getting greedy with this private hell

leslie | she/they | 18 | my target audience is me

[very-strange-indeed]

leslie • music lover • sitcom enthusiast

other things i post about: stranger things, various youtubers (most likely bunch of friends and dan and phil), calvin and hobbes, personal posts

[very-strange-indeed]

if i were on love island i would be having every serious conversation while playing ping pong

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doing drugs in an airport just a bad kid smoking newports catch a good high with an old friend watch a sad film with your boyfriend watch the sky turn when the bomb drops hear the world cheer when my heart stops play a board game but we are bored bad we should make love but i’m too sad we should go out but i can’t speak and my heart hurts and my love’s weak put a picture in a square frame did you hear that it’s a damn shame took a picture of a picture and my grandma yeah i miss her and my old friends i don’t miss them and if i saw him i’d still kiss him and i like them like i liked you they don’t love you like i love you they don’t see you like i see you they don’t need you like i need you take a road trip up the east coast in an old car telling dumb jokes get to new york for the sunsets staten island with some old friends go swimming when the world ends under water doing hand stands you smile and i smile and it’s perfect for a while let the air out with a deep sigh hold your hands up saying goodbye let’s live fast and die young live fast and die young

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bro i wanna watch leviticus so bad but there are like no showings in my area

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ok i had my post vacation rest day i’m ready to go back outside now

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see because like i want people to know what i’m thinking at all times but also like i don’t

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sometimes i consider making a side blog where i can be Worse

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i love women #women

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

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saw someone yumeshipping with bear from obsession (2026) which is wild enough on its own but they also tagged their post with “nonsharing yumeshipper”…like that will not be a problem i don’t think

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there is definitely something wrong with me but it’s probably just that i’m evil

[silly-geesei]

what if you were having a BAD DAY at WORK and then your LESBIAN SITUATIONSHIP said NO FIREWORKS DATE let’s keep it CASUAL and then you got invited to a FURRY CONVENTION

[sadomiasochasm]

Don't jerk off in anger

[very-strange-indeed]

bagel with cream cheese…

[cuppydogshane]

you got a fast car

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in the target games aisle resisting the urge to point out every game dan and phil have played to my family who doesn’t care

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unfortunately my need to finish my nightly routine perfectly every single night keeps leading me to be out alone every night in the scariest campsite in the world