THE TEXAS CHAINSAW SERIES sentence starters !
this was made using dialogue from the first six movies. trigger warning for mentions of violence, murder, animal death, gore, drug usage, incest , ableist and misogynistic language, nsfw themes, and everyone just generally being assholes. feel free to edit these as you please.
“ i heard you, but it don’t mean much. ”
“ you’re so dead you don’t even know it. ”
“ what kinda sick shit is this? ”
“ i promise you, you and i are gonna have some fun. ”
“ what if i were to turn you loose, what would you give me? ”
“ don’t call me darling, dammit. ”
“ that was for your own good. ”
“ do you think all i wanna do is kill you? ”
“ i’m starting to think you like wasting my time. ”
“ if that’s what you want, it’s up to you. ”
“ i wonder whose tongue this is? ”
“ what are you doing to yourself? ”
“ today i’m gonna use my tongue in ways the lord never intended. ”
“ you’re just trying to scare me into leaving. ”
“ they take the head and they boil it, except for the tongue. ”
“ how mad at me are you? ”
“ you don’t need to be walking these roads alone at night. you should get in. ”
“ stop, you’re scaring me. ”
“ no talking until after i say grace, asshole. ”
“ i’m gonna ask you nicely one more time. ”
“ yeah, you gotta watch it getting into cars with strangers these days. ”
“ people shouldn’t kill animals for food. ”
“ you have to get out of here. ”
“ oh my god, i’m way too stoned for this. ”
“ it’s easier to resist at the beginning than the end. ”
“ man, it’s hot in here. ”
“ please stop your damn bellyaching. ”
“ you’re gonna get killed doing that. ”
“ you don’t know what the hell you’re doing. ”
“ i think you’re chasing the wrong tail, buddy. ”
“ i’ve got a perfect willingness to die. ”
“ you stay away from me, you fucking animal! ”
“ there’s more work to be done, lets get it over with. ”
“ you know why i'm here. ”
“ get your sweet little ass back in the dirt until i say otherwise. ”
“ look at me, i’m not a dope smuggler. ”
“ you can’t get cancer from not having sex. ”
“ i hate when this happens. ”
“ guess i’m falling apart on you, honey. ”
“ do you fuck all of your cousins or just the ones you find attractive? ”
“ that was beautiful form. ”
“ son of a bitch smells just like a slaughterhouse. ”
“ the only thing you’re gonna catch in this water is disease. ”
“ oh, he’s weird looking. ”
“ what’re the chances of a brainless bitch like you knowing how to use that thing, huh? ”
“ it’s too much, i’m gonna be sick. ”
“ where you headed, man? ”
“ are you ashamed of your country? ”
“ what are you afraid of, that they might try to fuck you? ”
“ hell’s exactly what they raised. ”
“ there’s roadkill all over texas. ”
“ fine, i lied, but it’s not my fault they were stupid enough to believe it. ”
“ i guess that’s what brains look like. kind of like lasagna. ”
“ keep your voice down. ”
“ what you do is your own business. ”
“ well, first i’m gonna kill you. it ain’t no fucking biggie. ”
“ your little ass is gonna be in big trouble. ”
“ how’d you get stuck way out here? ”
“ are you afraid of a little blood? ”
“ you beautiful bastard, you. ”
“ i just thought of something so cool, what if we got into a wreck, and we crashed into the car in front of us and we all died. they could write a song about it. ”
“ they live off fear, they thrive on it. ”
“ you wouldn’t lie to me, would you? ”
“ well lookie here, we’ve got ourselves a killer. ”
“ you’ve never had a date in your life you’re so ugly. ”
“ how often do girls blow their heads off in this shit hole town? ”
“ that was so not cool. ”
“ i have a question for you. ”
“ you’re not scared, you don’t know shit about being scared. not yet. ”
“ you better rocket, cowboy. ”
