technopath whiz

kotlc rp blog / dex is best (that doesnt really rhyme) (I am not known for my poetic capabilities) / please send asks pls interact im bored at all times

[dexter-dizznee]

hello! I’m dex! (NOT deck) my friend keefe told me about his website, so i found a human ‘computer’ (i think that’s what theyre called) and hacked into it to access this website! I still don’t really know what this is, but i thought it might be a fun way to pass the time!

people in the group!

dex: me

keefe: @keefesencen

biana: @biana-v-vanisher

sophie: @sophiefoster-ruewen

ro: @aunty-ro

maruca: @therealmarucachebota

linh: @livelaughlinh

tam: @your-local-shade

stina @yourfavstina

Fitz: @fitzythegoldenboy

rex, bex and lex: @dizznee-triplets-offical

untrusted doppelgänger: @dexter-alvin-dizznee1

ooc:

he/him pronouns, minor.

favorite keeper book is either the og, exile, or unraveled

just a silly lil guy

main blog is @eating-the-sand

[keefesencen]

I've educated myself on what a cat is and my question is do u want one cuz if dex agrees we gonna go to human cites to get cats and possibly get arrested so keep ur money out

@bianavackerr

yes. now. get one that's black with white feet. this is important. i will name her dr. socks.

[dexter-dizznee]

yes yes yea PLEASE

[dexter-dizznee]

KEEFE WASNT KIDDING ABOUT THE CHURROS HOLY CRAP

[dexter-dizznee]

WAIT SOPHIE WASNT MESSING WITH ME I HAVE MY OWN LAND

and I found this really good “ice cream”??

[dexter-dizznee]

it’s weird trying to blend in with humans. Whats a rollercoaster and why do humans intentionally put themselves through that torture for no reason??

[keefesencen]

oh boy i'm a whole year old

[dexter-dizznee]

woah man?? I thought you were sixteen

[keefesencen]

super important question. if i went to human university who would my roommate be?

[dexter-dizznee]

me duh

[keefesencen]

Keefe. I found these things called “stickers” in sophies backpack and. oh. my. god. theyre wonderful. I need to put them everywhere.

@dexter-dizznee

i asked her about them.

she gave me one that are supposedly dinosaurs but they are the stupidest things ive ever seen

[dexter-dizznee]

whattt show me!! although what sophie said about human dinosaurs doesnt make me have high hopes for their accuracy

[keefesencen]

definitely... something. i like the one with the horns and crest thing she's chill

[dexter-dizznee]

hahahah THATS what humans think dinosaurs look like? man no wonder sophie was confused about elvin culture

[keefesencen]

Keefe. I found these things called “stickers” in sophies backpack and. oh. my. god. theyre wonderful. I need to put them everywhere.

@dexter-dizznee

i asked her about them.

she gave me one that are supposedly dinosaurs but they are the stupidest things ive ever seen

[dexter-dizznee]

whattt show me!! although what sophie said about human dinosaurs doesnt make me have high hopes for their accuracy

[emthereandeverywhere]

I love how in unlocked Dex and Keefe changed their registry files together and Keefe calls him the dexinator, i need more of their friendship in the next book please Shannon Messenger let these boys be best friends. Team keefex !!!

[dexter-dizznee]

@keefesencen

[toastghost85]

So are you like. A ghost who likes toast? Did you die by toast? Are you a ghost who haunts toasters? Are you a toaster that ran out of power? Are you the ghost of an eaten piece of toast? Are you a bunch of slices of toast put together in roughly the shape of a ghost?? Do you taste good with maple syrup????

I am a ghost of a piece of toast, and I’m better with butter and cinnamon sugar, maybe some honey too

[mxsshxvon]

who killed you I must avenge you

[toastghost85]

it was a murderless death, the toaster malfunctioned and burned me so I’m dead 😔

[mxsshxvon]

is this why you worship the great dex dizznee

In hopes one day his technopathy will make all toasters safe spaces for toast slices

[toastghost85]

yk what yeah, if Dex had made that toaster I’d still be alive

[mxsshxvon]

luckily for you dex is your little brother

( @eating-the-sand has a dex rp blog I'm forgetting the name of)

[dexter-dizznee]

whats a toaster?

[mxsshxvon]

Kotlc but the tech language is vocaloid

[dexter-dizznee]

whats “vocaloid”?

[purplesoup-lad-le]

top ten worst ways to find out you're gay.

@loveution @myfairkatiecat @radicaltorque @camelspit @sophiefostersno1stan @bleu-d-encre-poudre-d-etoiles @florida-preposterously @aurenflare @amanda-yet-again

[dexter-dizznee]

I think about this more often than I really should

[deardajeong]

i miss dex 💔

[mxsshxvon]

@dexter-dizznee

[dexter-dizznee]

oh hi

[dexter-dizznee]

hi! hi! hi!

um

im not great at people so please bear with me

i love learning about other cultures and languages and history and all that jazz so can you please maybe tell me literally everything you know? no worries if not!

doggo for your troubles

hi um. this is a rp blog and idk if you mean this like as a question for the mod or in character. uh tell me please

[missionfailed101]

im only on book 4 but i think fitz and dex should kiss

[fitzroythevacker]

why does everyone keep saying this

@dexter-dizznee

[dexter-dizznee]

every single time I swear to gods

[dexter-dizznee]

it’s always “work on that gadget dex!” and “ open this cache for me dex!” and never “come on let’s do arson together dex!” what more do I have to give