best parts of “mac and dennis break up”
the fact mac and dennis have weekly movie night, and when dennis picks up transporter 2 instead of predator he’s angry because jason statham doesn’t have as good a physique as the predator class
they both need to go to dee’s together to get a fucking bowl
“no, dee. we’re more like a dynamic duo.”
the way dennis looks at mac when he says “he likes me to check in with him”
“well far be it from me to, uh, keep the flower of you from flourishing.”
dennis’s facial expressions when he’s telling mac he’s been thinking about what dee said
dennis putting his arm on mac’s shoulder to stop him from leaving
mac filing a missing person’s report on dennis because he was gone for an hour without checking in
mac basically mothering frank and charlie, picking up their trash
“jesus christ frank, are you cutting your toenails with a steak knife?”
“ach! oh! uh-oh! botched toe! i botched that one! oh, that’s a botch job. it’s bleeding, i need some trash to plug up the cut.”
mac keeps on asking if dennis is on the phone and talking about him, and so does dennis
dennis needs mac to peel his apples! he can’t eat it with the skin on! he’s not ALLOWED!!! (truly the face when he says “i’m not ALLOWED” is so funny)
“so you think not eating cat food is putting on airs?” “you betcha!”
dennis panicking because he ate appleseeds
whatever strange humping thing frank and charlie do after frank says he’s back on charlie’s team
mac and dennis throwing bread rolls at eachother
mac can’t help but laugh at dennis’s “dee is a bird” joke
mac being concerned about dennis eating appleseeds but trying to pretend like he’s not
dennis knowing the word mac was looking for
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stormborns
origamiaround
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theartofmadeline
amandla
gummygunk
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