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Call me Matt, I'm a Dorito and Mountain Dew Cupcake. I live in an apartment with a few other guys. Ask stuff? Tracking tags: Dewritos-kun, Funfetti-kun / funfetti-cake-kun / Dick cake kun /blueberry cardamon cheesecake kun Ask: Open M!A: Everyone Inverted Inbox: 0 Mun is on Mountain Time (MT)

[dewrito-cupcakekun]

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[dewrito-cupcakekun]

ooc: Hey, figured I owe you guys an official announcement! Due to some personal issues with my health, I'm going on hiatus here. I don't know how long it will last, I don't know if I'll be able to come back but I really hope I can sometime! But right now it doesn't look like an option for me. So this is me signing off indefinitely- Wish you all the best.

[rhubarbpiekun]

Rhu gave a moved smile, glad to hear such strong words from the other. "That's such a strong resolution. I'll gladly support that."  he wasn't sure if he was getting through what he meant to the other, but he was really impressed.  "Promise not to verbally kill you." He sipped his coffee, and thought about what he had prayed for the night before.  "Well..  It's a bit complicated.  I want to be taken more seriously....  and I want back on stage.  Teaching is great, but I'd rather be performing."  his face was red, but he wasn't wavering.  "But yes, I want to be more serious, or taken as such.  Silly right?"

[dewrito-cupcakekun]

Matt blushed faintly, pushing hair out of his face. "... Thanks, I... That means a lot to me." He said, after a moment giving a shy grin. "I'd appreciate the support." He paused, looking at him for a long moment before shaking his head. "It's not silly. If it's what you want, then you should be able to do it." He took another bite of the muffin, swallowing before continuing. "Wanting to be more serious isn't an embarrassing thing."

[rhubarbpiekun]

  Rhu sat in petrified mode, worried he might need to give the man the Heimlich.  When he finally spoke again, he smiled in relief.  "Am I literally going to be the end of you?"  he cringed a bit, still smiling. "Same boat, different folks.  I don't really like hanging with teachers..."  the high from being honest went down a bit and he asked. "Make any good resolutions, some people don't"

[dewrito-cupcakekun]

"God, at this rate probably." He laughed, still a little wheezy. "If you ask questions like that, anyway." He paused after a moment before smiling with a small shrug. "I... Uh. Resolved that I'd be more open. Try to actually get over whatever my damage is and talk to people." He paused. "... What about you?"

[weddingcakeouji-sama-blog]

are you... Sparkling?

Don’t you sparkle? 

.*･｡ﾟ ( ˘ ⌄ ˘ ) .*･｡ﾟ

[dewrito-cupcakekun]

-

I have no idea how to make a cool face, I’d probably just look like an idiot.

And, uh… They’re a type of insect, man. Like flies, but smaller. Also they suck your blood.

[weddingcakeouji-sama-blog]

We don’t need to rush, for your sake I can make an exception! You seem to sparkle in your own way so stop talking so negatively about yourself!

… Unnhhng.. I’m glad I haven’t encounter one. My blood is too delicious for an insect to consume. Ha ha!

[dewrito-cupcakekun]

/DEEP BREATH/

And, ah... As for mosquitoes: They're not so bad. The bites are just super itchy I guess. 

[rhubarbpiekun]

  He laughed at all the name calling, thinking it was hilarious.  "Uh-huh"

Pausing for a bit, when Matt asked why, he flushed a bit, not able to look him directly. "H-hey.. I don't know.  Interested parties wanna know."  when he finally looked back at Matt and all his choking, he was a bit worried.  "Don't die over there, okay?"  He grinned.

[dewrito-cupcakekun]

Matt wheezed again, putting one hand over his mouth and the other to hit his chest; trying to stop the coughing. "Holy shit." He took another swallow of coffee, wincing, "Too much down the wrong tube... Uh, if that doesn't answer your question: No. I... Didn't get a kiss. Didn't really want one I guess, 'cause I was with my roommates."

[avocadosama-blog]

regular!matt: ... You really don't care for kids, huh? Ah. In any case- Happy new year, man.