“ promise you won’t hurt me. ”
“ on a list of bad ideas, that one is way up there. ”
“ i’m sorry, but we’re all gonna die. ”
“ you just keep sweet talking me, dumpling. ”
“ you think i give a god damn what happens to you? ”
“ you can’t do it alone. ”
“ put down the weapon, don’t be stupid. ”
“ there could be dead people buried all around us and we would never know. ”
“ you really think you’re something in that outfit, don’t you? ”
“ there comes a time when every boy becomes a man. ”
“ come on and take a sip, you gotta have something to build up your strength. ”
“ i’ve got a mind to slit your damn throat. ”
“ i like that skin of yours. ”
“ after the glory, here comes the shame. ”
“ the old way, with the sledgehammer, see that was better, they died better that way. ”
“ that’s it. don’t call me dumb. ”
“ i’ll tuck you in special every night. ”
“ this is bullshit, i have rights. ”
“ quiet! you act like a pack of hounds. ”
“ how are you an expert on the dumbest shit? ”
“ you figure it out, it’s your life. welcome to the real world. ”
“ i don’t want to fight anymore. ”
“ what if they’re a murderer and they want us to follow them? ”
“ ladies love a man in uniform. ”
“ you got one choice, sex or the saw? ”
“ i oughta blow your fucking brains out right now. ”
“ get back in there! get your ass back in there. ”
“ you think this is a party? ”
“ i’ve never seen anybody die before. ”
“ basically if you're buried right your skin turns into poison crisco. ”
“ i think you have a beautiful voice. ”
“ please, you can make them stop. ”
“ you blasphemous bitch! ”
“ he’s a really bad man. ”
“ what's it gonna be, you gonna be the motherfucker who eats, or are you gonna be the poor sorry motherfucker who gets ate? “
“ this is your lucky day. ”
“ how about giving me a hand, asshole? ”
“ i just wanna go home, okay? ”
“ turned traitor for a piece of tail. ”
“ i had to do it. i used you. ”
“ can you believe we didn’t know each other yesterday? ”
“ you shut your cock sucker, you son of a bitch. ”
“ you’re a lot tougher than i thought. ”
“ i told you, i’m a bitch. ”
“ are there people in those bags? ”
“ if you get too hot, you can always take your clothes off. ”
“ you’re gonna get in my way. ”
“ i’m sorry, sweetie, i got a big mouth. ”
“ you expect me to do this by myself? ”
“ you can’t make me go back there. ”
“ i ain’t finished with you yet. ”
“ you just figure out how to do it and do it. ”
“ they just get dumber and dumber, don’t they? ”
“ i should have listened to my old man and went into real estate. ”
“ please, don’t let them kill me. ”
“ what the fuck is wrong with you people? ”
“ get that thing off my cutting board. ”
“ i ain’t got no fear left. ”
“ you’re embarrassing me in front of company. ”
“ i always get yanked into this shit. ”
“ shut up, you bitch hog. ”
“ okay, could you relax, because you’re not helping. ”
“ you brought this all on yourself. ”
“ try to speak plain, it saves time. “
“ i really wish you would call me ____. ”
“ do i have to do every damn thing around here? ”
“ how bad is it? i can’t feel it. ”
“ do you mean talk or dance around the real subject with chit-chat? ”
“ you don’t understand nothing. ”
“ we’re on our own now. ”
“ excuse me, you mind getting the fuck out of my way? ”
“ we’re not even having fun yet. ”
“ could be worse, at least we’re not as bad off as those people in the body pit. ”
“ i just can’t take no pleasure in killing. ”
“ you’re all gonna pay for your sins. especially you. ”
“ i believe you, i might be the only believer you’ve got. ”
“ just some things you gotta do. don’t mean you gotta like it. ”
“ hard ass, me? maybe a semi hard ass but i’ve got a soft heart. ”
“ i’ll take you back to hell. ”
“ okay, miss priss, cut that out. ”
