The Smell Of The Moonlight Wisteria

16yo Australian (so like an American 19) Hi? If you’re reading this, I don’t know what went so horribly wrong in your life that you have found my darkling warren of the internet, but you are welcome. Anyway, hi, I’m a movie, music, and book, card and board game, muppet, writing both stories and music, and just generally being nice enthusiast, draws and writes for fun, uranic … um. Yea, I’m pretty two dimensional. My dream is to be the victim at the epicentre of a murder mystery. If you read all of this, I don’t know what to feel for you. Pity? Fear? Yep, that’s it, fear. You really need to see a therapist. And, oh yea, he/him with a side of they, I think, I’m pretty sure. Occasionally draws but mainly just regurgitating things I find mildly amusing. Great ambitions and pitiably little follow through are the cornerstones of my personality.

[ryebreadgf]

real yearners miss shit that never even happened

[sawed-on-shotgun]

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

[mrdalliardsgoodmorning]

wow i feel awful maybe listening to a 7+ min long decemberists song will help

[st-xeniaofgethen]

It will

[mrdalliardsgoodmorning]

wow i feel awful maybe listening to a 7+ min long decemberists song will help

[real-language-facts]

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

[probuccalfat]

bela with hector, pluto, and bodri.

[very-strange-indeed]

really scary when people reblog my posts guys i’m not that cool or articulate i promise

[inkshine]

The Hazards of Love is Romeo and Juliet for weird people

[chevrefoille]

Won't Want For Love (Margaret in the Taiga) is an incredibly good song. 'im in the woods looking for my boyfriend because even though im pregnant I am SO horny right now. like im actively getting nauseous but I must keep going through the woods because I need that shapeshifter dick so badly' meanwhile william is wandering around like 'margaretttt? margaret where are you can you hear me?? maragret???' also included: a short list of Things You Can Find in the Woods, such as columbine and mistlethrush and willow boughs (the last of which I doubt would be in a genuine taiga. but who cares) meanwhile this whole thing is a rock song set to a banging guitar riff. genuinely who was doing like the decemberists

[clottedscream]

do i have any textual reason to believe that william bursts from his faun body at the end of the queen’s rebuke and the blood permanently stains his hair red as a visual indicator of his new mortality? no. do i think it’s sick as hell and imagine every time anyways like a little animatic in my head? absolutely

[kitttherich]

And then they just. They just die. Oh my god I need to sit down

[melanch0lyism]

Anyways. 🙄

[lacesmilk]

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

[xantchaslegacy]

[the-lemon-light]

just got woken up from my car ride nap by my dad shoving his phone at me while he drove and going “lemon play the bike song”

he meant apology song by the decemberists. which is, to be fair, about a stolen bike. but now i have to be awake and vibing to the decemberists instead of my nap

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

[arden-in-the-garden]

I had a dream last night that the Decemberists guy put out a new song that was him announcing the band was breaking up, but the song was also his like detailing his future career path, and it was an excruciatingly granular 13.5 minutes of him explaining to us in detail that he was going to become a world renowned marionette maker and like the steps he was going to take to complete this (step 1 was learn to spin flax to make his own cord, step 2 was learn whittling to create his own puppets, step 3 to make his own paints, etc etc. He was going for that vertical slice sort of thing) All the while someone was shouting in the background I DON'T WANNA BREAK UP and WHO'S GOING TO GET MY ACCORDION because apparently there was a custody battle happening for that?? But as it turned out the song was too much of a banger and people wouldn't let them quit and also he had like horrible arthritis in his hands that was preventing him from making the shit so they announced within the week that the band was actually back together and The Marionette Maker's Heart's Desire was like their new #1 hit

[devout-decemberist]

I love working through discographies of trans artists and listening to the voices change.