Well. Kids will be kids I guess. But I don’t like them no. -gives him a brofist- thanks man, happy new year, good too see you’re doing well, I’d love to see you make lots of friends this year

[dewrito-cupcakekun]

/laughs a little, brofisting back/ Guess they’re not for everyone. And… Same to you. I mean, I guess hope you find people you wanna get close to. Did you make any resolutions?

[avocadosama-blog]

I have found…one. It’s complicated. And I count you as a friend also. -he eyes him- I don’t normally make resolutions , but I did make one..and it’s a secret -he smirks- what about you?wish to break outta that shell?

[dewrito-cupcakekun]

/raises an eyebrow, smiling a little; happy to be called a friend/ What, we’re keeping secrets now? Good complicated, right? /he laughs, rolling his eyes/ Yeah, actually. And also for some more cash because my job doesn’t pay worth a damn.

[avocadosama-blog]

"Yeah…it’s good complicated …" He laughed a bit , smiling at him, putting his hand on his head and rubbing it unconsciously "yeah? I’m really happy for you..the support if friends can really help…I’ve been told."

[dewrito-cupcakekun]

Matt wiggled his eyebrows, smiling playfully. "Sexy good?" He asked, looking at the other with a wide smile. "And... Yeah I definitely hope so. It's pretty cool having friends." He paused. "... You know, I;m here for you right, man?"

[rhubarbpiekun]

"Good. It makes you laugh." He smiled happily, seeing how it seemed to brighten the room.

"Oh I was just wondering if you got a kiss at midnight?" He asked more honestly. Curiosity always boiled inside him. Finishing his first cup of coffee, he returned to the kitchen for another.

[dewrito-cupcakekun]

"You’re a dork." Matt shook his head, sipping at his coffee- 

And promptly choked on it. Coughing as he swallowed and shaking his head, looking up through his tears and starting to laugh. "Oh my god, you’re joking right?" He managed to wheeze out between coughs.

[rhubarbpiekun]

"I can get in my time machine!" He joked quickly. "But what’s the fun in that when you give me such a interesting ‘maybe."

He started on his muffin first, not as hungry as he thought. “Did you get one last night?” He was more curious about that than roommates. “How bad was it? Should I meet these hungover roommates too? Feed them breakfast?” He asked nudging the other under the table a bit.

[dewrito-cupcakekun]

Matt laughed loudly, shaking his head. “You’re ridiculous.” He said almost fondly, taking a bite of his omelette.

"Get one what?" He asked idly, separating the rest of his omelette into smaller pieces. "And, nah- Let the idiots get some sleep."

[4desserts1blog]

[bounces a little on the balls of their feet in excitement, holding up the phone and grinning widely] ‘M all set! Let’er rip!

[dewrito-cupcakekun]

[grins a little, pausing before pulling out a lighter and lighting the fuse; immediately dropping the lighter and holding it far away] Wait for it- 

[4desserts1blog]

UWAAAA!! ITS SO PRETTY!!! [leans on Matt and points the camera to the fireworks] WOOOOO LOOK AT’EM GOOOO!! 

[dewrito-cupcakekun]

[grins a little, pleased by the reaction as he looks up; jumping a little when it goes off again, sending green into the air instead] Pff, haha- Cool, right?

[rhubarbpiekun]

"Well maybe if you were there at midnight…." He said with a grin, wiggling his shoulders in sarcasm. "Glad you like it. Don’t forget some coffee.." He said, going back to flip his omelet before it got too crispy. "Hope it doesn’t linger around all day." He joined the man at the table and ate slowly, more interested in coffee. "This is nice though.. Very calming." He mumbled over his cup.

[dewrito-cupcakekun]

Matt blinked, blushing again and looking away with a half laugh. “Maybe some other year.” He shot back with a half smile; standing and crossing to make himself a mug of coffee.

"… Yeah it is nice." He said when he sat back down again, taking a long swig of coffee and starting to eat his omelette. "You can drop by whenever. My roomies are around most of the time, but they’re cool."

[rhubarbpiekun]

Rhu’s mouth dropped in a fake scoff. “Ohhhh-!” He huffed, hand on his chest. “Offended my being!” He rolled his eyes, laughed and flipped the first omelet.

