as slow as a snail xoxo.
rp sentence starters - 5 w’s
WHO?
“ Who are you? “
“ Who are you really? “
“ Who was that? “
“ Who’s there? “
“ Who am I? “
“ Who cares? “
“ Who knows? “
WHAT?
“ What’s going on? “
“ What are you? “
“ What just happened? “
“ What do we do now? “
“ What are you doing here? “
“ What do you know about me? “
“ What do you know about them? “
“ What the hell? “
“ What happened to you? “
“ What happened to us? “
WHEN?
“ When did this happen? “
“ When did you get that bruise? “
“ When did all of this start? “
“ When are you going to start telling the truth? “
“ When did you first start lying to me? “
“ When can I see you again? “
“ When’s dinner? “
“ When are we gonna get there? “
WHERE?
“ Where am I? “
“ Where are we? “
“ Where are we going? “
“ Where are you going? “
“ Where have you been all this time? “
“ Where have I been? Uh… See… I can explain… “
“ Where were you when I needed you? “
WHY?
“ Why did you do that? “
“ Why are we doing this again? “
“ Why are you doing this? “
“ Why did you hit me? “
“ Why did you kill them? “
“ Why do you hate me? “
“ Why do you love me? “
“ Why don’t we ever talk anymore? “
“ Why do I love you? “
“ Why did you do something so stupid? “
“ Why are you up so late? “
it’s p l a i n to see EVIL inside of me is on the rise