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Seems better than my current philosophy

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Just had my oldest child bribe me, but I was like “your mom would absolutely not be cool with it.”

But, if she doesn’t see this then we can go ahead with the plan…

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Totally getting this tattooed on my forearm. Maybe both.

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Long socks on the back. Short socks on the front. This cat is stylin on another level.

Edit: This is something I left in my drafts for some reason. It’s an early pic of Chowder, but he’s still bringing that look. He’s older, but still rocking it.

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I’m now very involved in the flashlight community. I’ve abandoned the slipjoint knife community for my new expensive hobby.

Narrator: He really didn’t abandon the slipjoint knife community.

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12 years of Lulu.

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My wife is so rad.

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Fog

BY CARL SANDBURG

The fog comes

on little cat feet.

It sits looking

over harbor and city

on silent haunches

and then moves on.

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She’s put out bc I’m not dead. Lulu is a very privileged cat.

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Ember is a menace

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Ordered a made in Japan Makita impact driver. From Japan. As a treat. Because I deserve it.

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Ember the menace. I’m the only one in this house that likes her.

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Rug cat is watching you…

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9/2023

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I have the awesomest wife ever.

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She changed my phone wallpaper. I live with this weirdo.

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Am I too old for a BMX bike? Perhaps. But, I just bought this one. No street, only trails. I’ve been wanting one since I sold my last BMX bike in 2011. Arrives Friday. Hey, Matt Hoffman is 51. I can ride at 49.

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