His skin seemed to prick up at such a question, he laughed nervously. “Nope, no. The guy -I mean- the idiot I like wasn’t there, and I don’t kiss those instructors… Too old.” He really was the only young instructor that wasn’t female there.

"We’ll see how lucky I am." He started the second omelet and brought the first over to Matt with toasted muffins and coffee. "Here you go princess." He said with a grin.

[dewrito-cupcakekun]

Matt laughed. “Sorry, man. But I can’t just lie like that.” He propped his knee up on the chair, resting his chin on it. “You really are a bad influence. … Though, actually, I do kinda feel better.” He snorted quietly at that, idly watching the other; uncurling so he could start eating. “Shame- And don’t be an asshole, asshole.” He shot back before starting to dig in, chewing and swallowing before gesturing with the bitten muffin. “Thanks, it’s really good.”

[4desserts1blog]

Yeah, man. Hand it over, I promise ta be careful with it. 

[dewrito-cupcakekun]

[passes the phone over, changing the hand that holds the roman candle] Alright, let’s do this. This area looks deserted enough. 

[looks over at them] Tell me when you’re set?

[4desserts1blog]

[bounces a little on the balls of their feet in excitement, holding up the phone and grinning widely] ‘M all set! Let’er rip!

[dewrito-cupcakekun]

[grins a little, pausing before pulling out a lighter and lighting the fuse; immediately dropping the lighter and holding it far away] Wait for it- 

[rhubarbpiekun]

Rhu laughed. “Have you never heard this phrase: hair from the dog that bit you? They say a shot the morning after helps the hang over.” He moved to the stove an helped himself to the kitchen, fixing the eggs for omelets. “Coffee too. But where is the fun?”

He took a shot…

[rhubarbpiekun]

"Well no more for you. I’m no bad influence." He stuck out his tongue. Putting the bottle away, he opened the soda.

Liking how he responded, he grinned. The pan was hot now, so he dumped in the eggs and veggies. “Well it was pretty chill. Hung with some instructors from the studio…. Drank a little… Nobody special was there.”

[dewrito-cupcakekun]

"The worst influence." Matt teased. "The worst. The damage has already been done.” He paused, smiling a little. “Nice, sounds like it must’ve been a nice time. No new years kiss for you then, huh?” He asked offhandedly, putting the glass down and relaxing into a chair at the kitchen table with a sigh.

[dewrito-cupcakekun]

New Years Accomplishment: the four of us were so drunk, we totally blacked out. But today I woke up to pictures on my phone of Lue dressed as baby new year.

Oh yeah. 2015 is gonna be a good one.

[rhubarbpiekun]

Rhu laughed. “Have you never heard this phrase: hair from the dog that bit you? They say a shot the morning after helps the hang over.” He moved to the stove an helped himself to the kitchen, fixing the eggs for omelets. “Coffee too. But where is the fun?”

He took a shot for himself and started the coffee maker. “So Handsome, how was last night?” His eyebrows raised an he grinned.

[dewrito-cupcakekun]

Matt snorted, after a moment shrugging and downing the shot. “You’re a bad influence.” He mused, “I wasn’t going to drink for the next month.” He looked over, fiddling with the glass. He smiled, ducking his head as he blushed. “Shut up.” He mumbled, “And… It was good. Fun. It was cold as hell, though. What’d you get up to?”

[weddingcakeouji-sama-blog]

are you... Sparkling?

Don’t you sparkle? 

.*･｡ﾟ ( ˘ ⌄ ˘ ) .*･｡ﾟ

[dewrito-cupcakekun]

  I… Don’t think it’s working. And. I’m not a nice smiler.

….. Have you seriously never seen a mosquito?

[weddingcakeouji-sama-blog]

Others might find your smile nice, but if you feel it isn’t then make a cool face. Cool can’t compete with handsome but it’ll do. You can also try flipping your hair.

…… I don’t understand. Is a mosquito a type of bird? Small birds can also be a type of sparkle.

[dewrito-cupcakekun]

I have no idea how to make a cool face, I'd probably just look like an idiot.

And, uh... They're a type of insect, man. Like flies, but smaller. Also they suck your blood.