The Smell Of The Moonlight Wisteria

16yo Australian (so like an American 19) Hi? If you’re reading this, I don’t know what went so horribly wrong in your life that you have found my darkling warren of the internet, but you are welcome. Anyway, hi, I’m a movie, music, and book, card and board game, muppet, writing both stories and music, and just generally being nice enthusiast, draws and writes for fun, uranic … um. Yea, I’m pretty two dimensional. My dream is to be the victim at the epicentre of a murder mystery. If you read all of this, I don’t know what to feel for you. Pity? Fear? Yep, that’s it, fear. You really need to see a therapist. And, oh yea, he/him with a side of they, I think, I’m pretty sure. Occasionally draws but mainly just regurgitating things I find mildly amusing. Great ambitions and pitiably little follow through are the cornerstones of my personality.

[ryebreadgf]

real yearners miss shit that never even happened

[murderville]

GUY MONTGOMERY'S GUY MONT-SPELLING BEE (AU) 03.06 - There's Always Time for Clock Man!

[devout-decemberist]

One of the funniest episodes of anything ever

[murderville]

GUY MONTGOMERY'S GUY MONT-SPELLING BEE (AU) 03.06 - There's Always Time for Clock Man!

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[redstonedust]

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

[sidlingmooselike]

Harry Potter houses are dead to me. Tell me your gelfling clan

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[bethoftheblvd]

The trailer said from the hands that created Coraline and honestly that’s sooo cool to see

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[aetherograph]

More context:

the first osprey is the father, the one that comes later is the mother.

ospreys are not eagles, they're ospreys

ospreys only eat fish, that's why they don't register this starling as possible food

the starling got home safely

the starling was not trying to eat the eggs, it was mostly curious and you can see it trying to hop under the osprey every time the osprey tries to sit down again--this is because the starling is still a baby and has the instinct to get under an adult for warmth, even though it mostly has its feathers. this scares the osprey because that is a Foreign Creature near its eggs.

at the end of the video you can see the ospreys starting to turn the eggs. birds do this so the yolk and/or embryo don't stick to the shell of the egg, which is bad for the egg's health.

ospreys have eyes adapted to seeing beneath the surface of the water!

[carfuckerlynch]

Quite Frankly we do not talk enough abt philomena by the decemberists. FIRST of all just an excellent song. SECOND OF ALL. all about how much the narrator wants to eat pussy like crazy.

[devout-decemberist]

What becomes of men like me? Drifting off, lost at sea…

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

does anybody have the shark tank kratom dog ashes "that's a perky!" screenshot

[importantandunavoidable]

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[infimace-blog]

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

[devout-decemberist]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“oh so only your hyper specific interpretation of this character matters? no one else gets to have theirs?” yes precisely. now go my flock peck them clean for their insolence 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[vetchtibbles]

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry